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Time Waster Flea Market Revamp.

Posted by GrantFor group 0
Froggychum
player, 1593 posts
Mon 17 Jan 2022
at 19:26
  • msg #48

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

Fair enough. I also want to have my body immediately desecrated after death!
The Fool on the Hill
player, 135 posts
Mon 17 Jan 2022
at 22:21
  • msg #49

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

Please people, mind that the Hare Spray and the Premium Snake Oil will be soon in very short supply!
Why I know that?
Well, because I know that, right before packaging, they unequivocally need to be stirred with Three-Handed Wooden Spoons, that are in turn in short supply, and the Three-Handed Wooden Spoons are sold in exclusive by your humble servant!


Well... then you need to have three hands to operate correctly the Three-Handed Wooden Spoon, but that's just a detail, right?...

[Wot count: 28
Items acquired: none]

This message was last edited by the player at 08:18, Tue 18 Jan 2022.
Froggychum
player, 1603 posts
Mon 17 Jan 2022
at 23:10
  • msg #50

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

You guys wanna form a Legitimate Businessmen Pact? We buy each other's products, and then commit money laundering perform totally innocent transactions
RabbitBall
player, 268 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Mon 17 Jan 2022
at 23:57
  • msg #51

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

We can do enough legitimate business by just talking about legitimate business!
Froggychum
player, 1608 posts
Tue 18 Jan 2022
at 00:03
  • msg #52

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

I dunno... sounds kinda fishy to me...
RabbitBall
player, 273 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Tue 18 Jan 2022
at 00:56
  • msg #53

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

I don't have any fish for sale, nor would I want any (allergies).
The Fool on the Hill
player, 140 posts
Tue 18 Jan 2022
at 08:20
  • msg #54

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

Let's cast some light on this! I'll buy one torch from Froggychum for that purpose!

[Wot count: 28
Items acquired:
one Torch]

Froggychum
player, 1614 posts
Tue 18 Jan 2022
at 23:51
  • msg #55

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

I hate clarity! I must muddle up and stir this situation!

I will buy a three handed spoon. Because after all, hot girls often tell me I have a third leg

Froggy --> 9 Wots --> Fool

Edit: Struck out the obvious, pathetic lies
RabbitBall
player, 287 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Tue 18 Jan 2022
at 23:58
  • msg #56

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

I am more than happy to split the difference: 1 WOT to FroggyChum for a torch and 9 WOTS to the Fool on the Hill for a 3-handed spoon. Now I gotta wonder what to do with these three extra hands...*

*Upon further inspection, he sees that the spoon doesn't have three hands, it's just so big and heavy it takes three hands to operate. *sigh* So anyone want to stir up trouble with me? *wink*
Froggychum
player, 1621 posts
Wed 19 Jan 2022
at 00:00
  • msg #57

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

I am sorry I insulted your Hare Spray. Let's go raise a graveyard of rabbits.

That'll definitely be a lotta trouble!

Froggy --> 25 Wots --> Rabbit

Edit: Also, What I'm Selling

Torch1 WOTA mundane torch. Comes pre-lit
Gobnip2 WOTA drug used to lure and distract goblins
Nuggies2 WOTDelicious and crispy chicken nuggets
Fingies2 WOTDelicious and crispy chicken fingers
Tendies2 WOTDelicious and crispy chicken tenders
McNuggies3 WOTDelicious and crispy "chicken" nuggets
McFingies3 WOTDelicious and crispy "chicken" fingers
McTendies3 WOTDelicious and crispy "chicken" tenders
Purebred Fleas (120 lbs)25 WOTThese are not your standard, run-of-the-mill, flea mutts. These are purebred, high-quality fleas. One hundred twenty pounds worth

This message was last edited by the player at 00:09, Wed 19 Jan 2022.
The Fool on the Hill
player, 146 posts
Wed 19 Jan 2022
at 20:05
  • msg #58

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

The Fool, delighted, counts the Wots on the Hill and then approaches the stall selling Purebread Fleas, interested.

[Wot count: 47
Items acquired:
one Torch]

Froggychum
player, 1627 posts
Wed 19 Jan 2022
at 20:10
  • msg #59

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

A half-familiar guy sits at the stall, dressed as an entomologist.

He looks a lot like a certain anthropomorphized frog you know...

"Hoh hoh... Kid, you looking to buy some FLEAS???" he asks in an oily manner
The Fool on the Hill
player, 150 posts
Wed 19 Jan 2022
at 20:12
  • msg #60

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

The Fool stares at the fleas closely: "Hmmm... do you think that this purchase would be suitable for a Fool? As a status symbol, I mean."

[Wot count: 48
Items acquired:
one Torch]

Froggychum
player, 1629 posts
Wed 19 Jan 2022
at 22:16
  • msg #61

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

"Indeed!" the oily man says as he strokes his certainly real (?) mustache.

The slimeball continues, "I can think of nothing better for a Fool than proudly showcasing his prized collection of fleas!"

To finish his argument, he does a small bow of showmanship, "Ever since the days of the first Jester's Cap, such a perfect fit has not been seen!"
The Fool on the Hill
player, 161 posts
Wed 19 Jan 2022
at 23:03
  • msg #62

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

The Fool is ecstatic and promptly buys 120 lbs of Purebred Fleas!

[transfer 25 Wot to Froggychum

Wot count: 24
Items acquired:
one Torch
120 lbs of Purebred Fleas]

Froggychum
player, 1638 posts
Wed 19 Jan 2022
at 23:54
  • msg #63

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

The oily man bows his head many times in faux gratitude, before quickly glancing around, packing up his cart and rolling out of town like a tumbleweed.

A few minutes later some guards are questioning locals about a wanted scammer selling gullible people large masses of bugs in the area. The people are generally uncooperative, and the public attitude seems to be positive since the fleas are purebred and not mutt fleas.

btw fool i think your WOTs are based on total posts, not just posts in this thread. you should have more, no?
The Fool on the Hill
player, 167 posts
Thu 20 Jan 2022
at 23:38
  • msg #64

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

Froggychum:
btw fool i think your WOTs are based on total posts, not just posts in this thread. you should have more, no?


[OOC: oh, I didn't realise that! Can anybody clarify this point, without trying to fool me?]
Froggychum
player, 1649 posts
Sun 23 Jan 2022
at 03:11
  • msg #65

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

quote:
Yes, and yes. Wots come from any posts. They used to be taxed, but I think that's dumb.


Msg #4 by Grant, ITT
Grant
GM, 7529 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Wed 26 Jan 2022
at 02:54
  • msg #66

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

If anyone is interested in being the 'accountant' of this thread, you're more than welcome. Basically you would just keep a tally of who's spent what and to whom, not really that taxing but something I don't have the time for. If anyone wants items added to the original for sale post, or if someone is interested in the job, let me know in a PM.
Froggychum
editor, 1727 posts
Sat 29 Jan 2022
at 17:30
  • msg #67

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

Yo everyone.

This thing's up to date now with everything that is currently being sold.

Check the 2nd post ITT, and SPEND SOME MONEY!!!
RabbitBall
player, 394 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Sat 29 Jan 2022
at 23:38
  • msg #68

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

Nice collation of the Market!

I will express my cash in terms of how many wots I am above or below my post count: +15 at the moment. I have purchased a torch and a 3-handed spoon.

Since there needs to be more fun, I am expanding my stand to sell Fun. I have various forms of Fun available, and am open to offering new types based on demand.

NamePriceDetails
Cold Fun'1 wotAvailable in chocolate, cherry, strawberry, banana, and borscht
Hot Fun'2 wotsSame flavors as Cold Fun, but heated!
Wet Fun'3 wotsSame flavors, but blended and put into a cup!
Fun on a Bun'5 wotsYour choice of Cold Fun or Hot Fun placed on a kaiser roll!

Froggychum
editor, 1762 posts
Sun 30 Jan 2022
at 20:00
  • msg #69

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

Added :)

Also, I'll buy a Cherry Cold Fun (Cold Cherry Fun?) 'cus it's super dry in my basement, and it's winter in Canada so fruit doesn't exist...

I would kill God for a slushie or some cold lemonade right about now...

It's fine though, virtual representation of food is basically the same thing, right?

Froggychum --> 1 wot --> RabbitBall
This message was last edited by a game editor at 20:01, Sun 30 Jan 2022.
The Fool on the Hill
player, 1112 posts
Fri 24 Nov 2023
at 18:08
  • msg #70

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

OK, so let's see if I got it right...

[Wot count: 1112-1-25+25=1111
Items acquired:
one Torch (-1 wot)
120 lbs of Purebred Fleas (-25 wot)
Bribe (+25 wot)]

This message was last edited by the player at 18:12, Fri 24 Nov 2023.
Froggychum
editor, 1930 posts
Sat 25 Nov 2023
at 12:39
  • msg #71

Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

I trust you bro
The Fool on the Hill
player, 1114 posts
Sat 25 Nov 2023
at 19:12
  • msg #72

Re: Time Waster Flea Market Revamp

In that case, I'll buy a Heavy Daedric Armor for 800 wots. You never know...

[Wot count: 1114-1-25+25-800=313
Items acquired:
one Torch (-1 wot)
120 lbs of Purebred Fleas (-25 wot)
Bribe (+25 wot)
Heavy Daedric Armor (-800 wot)]

This message was last edited by the player at 19:13, Sat 25 Nov 2023.
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