Flarelord
member, 210 posts Sat 1 Dec 2012 at 19:04 | Re: In to the Ice Age we go!!!!Very beginning of a high level new D&D3.5 game on this site.
I roll Sense Motive for a few things to discern info about the shifty folks int he kings court (With a +32 bonus)
THREE OUT OF FOUR ROLLS: CRITICAL FAILURE
This is why I loathe an 'always fail' result on a one. It's just bad design. I also hjate when I'm basically forced to go incompetent at what I'm supposed to be good at.. especially starting an adventure off. Nothing ruins an image of a character for me so much as abject failure out of the gate. You should get a chance to be awesome and come to grips with your abilities before you start failing this badly.
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TheNerdyGuido
member, 15 posts Mon 3 Dec 2012 at 06:04 | Re: In to the Ice Age we go!!!!
This message was deleted by a moderator, as it was against the forum rules, at 13:27, Mon 03 Dec 2012.
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Jw2809
member, 119 posts Mon 3 Dec 2012 at 21:50 | NONE POSTING GMS/vent
I have been waiting about 3 FRUITING WEEKS FOR A GAME TO START. The guy had all build ooh ooh lets do this SANDBOX EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE REAAAAAAALLLLY GOOOOOOD!
2 Weeks later.....
WHAT THE FRUTING CHESTNUTS IS THIS Posts=2
1 Week Later....
FRUTIN POST!
Today....
FRUIT IT, I'M NOT GONNA WAIT THIS FRUITING LONG FOR A FRUITING GAME.
GMS POST FOR FRUITIN ONCE
/end vent/fin
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The_Blob
member, 11 posts Sat 8 Dec 2012 at 17:35 | Re: NON POSTING FRUITING PLAYERSHow about the poor slob that takes over games so they won't die, because the players are SO fruiting interested in playing/posting. The game(s) is defined as "player-driven" group storytelling with no-to-light mechanics. Pages of flavor-text for locations and situations to get all of the players characters "on the same page", because they are SOOOO INTERESTED...
week 1 - crickets
week 2 - more crickets
week 3 - cricket descendants
week 4 - grasshoppers who unearth the remains of a once-great cricket civilzation
week 5 - SPLAT! nobody, not even crickets returning messages or rmails, couldn't purge/delete the game, but I could delete EVERY post in it and turn off the 'looking for players' tag
week 6 - see preamble to week 1 with a different game
MERRY FRUITING CHRISTMAS
you gotta be pretty FRUITING LAZY to not at least post "I'm leaving or IRL issues havwe forced me away"... disrespectful, entitlement minded, instant gratification seeking, intellectually stunted PLAYERS are why games die, NOT the GMs!
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Dottie_V
member, 10 posts Sun 9 Dec 2012 at 07:02 | Re: Home FRUTING Depot/vent
To the Home Depot employee working the Christmas deco departement,
Thank you for laughing in my face when I asked a perfectly legitimate question about your Christmas Lights inventory and thank you for continuing to laugh loudly with your co-workers after I walked away into another aisle. Also, let's not forget your hilarious joke to my dad when you looked him in the eye and told him that a box of musical LED lights cost $50 when it really cost $15. Thanks a bunch, you really know how to spread the holiday cheer.
Sincerly,
Me.
P.S.: YOU'RE A FRUTING RASPBERRY AND I HOPE YOU GET FIRED.
I HATE PEOPLE. ARRGH!!!
/vent
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Andrew Wilson
member, 38 posts A cunning Rogue HP 6/14 Sun 9 Dec 2012 at 07:17 | Re: VENTS!!!/vent
I spent my entire weekend cleaning VENTS my chimney was plugged and it was getting smokey so i had to take it all apart and clean it out and then clean all my VENTS i was so filthy and sore and smelly when i was done. my god I hate vents
/vent
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The_Blob
member, 12 posts Sun 9 Dec 2012 at 14:20 | Re: VENTS!!!fruiting 'freeform' games with players that have supposedly 'heroic' characters that act more despicable than the villains, deny it as 'cultural/moral relativism', then get pineappled when confronted by any semblance of law enforcement.
Same immature players (not by age, unless LYING) like to 'dino-hide' when attacked, I have to blame absentee GMs for allowing such god-modding in a 'no god-modding' game... WHY have the rule, if you won't enforce it???
gaaaraaarghhhh, it has made me incoherent
while I'm at it, how about an 'adult' game that DOESN'T turn into a smut-fest???
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Mustard Tiger
member, 201 posts Fri 14 Dec 2012 at 21:37 | Re: VENTS!!!
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Flarelord
member, 212 posts Sun 16 Dec 2012 at 00:43 | Re: VENTS!!!*seething anger*
Ugh... I hate having to be the go-between between an argumentative person, and overly-sensitive one. It's one thing when you want to discuss Sensitive Topics and everyone in the room says '; no thank you', then you storm out. It's another entirely to thin go and complain to the world on your publicTumblr about us and post a three page rant about how people who don't like to debate sensitive topics are being 'irresponsible'.
X_x; *back to emotional damage control*
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habsin4
member, 587 posts Putting old paper in new boxes since 2005 Mon 17 Dec 2012 at 14:23 | Re: VENTS!!!Dislikes: People who yell at store clerks who aren't doing their job fast enough.
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Shae_Dravenmore
member, 409 posts Desk Jocky Extraordinaire Theoretical Writer Mon 17 Dec 2012 at 22:03 | Re: VENTS!!!Vent: Get a box of candles stolen from my porch.
Joy!: Company replaces entire shipment at no cost, because they are AWESOME.
Lesson Learned: Send everything to my office. Call senders of other shipments in route to adjust delivery locations.
VENT: Go through all that trouble to make sure nothing gets stolen from my porch, AND THE (EXPLETIVES) BREAK INTO MY (EXPLETIVE) HOUSE. ><
Yeah. Merry (Expletive) Christmas to you too, (expletive).
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Silverlock
member, 42 posts Tue 18 Dec 2012 at 11:25 | Re: VENTS!!!<vent> The lurking head cold has finally made its decision to go into full horror.</vent>
Plus side, I can call out of work and thereby earn some much needed mental health, too.
Minus side, I will be sniped at for calling out of work. But then, I was getting sniped at for showing up and not being able to do what two other more experienced workers were not able to do either...sigh. And what is it about me that inspires management to constantly assign me janitorial duties ? Am I the only one who knows how to mop ?
Christmas want: A job that isn't the one from the deep dark pit with Satan as my boss.
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TheNerdyGuido
member, 33 posts Roll the dice, they said. It'll be fun, they said. Wed 19 Dec 2012 at 00:40 | Re: VENTS!!!Me: I'm going to request a game! Maybe I can play an exotic race I've yet to try?
Me, later: Yay! Found a GM and they approved the race.
Me, even later: There's nobody in the party that can fix me if I get hurt... >_>
Me, now: Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to re-roll I go.
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Zephydel
member, 650 posts Creative Ideas Real-Life Solutions Wed 19 Dec 2012 at 16:10 | If you want us to stop cheating, give us more money...I just noticed that, in this online game I playing right now, the computer controlled opponents in PVP are starting to cheat. To make matters worse, this online game is flashing the "buy more in-game items with your real money" window every time I lose.
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ZedZed77
member, 216 posts Thu 20 Dec 2012 at 00:10 | Re: Shattered Dreams
This message was deleted by a moderator, as it was moot, at 00:47, Thu 20 Dec 2012.
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facemaker329
member, 5233 posts Gaming for most of 30 years, and counting! Fri 28 Dec 2012 at 07:13 | Re: Shattered DreamsSo, we got our white Christmas...storm blew in just in time for me to have to drive through it, going the hour and a half north to the friends I was going to be staying with. As a result, when I arrived home, three days later, I find not only 9" of snow piled up on my front lawn--I also find that my oh-so-wonderful neighbors dug out their snowblowers and went up and down the street, clearing walks and driveways for everyone...EXCEPT MY FOURPLEX.
Literally, they cleared right up to the property line, maybe a couple of feet beyond it...and then stopped. That left about 100' of sidewalk buried in snow that people had to stomp through. Someone else came over and cleared a walkway from the apartment next to mine out to the street (pretty sure I know who was behind it, as the next-door apartment is occupied by an elderly woman whose son lives in the neighborhood...)--but despite the fact that two of the three other apartments are occupied by people whose physical condition is not conducive to snow shoveling, there was no hint of trying to do any snow removal for them.
And here I am, with an injured shoulder...I don't know if it's bursitis, arthritis, or a torn/otherwise damaged rotator cuff...and I spent three+ hours shoveling snow tonight, before the pain got to the point where I couldn't swing a shovel anymore. I even tried going to the store and buying a snowblower...the only one that was remotely close to being big enough to do the job, while still being in my price range, turned out to have been assembled wrong, somewhere along the line, because you could pick the whole thing up by the starter pull-cord...the motor would NOT turn beyond that point. And because I bought it on a debit card, and they refunded my purchase as a credit card, those funds won't be back in my account for a day or three, which means I can't go to another store with a similar machine and buy it, because there's not enough money in my bank account.
I've lived here almost a decade. This is the first time, in that entire time, where I've been unable, physically, to finish clearing the snow. It's not even a case of being too tired...I had plenty of energy left. I just literally felt like my shoulder kept slipping half-way out of socket, and it finally got to the point where I couldn't lift the shovel anymore. I haven't felt this...defeated, I guess, is the best description for it...in a long time, if ever.
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Alexei Yaruk-Mundhenk
member, 1155 posts Ad Majorem Dea Gloriam Sat 29 Dec 2012 at 00:54 | Re: Shattered DreamsI began the process of filing for divorce and custody today.
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facemaker329
member, 5234 posts Gaming for most of 30 years, and counting! Sat 29 Dec 2012 at 06:08 | More disillusionment...I consider myself reasonably handy. I can take care of most basic home repairs on my own, which has been a secret boon for my landlord because I only ever call them when it's big stuff that really needs to be done by someone who's extensively trained, like replacing a water heater. So, when the fill valve on my toilet started not-filling a day or two ago, I figured it was no big deal. I mean, it's an old toilet, parts wear out...I've replaced those before (a LOT of those...I used to work housing maintenance for campus housing...) I can do this...
So, I did it. Replaced the whole works, because there were a couple of other things in the tank that were having issues, as well. Got done, got everything gathered up, turned the water back on, and...
Nothing. While the fill valve may have been faulty, it is apparently not the only reason the tank's been slow to fill. I even disconnected the supply line from the toilet and tried turning the water on again, just to be sure. There was exactly no change whatsoever between the tiny trickle that came out when the valve was supposedly completely closed, and the tiny trickle that came out when the valve was theoretically wide open.
It's a weekend. And a holiday. And my landlord already whines like a baby when you call a plumber during normal business hours. So, I've gotta decide whether I would rather listen to the landlord kvetch about an emergency call to the plumber, or if I'd prefer to work around it and manually refill the tank after each flush. I was having a really awesome holiday, up until I got back home yesterday. It's spiralling downhill very quickly, however...
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Zephydel
member, 651 posts Creative Ideas Real-Life Solutions Mon 31 Dec 2012 at 13:19 | Who needs skills? Pay to win. Cheat to win.Idiot: Nice. You combined two low-level skills and used them in a certain way? I never realized that you can do so and give me such a hard time.
Zephydel: Thanks. I was not sure if the combination would actually work.
Idiot: But I am not going let your poorly-equipped, low-level character beat my well-equipped, high-level character.
Game: Idiot bought Power Satanic Scroll from the Real-Cash Store. Idiot bought Score Breaker Scroll from Real-Cash Store.
Idiot: Eat this!
Zephydel: Hey! We agreed that we will not buy items in the Real-Cash Store during our match.
Idiot: Too late! How do you like my character now!
Game: Zephydel Defeated, Zephydel Rank Down.
Idiot: Another epic win for me! You should not have challenged an elite player like me.
Zephydel: You even used Score Breaker Scroll on me... That's low dude...
Idiot: Low? Ha! You should look at the level and equips of your character.
Zephydel: I hope you feel good about yourself... What a waste of money...
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facemaker329
member, 5243 posts Gaming for most of 30 years, and counting! Thu 3 Jan 2013 at 02:45 | More annoyed grumblings...Okay, two quick things...
--The apartment manager was supposed to stop by today, with an appraiser...they're refinancing the complex, they need an appraisal. And they're also supposed to verify, twice a year, that the smoke alarms are functional and have batteries in them. They were, originally, supposed to check that back when we changed over from Daylight Savings time...but they never showed.
So, early afternoon (like, an hour before the manager told me to expect them), the doorbell rings. It's the appraiser...without the manager. I've been cleaning (thank goodness, I at least got the bird's feathers vacuumed up before he got here...but hadn't had a chance to start in on the bathroom yet). The appraisal was quick and relatively painless...but included photos of my bathroom (a total mess), my kitchen (still needing a lot of work, but not a complete disaster), my bedroom (with my bed covered with boxes that I'm shuffling from storage place to storage place), and front room (cluttered, but not horrendous). I'm just waiting for the landlord to see the pictures (hopefully, they won't, or they'll have a conniption about the state of the place, but they might). Been waiting all afternoon for the manager to show up and finish the smoke alarm inspection (which is needless...I keep good batteries in them...but fer cryin' out, if you're REQUIRED by your insurance to check the alarms, and you've scheduled a time to check them--especially when you apologized for not making it the FIRST time you scheduled something--then show up...or at least make a phone call.
--Second issue: I'm making some prosthetic pieces for a video shoot some friends are doing this weekend. I've got the prosthetic molded, ready to cast...and I can't find the remaining quantity of plaster that I KNOW I had left over from my last round. Okay...not a huge crisis...I wanted to go to a store tonight and pick up some stuff, anyway...but, unfortunately, the only store I can find that carries the substitute stuff I like to use when I can't get 'prosthetic-grade' plaster does NOT carry the other stuff I needed. And the stores that carry the other stuff do not carry the plaster. So, after I finish venting my spleen over this particular setback, I have to spend an hour or so running errands, when I'd already be done with the casting work if I'd just been able to find the ultracal (plaster) in the first place...
Yeah, I know. Neither one of them are critical, life-or-death issues. Still doesn't keep me from being annoyed about them!
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adrasteia1
member, 977 posts Even a small star shines in the darkness Tue 8 Jan 2013 at 19:40 | Re: More annoyed grumblings...I now might be on 'cold, round 3'. I came down sick and managed to get rid of it. Cold returned. I just seemed to be getting rid of the last of it again a day or two ago. This morning I woke up with what I hoped might be allergies, but I started feeling ill. An allergy tablet didn't help and by lunchtime it was a battle to keep from sneezing repeatedly. My nose was pink by then, now it's raw. I asked to leave early at lunchtime, then I just went to sleep.
Woke up at 5pm feeling moderately better, but I really need to try and prevent this cold from returning fully again. *sips hot coffee*
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Andrew Wilson
member, 91 posts A cunning Rogue HP 6/14 Tue 8 Jan 2013 at 19:51 | Re: More annoyed grumblings...I bust my berries working out to look good for my girlfriend this spring and summer and lose 20 pounds and I toned up considerably. was looking great and getting compliments that got me in trouble with said gf on my fb.
Appearently I really wanted to gain 30 lbs for xmas now i look bigger then ever :( I got the muscle with fat over it...
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Silverlock
member, 43 posts Tue 8 Jan 2013 at 21:00 | Re: More annoyed grumblings...<vent>The head cold that won't go away. Have temporary lapses of illness in which I feel almost human, but highly cranky - and unable to think. Then it's back with the sore throat, the sneeze, the hacking.....uuurghhhh. And I get to go back to work tomorrow and get told I can't take any more of my earned sick time. Blah.</vent>
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sadiztiktorture
member, 8 posts Tue 8 Jan 2013 at 21:33 | Re: More annoyed grumblings...
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Eternal Dalek
member, 9 posts YOU ARE THE DOCTOR! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! Thu 10 Jan 2013 at 01:49 | Re: More annoyed grumblings...I was gone for a few days because of work, and today I log back in to make an IC post. My DM deletes me for stalling the game by not completing my character, never mind that I submitted a complete character sheet with background to him before I ever made my first in game post. Goodness, I hate impatient people who make me waste my time.
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