Sometimes I stay up all night
The next day I'm just not quite right
I'll leave you alone
So go take the throne
I'm going to turn out my light

Sleep well my worthy rival
This will be well worth my survival
I'll post into the night
And all will be right
And the newbies will see my revival!

In my home
Do I drone?
I'm really cool
I rarely drool
I'm all alone

Someone, I think, needs to learn
The form of Limerick which he spurned
Try rememb'ring a class
Where they taught you with sass
And post a LIMERICK for which we yearn!

Some people don't quite get the way
A limerick's words are to say
They should learn how
And do it now
Before we throw them in the bay

Why has everyone gone away?
I had really wanted to play
No one is now here
So I'll have a beer
And then I'll be drunk anyway

Now that our enemies are gone
Our invasion can finally come on
I hoped no one noticed
By the time that I post this
But there are seven different people named Tron! >_>

I think seven is too many you see
But that doesn't change that seven there be
They will outnumber us
So let's run and cuss
And then to a haven we shall flee.

Is there any place we can hide
Whether out of doors or inside
We must run away
where we can still play
Without games I just can't abide

A Serious Waste of Time shall be my haven
I will be guarded by my flying pet raven
He is strong
say so long
It is only I he will be savin'

I don't think that I like your big bird
Even though all of us here he heard
He will keep you safe
You little lost waif
Though to save us all would be preferred

If you want you can all get your own bird
But I have two, should I get a third
Maybe a crow
sorry buy no
I think two birds are enough for one nerd

A large bird might try to eat me
How that's good advice I don't see
I won't run away
Right here I will stay
Because I am too brave to flee

Snakesszz You're not using your head
You'd be wise to flee fast, instead
It's foolish to stay
when a bird deems you prey
what good is 'Brave' when you're dead?

I meant I won't flee from a tron
Even if Cody's bird saves just one
I'll just save myself
Hiding under a shelf
Just please let me know when they're gone

I'm tired and should be in bed
You can see that I post here instead
Why must I do this
It's making me hiss
But I need to post more in some thread

I really love cheese
But I hate the bees
The buzz near me
I go crazy
I do enjoy the pees

This is a post
About a ghost
It doesn't rhyme
All the time
I want the most

Cerulean Tron Guy should try
to find out just what's wrong and why
what he writes here
Aren't Limericks I fear
There's a rhythm he needs to get by

Valiant effort from CTG
who needed two more posts to be
the best poster ever
but never say never
Soon reward for efforts he'll see

I still have my number one spot
And I really love it alot
I still feel bad
CTG was sad
But give the spot I will not

I know I'll not get to the top
For posting I'd have to not stop
I can't do that much
I haven't the touch
The stuff that I'd post would be slop

That is fine as long as you have fun
Just don't make a bad FourLegged pun
They are bad
Make me mad
My insanity has just begun

I wouldn't want to make you more crazy
By posting with thoughts that are hazy
To make all my posts good
Though perhaps that I should
But I can't because I am too lazy

Don't worry because I post the same way
Each of my posts has a one wot pay
I will earn my wot
or maybe not
Let's see what the MM has to say.
This message was last updated by the player at 07:15, Sun 30 Apr 2006.