What does this big red button labeled 'Pressing Results in Death' do?

Robocop

Attention, citizen. Stand away from the matter disintegration canno*FWOOSH*


John Freeman

Trust me, the Gravity Gun can totally catch and throw a roller-mine before it blows up. I've done it a million times before. Wait, THATS A MAN-HACK!!! NOOOOOOO- *sound of blades cutting through flesh, followed by gargling*

Master Chief

Wow, that energy sword sure is shiny... TOUCH!

4chan

We cannot be stopped, we are anonymous, no one can..... hey, wonder who that is at my door?

Lightish Red Tron Guy

what is my line again ?

guy in monster movie

Relax, we'll live.

Scout, TF2.

"Aaghaghaghaghaghahgahghagha"

-Starship Troopers

If I wasn't created to live and die in war I might say something somewhat interesting right now.

George Lucas

"I have an idea.  Let's take a 30 year old movie and make it 3D!"

Albert Einstein

"If I just calculate the velocity of that bullet relative to the frame of reference of the..." *brain splatter*

Spiderman

"If one spider bite gave me this much power ... I wonder what happens when this Brazilian Wandering Spider bites me!"

Soon after, Spidermans corpse was recovered at the local zoo. Multiple spider bites from various, incredibly poisonous spiders covered his body. I suppose anything can be an addiction ...

Elroy Jetson
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Don't worry! I can drive my dad's spaceship! :)

(Crash! Boom! Millions dead.)

Janet Jackson

"Don't you worry, I can pull off Thriller! I even have Michael's Book of Necromancy!"

Her corpse was found in eighty three different pieces, in seven different stomachs. Everyone knows that only a true lich can make zombies dance. Not even fancy clothes and a high pitched voice can change that.

Joker, Mass Effect.

"Why so serious?"

I know that's probably a different Joker, but I've never played Mass Effect.


Heath

"Can you pass the pills?"

The Burger King

I knew......I should of.........finished off that..............clown.

Dark Lord Sauron

*blink blink*

The Hamburgular

I can get away with it!
(The Hamburglar was killed today by a group of police officers.)

A cosplayer.

"don't hate the cosplayer, hate the cosgame."  (dunno what a cosplayer is...)

Einsteins younger brother.

I'm the genius, he stole E=MC² from me!!

Santos
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"I'm so full I couldn't eat another villager..."
** Chomp chomp **
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

Stewie Griffon

*at the age of 16*  "Damn you, woman"

Ted Bundy

"I am a leaf on the wind.  Watch how I--"
-Wash

"Wait...did you say plastic surgery or heart surgery?"