Cody will never win this war
Although he has done so before
This time I will take it
There's no reason to fake it
And he'll have to go play some more!

My phone line is blocked up till four,
Why did not I get cable before?
So here I am time wasting,
While the turkey waits for a basting
And no one can call me till four

It looks like we've got competition
One without any rendition
Of this game played before
I hope he doesn't snore
But I think our battle has come to completion.

I will retake the throne now
With a kick, a bang, and a pow
I will have victory
Yes, me, me, me
Even if I'm not sure exactly how

Some fighting we needed to see
Gives Kagura and Cody much glee
Seems K won the fight
At least on this night
Perhaps the next time maybe me

I have retaken the throne
It is now my very own
Yes it is mine
Please don't wine
Or you'll have to get off the phone

King Cody the Brave and the Shiny
Doesn't like it when people get whiney
The crown now is his
That's just how it is
Though his reign will so likely be tiny
This message was last edited by the player at 05:53, Tue 18 Apr 2006.

To post more than doulos was what I was going to try
But I have already posted more than one thousand, why?
To exceed my first goal by much
And number two spot maybe touch
Then I will bring out my portable portal and eat pie.

There once was a poster named Cody
Who was a far betters poster than Brody
He posted a lot
For the #2 spot
Yes, that was the poster named Cody

To get number two on the list
Lots of typing is bad for the wrist
If he gets so much done
Why not try number one
Though that spot will surely be missed

A quick bid for queen I am making
So the throne from someone I'll be taking
If I can make it quick
I won't get to sick
And from a lack of sleep won't be shaking!

Oh, to where has FourLegged gone
I will lement him with this song
He has gone now away
and has nothing to say
Does that mean I did something wrong?

Cody too is now gone from the scene
No evidence though can we glean
of where he has gone
he's not out on the lawn
His not playing here now is quite mean

ASWOT is such a great place
But the posters keep such a high pace
They post into the night
As if for a fight
Then they vanish again without trace

With all of this stiff competition
It's like people are all on a mission
They must win any way
Could there be some foul play?
Missing bodies not just superstition

There once were some bodies a missin'
But just from the froggies a kissin'
Does this make any sense?
Like someting immense?
Just like Joe's all out back and he's pissin'

I posted alot tonight
The children run in fright
It was fun
I am done
So I must bid you all good night

The bodies gone missing are found
At least they have been seen around
Nobody was killed
For posts to be filled
Explosions though do still abound

I'm not very good at this
Oh, hey look it's Chris
Now everyones here
So let's have a Beer
Now I have to take a piss

It really is true what you say
A terrible limerick this day
It really is sad
to see one so bad
But do one again anyway

You're trying to throw me off
By slipping this in, but I scoff
Your attempt is too weak
I know how to speak
But to you my cap I will doff.

I just like to write silly things
Like going round and round rings
Don't know why you can
Think that I have a plan
And no one around this place sings

My computer is freezing up now
But out of this competition I will now bow
I'll push on through
To beat you two
And I'll deal with the lagging somehow...

Unfortunate lagging can be
It usually happens to me
The harder I try
I can't get posts by
It can make me really angry

I think that though it's getting late
I'll stay up though I wake at eight
Sometimes there's a reason
If it's the right season
And I'll deal later with my fate!