In the fortress town of Almira lives His Ultimate Arcane Majesty, the Archmage Aleister Maejiera ("Al" to his friends, "My Lord" to you), Initiate of the Infinite Circle, High Duke of Almiraj, Holder of the Seventh Tome, Wielder of the Nine Rods, Heir to the Nine Thousand True Names of Catz.
He's a busy man, with Meteors to Swarm and Planes to Shift and Balls to Fire. So what's a modern master of the mystic arts to do when there's lots to get done but not enough hours in the day?
Well, one thing he's got is minions. Hordes of scampering little scrubs who are marginally more use than they are trouble (that's you!).
But two things he doesn't have:
- patience for idiots with half the brains of a gelatinous cube (that's also you)
- any other choice, really
Hello! This is going to be a 5E tutorial of sorts, aimed at players new to 5E (although I don't mind having a couple of players with some experience) where we'll run through a few short adventures at various levels, using a grumpy old wizard as a convenient narrative frame.
Tone-wise, I'm aiming for somewhere between Saturday Morning Cartoon and Vox Machina. Not completely farcical, but not too serious.
If this sounds like your kind of thing, come have a look!
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