Re: Time Waster Bumper Car Arena II
She said, "Drive fast, bump turns me on"
She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I bumped off so fast
The sun roof was open, the music was high
And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I didn't notice that police bumper car
We're doing ninety in my Mom's new bumper
And to make this long story short - short
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"
I almost had a heart attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the bumper car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded