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Things That Make You Go Hmm V.

Posted by Germ AntFor group 0
Germ Ant
GM, 26964 posts
Shapechanging Alien
Minion Trainer
Fri 5 Feb 2010
at 02:57
  • msg #1

Things That Make You Go Hmm V

(Game idea by Heath.)

In this game, you make a statement or question that either points out an oddity in language or some other silly statement.  The more it points out something obvious, the better.

Examples:
Why do they call them "pineapples" when they're not apples and they don't come from pine trees?
____

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.
____

There is no egg in the eggplant
____

No ham in the hamburger
____

If a vegetarian eats vegetables,
What does a humanitarian eat...?
____

Sometimes it amuses me how easily amused I am.
snotburger
player, 337 posts
My forehead also happens
to also be my anus. Nice.
Fri 5 Feb 2010
at 14:04
  • msg #2

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

Why do they call it 'Cream of Wheat' when there's no cream involved in it?
Presto
GM, 8391 posts
You mean sweet tarts
are not a food group?
Fri 5 Feb 2010
at 15:15
  • msg #3

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

Why do we keep trying to improve robotics when in every book, comic, tv show and movie that is made with robots in it... the robots are trying to exterminate man?
Heath
player, 13831 posts
Nyuk, nyuk!
Why, I oughta...
Fri 5 Feb 2010
at 17:47
  • msg #4

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

A penny saved is a government oversight.
snotburger
player, 355 posts
My forehead also happens
to also be my anus. Nice.
Fri 5 Feb 2010
at 17:48
  • msg #5

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

Heath:
A penny saved is a government oversight.

I like.
Heath
player, 13834 posts
Nyuk, nyuk!
Why, I oughta...
Fri 5 Feb 2010
at 17:52
  • msg #6

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

I hate it when I get a predeclined credit card in the mail.
Presto
GM, 8470 posts
You mean sweet tarts
are not a food group?
Tue 9 Feb 2010
at 17:50
  • msg #7

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

I find it interesting that Michelle Obamunist is fighting against childhood obscenity. Since her husband seems to be working so hard to put children's parents out of work I would think the efforts are redundant.
snotburger
GM, 442 posts
I'm Mr. Fixit
Archive Master in Command
Tue 9 Feb 2010
at 23:07
  • msg #8

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

This makes me go 'hmm':



Believe it or not, this car (Peel p50) has one seat, and no reverse gear. If you want to back up, you get out and pull it backwards. Also, this thing could book it at sixty. They say the Smartcar is unsafe ... sure. Hummer hits smartcar, smartcar gets trashed. Hummer attempts to hit Peel P50, realizes that he has an incredibly high suspension, and ends up driving over the peel. Therefore, after a certain point ... smaller size = safer.
This message was last edited by the GM at 23:12, Tue 09 Feb 2010.
Grant
GM, 4312 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 9 Feb 2010
at 23:10
  • msg #9

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

Is that the guy from Top Gear?
Presto
GM, 8497 posts
You mean sweet tarts
are not a food group?
Wed 10 Feb 2010
at 15:54
  • msg #10

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

With the massive push to recycle and conserve water...

Why would people get grossed out when they catch the dog drinking from the toilet?
snotburger
GM, 480 posts
I'm Mr. Fixit
Archive Master in Command
Wed 10 Feb 2010
at 17:06
  • msg #11

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

http://www.google.com/hostedne...sQniY6EbyrmlGEZIGBtg : Yeah, the canadians have been following our president closely ... i dont even know who the canadian president or king or premiere is ... i think that means the US is being stalked by Canada.
ChaosLord
player, 4824 posts
I'm a delusional ferret.
Return of the Ferret
Thu 11 Feb 2010
at 05:20
  • msg #12

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

Heath
player, 13884 posts
Nyuk, nyuk!
Why, I oughta...
Mon 22 Feb 2010
at 19:23
  • msg #13

Re: Things That Make You Go Hmm V

Here's how a divorce lawyer can make money:  Take Valentine's cards, stamp them "guess who?" and leave them in the mailboxes of local apartments.
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