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Happy Homecoming-1.

Posted by GM Computer HeathFor group 0
Joseph-R-DOB-1
player, 7 posts
Thu 18 Dec 2008
at 02:32
  • msg #64

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

*giggles as I listen*

Joseph quietly and carefully feels around the entrances, trying to remember where he is
This message was last edited by the player at 02:35, Thu 18 Dec 2008.
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 27 posts
Thu 18 Dec 2008
at 03:06
  • msg #65

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Seth chuckles heartily at Lynn's latest joke and congratulates himself again for his excellent intuitive understanding of the team that had lead him to choose her as Morale Officer.  A good MO could make even treasonous plots to shroud the distribution office in darkness a little less depressing.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 120 posts
R&D Hygiene Officer
Clearance RED
Thu 18 Dec 2008
at 17:00
  • msg #66

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

CL squeaks and says, "But you a credit the lights will come on after 30 seconds."
GM Computer Heath
GM, 416 posts
Fri 19 Dec 2008
at 23:02
  • msg #67

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

OOC: If you haven't said exactly what your character is doing while the lights are out, make sure you let me know (in private or by public message).  Otherwise, I'll assume you're just standing there talking or doing nothing.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 417 posts
Mon 22 Dec 2008
at 21:59
  • msg #68

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

The lights are out, and lasers flash across the room!  There is a grunt, and a moment later, a crash near where the Outfitting officer was at.
There is a quick flicker of the lights.
The lights come back on, and you see that the Outfitting officer is on the ground...dead.  CL is also laying on the ground, while Joseph is standing near the exit.  Seth has been injured by a laser blast in the arm.  Cigarettes lay at the feet of Lynn, as though dropped.
This message was last edited by the GM at 22:00, Mon 22 Dec 2008.
Lynn-R-EHT-1
player, 10 posts
Mon 22 Dec 2008
at 22:04
  • msg #69

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Lynn says to Seth, "It looks like you are burning vith desire to serve our friend, Zha Computer."  She laughs forcefully and looks around to make sure everyone is happy.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 191 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Mon 22 Dec 2008
at 23:37
  • msg #70

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Gunther observes his fellow's reactions cautiously wondering who is the commie traitor that might have shot the outfitting officer. The fact that CL-R is on the ground is also rather suspicious in itself.

"I am assuming our hygiene officer is inspecting the ground? You should check the ground near Lynn-R."
Lynn-R-EHT-1
player, 11 posts
Tue 23 Dec 2008
at 00:15
  • msg #71

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Lynn inspects the ground and picks up the thing that is next to her feet.  "Did somebody lose something?" she says, raising an eyebrow.

She goes over to inspect the Outfitting citizen, and also to check the computer to see if she can find out where everyone is supposed to go for R&D.

"You should report this...accident...immediately," she says to the recording officer and team leader with a look down at the Outfitting citizen.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 122 posts
R&D Hygiene Officer
Clearance RED
Tue 23 Dec 2008
at 00:31
  • msg #72

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

CL swipes his finger against the ground and inspects his white glove, "Very clean indeed. However, the Outfitting Officer's blood is staining the floor. We should report it to so it can get proper sanitation."
He then stands and walks over to the fallen cigarettes and points, "I am happy to point out that those are very dirty. You should dispose of them immediately. You must be clean and happy."
"Seth, you should let me clean your uniform immediately. Your blood will stain if it is not quickly dealt with." He says politely to the leader.
Bruce-R-ISS-1
player, 15 posts
REGISTERED MUTANT
Tue 23 Dec 2008
at 02:19
  • msg #73

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Offering a hand to support his superior officer, Bruce eyes the cigarettes.  "Smoking is an very unclean, not to mention smelly habit.  I would recommend that you stop as soon as you can Lynn.  What kind of cigarettes are they?  I may know a Troubleshooter who would be happy to take them off your hands.

"Would you like me to call a docbot for you, Seth?  It seems as though the traitor who killed this outfitting officer attempted to eliminate our glorious leader."
  Taking a mental snapshot of everybody's positions for his notes later, he tried to remember the direction the laser shots had come from in an attempt to possibly deduce who the traitor was.
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 29 posts
Tue 23 Dec 2008
at 04:04
  • msg #74

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

The first thing Lynn notices while observing everyone's happiness is the downright predatory grin on Seth's face as he reaches for his SectorSecure standard-issue CloneWrangler Electric Cattleprod with one hand, and into a pocket with the other. "In its infinite foresight, Friend computer saw fit to equip me with with these!" With a flourish he produces a set of infrared spectrum goggles.

"I observed these mutie commie scumbags collude to abet and execute a communist plot!" He declares, leveling the prod at Bruce and Gunther in turn. "The evidence of their Treason and collusion is undeniable! Their weapons are still hot and Gunter knew about the cigarettes that Bruce planted near Lynn in the darkness- no doubt a pathetic plot to somehow discredit our valorous morale officer.  Even if those mutant freaks try to deny the charges it will be impossible for them to deny that they fired their weapons- any of you could feel the barrel and determine for yourselves... if they want to claim that the deliberate attack on their team leader and assassination of the equipment officer was a mere accident then I'd have you consider this- why didn't they ask their team leader what to do in a Tactical situation, as was their duty?  It's Treason either way!"

He finishes in a roar, his face animated with delight at uncovering a conspiracy his first day on the job as he pokes Gunther with the prod.

Seth is making a formal accusation of Treason against Gunther

Seth is also making a roll to attack Gunther with the stun prod
This message was last edited by the player at 05:21, Tue 23 Dec 2008.
Lynn-R-EHT-1
player, 12 posts
Tue 23 Dec 2008
at 17:37
  • msg #75

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Lynn smiles, apparently truly happy about Seth's accusation and uncovering of a plot.  "Your treason uncovering ways are most admirable, team leader," she says, taking a step closer to stand at his side.  "Perhaps vee should know vie they killed the Outfitting officer, no?"

She hands the cigarettes to Seth.  "These are not mine, as you say.  I vuz being set up, it seems."  She still looks to see if the address of R&D is on the computer screen.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 193 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Wed 24 Dec 2008
at 01:14
  • msg #76

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"You are the one who has been reeking of treason from the start of the mission! I am positively sure You are the one who fired at the the Outfitting officer, not only that but after you called code ECHO the lights went out..."

Gunther is firing his laser at Seth since he is being attacked.

He is also making an formal accusation against Seth-R.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 124 posts
R&D Hygiene Officer
Clearance RED
Wed 24 Dec 2008
at 04:10
  • msg #77

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

CL moves to the side frantically and takes out his cleaning kit, "Stop! Your going to crinkle your uniforms!"
Lynn-R-EHT-1
player, 13 posts
Wed 24 Dec 2008
at 17:32
  • msg #78

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Lynn also dodges the flying fire and says, "Vell then, Gunther, shouldn't you inspect our fearless team leader's laser to make sure it has discharged?  You are zha equipment guy, no?  That you shoot before inspection makes me question your loyalty to zha Computer.  You are also yelling, and that shows you are unhappy, and unhappiness is the sign of a traitor vith a guilty conscience, no?"

"I must protect our team leader!" Lynn says.  Lynn fires her laser at Gunther because he is a traitor and to protect the team leader.
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 30 posts
Wed 24 Dec 2008
at 17:45
  • msg #79

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Seth does not have a laser... it'll be hard to make that charge stick :P

quote:
The lights dim.  The stasis collars on the backs of your necks shut off, allowing you to move.  The straps on your chairs slide back, freeing you.  A door slides open to a RED Clearance hallway: the exit.  There is just enough light to navigate the room and get out.  The intercom has switched off.

You each have your PDCs, ME Cards and personal equipment.  No laser barrels, though.

GM Computer Heath
GM, 419 posts
Wed 24 Dec 2008
at 18:35
  • msg #80

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

I had forgotten that!  Of course, Seth might have one hidden traitorously somewhere, as may others...

(I'm going to have to revise and say that you each have a laser barrel.  Sorry if that messes up anything; my mistake.  I've got too many things running through my brain to remember them all!)

So when you arrived, you were each outfitted with a laser barrel too!

I hate when I do something like this.


Seth hits Gunther with the stun prod, and Gunther is stunned as he falls backward.  Gunther's shot goes wild, and Lynn also misses.  (Perversity points applied.)

With the lights on, the security camera is focusing on the dead Outfitting officer.  An alarm goes off.

Lynn finds that the Outfitting officer was hit squarely between the eyes.  He had no chance.

A moment later, the door opens, and you expect to find IntSec breathing down your throats with another drawn out and painful interrogation.  But it is...

...[drum roll please]...

...the Outfitting officer!  You look once at his dead body, and once at the live one that came through the door before realizing that this is his next clone.

He shoos Lynn away from his computer, hurriedly types something in and hands Seth a printout.  "This is where you go for R&D.  Please get out of here before you screw anything else up."  He also pushes a button to stop the alarm but calls for a scrubot to clean up the mess.  "I have another Troubleshooter group due here in 2 minutes," he says.  "Scram, or I'll be sent to Happy Homecoming myself!"

He seems oblivious to the fact that you have lasers drawn and are making treason threats.

(I will have to work out the treason threats separately.  Anyone can continue the trash talk IC, as desired.)
This message was last edited by the GM at 18:36, Wed 24 Dec 2008.
Lynn-R-EHT-1
player, 14 posts
Wed 24 Dec 2008
at 18:40
  • msg #81

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Lynn says to CL, "You should inspect Seth's uniform, no?  He's got a serious laser burn in it now, not very clean and tidy.  But be happy about it."  Lynn puts her laser pistol away and says to Gunther, "That vuz just a vorning shot.  Next time, I don't miss."

She does a 10 second tap routine to lighten the air, and checks to see if everyone is smiling.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 126 posts
R&D Hygiene Officer
Clearance RED
Wed 24 Dec 2008
at 21:03
  • msg #82

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

CL begins to clean Seth's uniform, "Please happily stand still our glorious leader. You shall soon be clean!"
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 196 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Wed 24 Dec 2008
at 22:03
  • msg #83

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

As soon as Gunther is though babbling incoherently He demands a full RSI on everyone's Equipment in order to find out who fired their guns during the darkness time.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 424 posts
Tue 6 Jan 2009
at 18:42
  • msg #84

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

IntSec arrives as Gunther is starting his RSI equipment inspection.

Seth accuses Gunther...but the IntSec officer furls his brow and has Seth taken away as a traitor as soon as Gunther mentions that Seth is the traitor.  There are no chances.  His memory will be scoured and his body wrung through a thorough interrogation...after his brain is removed for examination.

(Seth rolled a critical miss on the accusation, thus implicating himself very badly, and Gunther barely succeeded in his accusation.)

Before leaving, IntSec demands everyone turn over their laser barrels, although they allow Gunther to inspect them first..."although there is no reason to, as we have captured the traitor," they say.

One of them says into a comlink, "We need a new clone for Seth-R-BCK-1 delivered to outfitting immediately."  Then they give Seth a shot in the arm, and the world goes blank for him.

Seth's new clone (Seth-2) arrives a few minutes later.  The Outfitting office is still trying to shoo you to R&D before you make him late for his duties.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 198 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Thu 8 Jan 2009
at 02:52
  • msg #85

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

And Gunther-R has unmasked the traitor yet AGAIN! Gunther performs a victory dance. "I wonder if we shall be assigned to a non traitorous team leader this time." he says eagerly waiting for the new team leader.
Joseph-R-DOB-1
player, 8 posts
Thu 8 Jan 2009
at 03:11
  • msg #86

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"It should be so" Joseph said while recording
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 132 posts
R&D Hygiene Officer
Clearance RED
Thu 8 Jan 2009
at 04:13
  • msg #87

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

CL inspects Seth2 and nods in approval of the clean uniform and appearance, "Where to team leader?"
Lynn-R-EHT-1
player, 15 posts
Thu 8 Jan 2009
at 18:01
  • msg #88

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"Shall vee at last make it on to R&D?" Lynn suggests, raising an eyebrow.
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