(Game idea by Heath)

Similar to the "Person Above Me" game.  Compliment the person who posted just before you and insult the person who will be posting below you.

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^ is wonderfully nonexistant
V needs to floss

^ Has a beatifully shiney beak
v's life is bleak

^ Makes a superb volleyball
V Makes a hairball look-a-like

^ Has a beautiful crystal box.
v Smells like 7 day old dead fish.

^ Would make a great addition to the crew of the Black Pearl

V Would be a scourge upon even the crew of such a ship as the Flying Dutchman!

^ Can commune with spirits

V Is possessed by a retarded ghost

^ Has very good insight
v Is as smart as driftwood.

^ will from now on be called "Zatara"! (sounds fierce right?)
v will get a call back...someday.

^ Comes up with awesome names
v Wishes they're name didn't sound that the human body makes when being torn apart limb by limb

^ Is quickly adaptive
V Is so slow to adapt, even the Borg rejected V from the collective!

^ Collects like a 10 year old pokemon card fan
v is a pokemon card fan

^ Has risen rapidly through the ranks of ASWoT posters.
V Only posts on ASWoT because V has absolutely no social life whatsoever.

^ Has such a great life and everyone likes them
v is only popular because they do things that make people go hmmm…

^ Has truly special talents for a ferret, given that he can talk and all
v is called "special" by the retarded kids

^ is a unique and talented individual, despite being removed for copyright violation.
v is a government employee.
This message was last edited by the player at 14:14, Thu 15 Nov 2007.

^ Is full of new energy.
v Is old and dull.

^ is a big meanie!
v might want to cheer > up, because her eyes are watering from that insult

^ has a face that could turn heads
v has a face that could stop a truck...a Mack truck!

^Is usch a nice and generous lawyer.
v has violated a copyright violation... again.

^ Can accurately predict the future and compliment people
v is still searching to see if v's parents had any children that lived

^ Is spreading the word of fun for all!
v Is a buzz kill.

^ can gain with no pain
v obviously lost in a game of "to the pain"...but at least v still has v's ears so that every shriek of every child at seeing v's hideousness will be v's to cherish, every babe that weeps at v's approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in v's perfect ears.

^ Has a wonderful sense for adapting movie quotes to excellent insults.
V Lost the last sense V had when V bought a ticket on the Titanic, thinking it was the movie set, not the ship...

^ Is finally back, ASWoTers bless the air currents he flies on
v Is still here and the ground he walks on disitigrates as the life is sucked out of it.

^ Flits amusingly all about the ASWoT boards.
V is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

^ Has a beautiful bonnet.

v Has not the cognitive ability to comprehend the abilities of his own mother.

^ looks really handsome in that mask.

v couldn't fool his (her) own mother on the foolingist day of his (her) life if he (she) had an automatic fooling machine.

^ Looks great in a bonnet
v Has no sense of style

^ Enjoys matching spots with polkadots

V eats too much spaghetti and not enough macaroni

^ Has a lovely monkey tail.

v is a horses (_I_)

^ knows a horse's (_I_) when ^ sees one.
v kisses my horse's (_I_).

^ Has a very kissable horse (_I_)
v is a little brown noser for going too far in ^'s horse (_I_)

^ Is very kind to notice the brown, I was in deep s&*t
v Likes to lick the brown off peoples noses

^ likes chocolate.
v hates chocolate.

^ Is the perfect comic relief for any situation
V Is comical, only by V's appearance in comparison to a hunch-back bald duck with the measals.

^ Is so logical that ^ was able to prove that v does not exist.
v Just realized that v is the product of ^'s imagination and does not exist.

^ Has proven himself to be a brilliant Complimentary Insultist by proving that > is merely the product of his own imagination and therefore not real. But yet he is real, for then where does the imagination that created the illusion of > come from if > is not real?

V Is too stupid to understand any of the existential issues at stake here, probably because V's mind has been lost for such a long time now.
This message was last edited by the player at 07:03, Sat 19 Jan 2008.

WHAT?!! *Throws a fire ball at dragon while yelling bad words*

...oh wait...ugh I hate this game!...

^*through gritted teeth* that's a very lovely third degree burn you have there
V Is not worthy enough to lick the boots of the man I have hired to lick my boots

^ I love you Vixcis.
V has put their tongue up for sale as a replacement for when the tongue of the man ^ hired to lick her boots has worn out.

^ Could escape from any circus that would dare try to put clown suits on dragons
V is proof that there just aren't enough circuses in the world

^ No amount of circuses could contain his talent.
v Has as much talent as a pickle.

^ Admirably compared pickles to dragons, in that both are indeed green.
V Couldn't tell the difference between a pickle and his/her own face.

^ is so religious ^ could write the Cliff's Notes version of the Bible
V is so religious that God actually spoke to v and said, "Could you please give me some space?"

^ Is a wonderful, amazing, deep, intelligent person in real life.
V Invented this game for the sole purpose of making me sad, longing for the days of the Player Above Me game.

^ Has a very amusing Bio, which makes > laugh. However ^ is quite incorrect about the missingness of "The Person Above Me" game.
V Is always incorrect about the presentness or missingness of any game here, in fact it is a wonder that V is ever able to post successfully in any thread because V never realizes which threads are really there and which aren't.

^ is extremely perceptive of <'s missing the missingness of missing things

V is missing
This message was last edited by the player at 20:09, Sun 17 Feb 2008.

^ is a good poster at ASWoT

V posts so much that v won't even leave his chair to do anything else, and thus v wears Depends so that he can do ALL his business while posting on ASWoT...and no one's the wiser

^ Is usually a good predicter, perhaps ^ has an extra pair of Depends for Zeldi to use in the Roadtrip thread...
V Doesn't mind that kind of mess at all. In fact, V would do what ^ says I do without even using Depends.
This message was last edited by the player at 20:25, Wed 20 Feb 2008.

^ I would obey whoever had the cookies.
v Is an automaton of cookieless fodder

^'s face could launch a thousand ships
v's face could stop a Mack truck

^ has the voice of an angel
v has the voice of a Gollum

^ is precious
v is a fat, stupid hobbit

^ is very good GM
v couldn't run a game if they were only playing by themselves

^ has extremely attractive squid hat

V has face like a squid

^ knows that you are what you eat

V is good at arithmetic because v adds trouble, subtracts pleasure, divides attention, and multiplies ignorance.

^ Has the most unique portrait of anyone here... for now. :)

V Had their portrait painted by Picasso, because he was the only one who could draw it accurately.

^ Is a creative genius
v Is a creative troglodyte

^ has a lovely squid
V looks like a squid

^ wears such nice, fluffy feathers

V wears a feather duster

^ Has vile tasting snake poison
v Could charm a snake charmer

^ Could star in the show "Squiddly Down Under."
v Still talks about undergarments when asks what v has "under there."

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i.e. by responding, "Under where?"

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^ Wears lovely courtroom underwear.
V Is so poor, V uses recycled paper for underwear.

^ is terribly insightfull
V couldn't find his butt if it was on fire.

^ Lives in a cool town with lots of neat-looking old buildings and a very, very twisty street.
V Lives in the armpit of planet earth, the place that even homeless social rejects try to avoid like the plague.

↑ has an impressive knowledge of Atlanta.
↓ is much too smart to live in Georgia.

^ Thinks being smart is an insult??
V Idolizes stupidity to the point where V Keeps a DVD box set of Family Guy in a shrine in V's house surrounded by candles and incense.

^ is a powerful psychic to know about the candles and incense.
V is much too clueless to understand the Family Guy reference ^ used.

↑ has a shiney crown.
↓ is much too stupid to even catch the change in topic → just made.




→ (as an aside, oops) totally got confused on her last posting.

↑ is so smart that ↑ does not even change the topic.
↓ is so smart they made "Smart" ↓'s first name; too bad ↓'s last name is "Ass."
This message was last edited by the player at 16:47, Thu 22 May 2008.

^ shows a remarkable knowledge of > life, and was kind enough to leave out >'s middle name of "Jack."
V will need to write that down to understand.

↑ has superb handwriting.
↓ is consistently out-performed by monkies with sticks where handwriting is concerned.

^ brilliantly understands the result of handwriting without hands
V has hands like an octopus
This message was last edited by the player at 00:11, Fri 23 May 2008.

^ is good at insults
v is good at nothing

^ knows < all too well
V is a horrible judge of character, unlike ^

^ is obviously psychic
v is obviously not

^ is a masterful skeptic, on par with Randi.
V is so oblivious, V thinks Randi is a California girl.

↑ is incredibly generous to suggest → thinks anything at all.
↓ has fewer thoughts in ↓'s head than a slug.

^ Knows the anatomy of slugs with envious proficiency.
V Wonders why bullets would even have an anatomy at all.

^ very kindly explains such things as bullet anatomy
V still doesn't get it, even after ^'s explanation

^ understands the Meaning of Liff
V doesn't even understand the rules of this game

^ Has knowledge of "Liff" that is far beyond >'s comprehension.
V Was stupid enough to borrowed money from Liff, and was not able to pay it back. Now V is on the run, hoping Liff's goons never catch up with them.

^ is truely and utterly correct.
V came with > to hide in ASWoT but left the oven on which burnt the place down and now has nowhere to live.

^ has painfully accurate memory.
V is stupid enough to submit to <'s will and build her a new house.

^ Has wonderful designs for a house.
V Has terrifying designs on ^'s house that would shame even the dead.

Seeing that < knows that ^ knowledge of the dead is the most accurate in the universe < can be nothing but ashamed over poor house designs.

However V smells and spells like a dog high on acid.

^ Is king of mighty ASWoT!
V Is king of ... France.

↑ is kind to all french peoples by giving them → as a benevolent ruler.
↓ wouldn't know a ruler if it slapped ↓ on the hand.

↑ knows that => has been slapped by stranger things than rulers.
↓ slaps ↓self silly just for the halibut
This message was last edited by the player at 17:58, Fri 06 June 2008.

^ is the brains of the board
V sees > slap himself silly and joins in.

^ Understands >'s desire to slap ^ silly very well.
V Thinks slapping V-self silly with their bare hands is inefficient, so V grabs a whip and goes at it with a vengeance.

^ knows a little to much about the whip
V only likes it when Vixis uses the whip.

^ can articulate an intelligent response as to whom he is voting for
V answers, when asked who will V vote for, that V is trying to decide whether to go with Paula's recommendation...or Simon's...

^ Knows the voting system in America better than anyone.
V Would vote for Britney Spears is she ran for President.

^ is very perceptive of someone he just met.

Even though < would do it for kicks, V would mean it fo' real

↑ knows → very well for a newcomer and respects →'s decision to vote for an obvious loser simply because → refuses to vote for the current candidates.
↓ would vote for Britney Spears in hopes that she would win.

^ is crazy as < has already refuted that point.

V should change the topic to something other than Britney spears.

↑ is a very active No Lifer.
↓ thinks the topic should be changed to how strong ↓'s foot odor is.

^is cruel to bring up <'s foot odor.  < can't help it.

V is better that CL, because V is bringing back the good posts and not just posting at whatever is on top.

^ Keeps confusing this game. The first line is supposed to compliment the person above. The second line is supposed to insult the person below. Like this:
V Is so dumb they didn't understand a word of >'s explanation just now.

^ is very astute, attempting to explain the rules of this game to < must be hard.

V should take a break from posting here and actualy RP somewhere, as that is what rpol is for.

^ Has made excellent progress here in the short time since he joined.
V Has made progress only in the field of BO, and not necessarily the sort of progress to be proud of.

^ is great at guessing who will reply next to his posts, and thus at making good insults for them

V would make a poor kindegarden teacher, as V has no sense of control.

^ is great at controlling the board

V doesn't realize that < made up this thread and should therefore be in complete control of it.  MWAHAHAHAHA!

^ is in complete control.  < just doesn't know that.

V should consider taking a job as a bus mechanic.

^ Would be a good driver for the bus < mechanicizes.
V Would be better off taking a cab than even going anywhere near the driver's seat of so much as a scooter.

^ knows that < has never owned a scooter and should not be trusted with one.

V needs to learn how NOT to DWO.

↑ knows everything there is about DWOing.
↓ needs to learn what a DWO even is.

^ should learn not to be so mean.
V DWO's.

^ brilliantly disguises an insult as a compliment

V assumes that insulting V is really complimentary

^ Proves once and for all that reptiles are way smarter than octopus/squid-things.
V Proves that the mere survival of V's species is a miracle of nature brought about only becaues V was not born until the 20th century.

^ is kindly sympathetic about the difficulty of species survival.

V is actually extinct.

^ Has a keen sense of smell to notice the stink > puts out.

V Couldn't smell a manure pile if V landed in it.

^ managed to stuff very delicious baked goods up > nose
V then ate said baked goods

^ should know < was very hungry

V ate a small child

^ reads voraciously every book ^ can get ^'s hands on

v did not read v's first book until high school, and that book was "What to Expect When You're Expecting"

^ forgot to complement <'s insult.

V can't read period.

^ has an interesting bio line
v stands in line for a bio break

(PIA, the rules of this game are that you compliment the person above and insult the person below.  There's no connection between the insult above and the compliment below unless you choose to, but regardless the compliment should actually compliment the person above.)

^ has a shiny head

V has an un-shiny head

^ could turn the undead
v would lose to the undead in a beauty pageant

^ makes up the most unique complements

V can't give a compliment to save V's life

^ is a ^
V isn't a ^

^ is great at mastication
v thinks mastication is naughty

^ uses a large vocabulary

V doesn't know what mastication is.

^ is a quick thinker

v can't think of anything useful

^ sometimes thinks of useful things.

V is not <

^ should be proud of his accomplishments

v should be ashamed of his accomplishments

^ is super fast
V posts really slowly

^Says funny things.
V Smells funny.

^ is warm and fuzzy

v is sweaty and hairy

^ has feathers

V likes the thought of a hairy and sweaty <

^ smells and looks great when hairy and sweaty

V arrived in England to be told by the guide that the Magna Carta had been signed there.  V asked, "When?" The guide said, "1215," to which v said, "Aw!  I missed it by 20 minutes."

^ has good taste

V can't taste

^ is very clever

v not the sharpest knife in the drawer

^ is very good with knives.

V cuts V's self

^ is very friendly.

V is very smelly.

^ is quite attractive

v is making mirrors crack

^ has good taste

V tastes like ear wax

^ is really royalty
v can't spell royalty

^ can spell roylty!?

V can't spell sword.

^ Is telling the truth, I cannot spell sword

V Is a liar, unlike me and ^.

^ understands not the word that spell he cannot
V forgot again to welcome to the game ^ V did.

^ Is lucky at welcoming the new person.
<, v, and > are all too slow to do anything right.

^ is too fast to keep up with

V is so fast, V will have a heart attack soon.

(and you finally join us here darkhon!  bwahahahaahahahah!)

^ is really good at the evil laugh

v snorts when v laughs

^ should laugh more often.  It amuses us!

V should laugh less often.  It hurts my ears.

^ named his dog Spot

V named his zebra Spot

^ should see <'s zebra.

V thinks naming a dog spot is an insult.

^ understands taxes and taxis
V took a taxi to the drive in theater

^ was kind enough to pay the bill

V is balding.

^ is as observant as a bald eagle
V gets frustrated trying to teach tricks to his pet rock

^ should help!  I hear ^ is good at Handle Animal Checks.

V doesn't get my reference

^ invented the cordless extension cord
v got stranded on an escalator for hours when the power went out

^ has beautiful long flowing hair
v can't grow hair - even tried Rogaine

^ quit looking for work when he found a job
v boycotted shampoo to demand real poo!

^ can really dance
v dances like Shroeder from The Peanuts Gang

^ went to the "everything for a dollar store" and said, "I'll take the register," then sued them for false advertising when they refused, and became a millionaire
v sued v's alternate personality and won, but is having a hard time collecting the judgment
This message was last edited by the player at 22:34, Fri 18 July 2008.

^ looks good in anything including a burlap sack

v leaves people wishing v was wearing a burlap sack over v's head

^ brushes <'s teeth for <.

V is just plain evil.

^ is a top speed poster

V has taken half an hour to do V's post.

^ was a king for a short time

V will not gain royalty for 24 hours after reading this.

^ May gain immunity from < getting Royalty.
V is immune to getting immunity from < getting Royalty.

Also ^ lied to < about < not getting Royalty within 24 hours after reading ^'s post.
This message was last edited by the player at 01:57, Mon 21 July 2008.

^ is tricksy.  ^ caught < while < was at work with no computer.

V won't be so lucky.

^ Is a nobody (apperently to him thats a good thing)

v Sucks

^ Eats ferret chips.
v Also eats ferret chips, but is not a ferret.
This message was last edited by the player at 02:48, Mon 21 July 2008.

^ Is definitly thinking ahead
v Doesn't eat ferret chips

^ Is a fast-typing ferret.
V Is slow at responding to <'s insult.

^ Is crazier then a bag of squirrels
V Knows a few non crazy squirrels

^ should hang out with > and >'s friends the squirrels
V is on the bad side of said squirrels.

^ should know about the hacksaw incident.

V doesn't know about the squirrels with hacksaws incident.

^ will have ^'s masterpieces displayed at museums
v walked into the women's restroom in a museum thinking it was an exhibit

^ should know it WAS <'s exhibit

V went in the ladies room to do weird things.  very weird things.

(That wasn't actually a compliment...)

^ writes beautiful children's books
v writes children's books, but not on purpose.

(sure it was.... it was just complimenting me)

^ is good at riddles

V likes lolcats.

^ knows what a lolcat is

v is the crazy cat person with 47 cats

^ is prettier then >'s cats
V stole one of >'s cats, which > was giving away for free.

^ is animal friendly

v captures small animals and they never get seen again

^ thinks oxymorons are seriously funny
v thinks I just insulted ^

^ insults people by complimenting them.  That takes skill

V has no clue what an oxymoron is

^ never got a cavity
v thought the dental hygienist was cute so v ate a whole box of Oreos in the waiting room just prior to getting v's teeth cleaned

^ is a cute dental hygenist

V is a vegan

^ can cook a really mean steak!

v burns water

^ teaches people to burn water.  Its an art!

V can't figure out how a cup works.

^ can spin several plates at a time on those little sticks

v still doesn't understand how Pick-up Sticks work

Since ^^'s post, ^ has learned and mastered the art of cup usage.

V always ends up holding the cup upside down

^ knows how < holds a cup.

V doesn't know how < holds a cup.

^ has such refined taste that ^ could judge a dog show
v went to a dog show...and won!

^ is good at having commpliments that go both ways.  <'s dog was very pretty, but if you read the insult a different way, you would think < was the dog!

V doesn't get <'s ramblings.

^ has never had a car bad enough to have to call Triple A
v called Triple A, but Triple A towed away v instead.
This message was last edited by the player at 19:07, Wed 23 July 2008.

^ writes with much confusion in ^'s writing.

V can't write

^ is as philosophical as Confucius
V majored in philosophy so V could think deep thoughts about being unemployed

^ is employed.

V is employed by the devil.

^ works with charities

v holds a sign that reads: "will work for food (or other substances)"

^ thanks for making < that sign

V can't figure out the point of ASWoT.

^ frolicks happily in the meadow

v does things in the meadow that makes other NOT want to frolick

^ could circumnavigate the globe in a hot air balloon
v takes buckets of water balloons on a hot air balloon to throw down at people on the ground

^ likes to escape the heat in style

V likes to run after >'s ballons to get hit by the cool water.

^ looks great basking in the sun in a swim suit
v has Save the Whales called when out in the sun in a swim suit

^ did a good job of getting nolife.

V will not have nolife as < will have it.

^ really good at getting NoLife back.

v thinks v already has NoLife because v thinks it really has something to do with having No Life!

^ could dodge the stings of a hoard of wasps
v could not even dodge the stings of a W.A.S.P.
This message was last edited by the player at 00:11, Tue 29 July 2008.

^ is really good at sports

v thinks a quarterback is getting change

^ could be <'s quarterback

V has no quarterbacks

^ understands the meaning of a dollar
v when asked for a dollar gives a doll-hair

^ meets with stingy people like <.

V is stingier than<.

^ works with charities

v has a charity set up for V

^ donates heavily to that charity

V should start donating heavily to that charity.

^ is President of v's charity

v can't spell charity

^ knows that I spell "charity" as "hilarity"
v thinks there is no clarity to charity that's a rarety

^ Is closing in on 10k!
V Is closing in on oblivion...

^ can dodge falling hail
v is so powerhungry that v dresses up like Hitler and rides around in a cab just so people will hail v all day

^ is a really hard worker

v does the work of three men (Larry, Curly and Moe)

^ Is actually true about that of what < actually does
V Can't read unless with Coke Bottle glasses

^ looks good in any color

v favorite color is clear

^ has been reading my posts.  (I think I said that somewhere.  If I didn't, it is.  really.)

V needs a new haircut. badly.

^ can see right through the computer and assess my every need
V has to be distracted by rodeo clowns whenever someone brings in the groceries

^ doesn't need a watch to tell time
V doesn't wear a watch because v wants both arms to weigh the same.

^ is punctual all the time
v still doesn't know the difference between the big hand and the little hand

^ is as smart as Einstein
v thinks v is being complimented when people say, "Nice one, Einstein," "Smooth move, Ex Lax," and "You're so smooth, Don Juan."

^ is musically inclined

v tried to play chopsticks on the piano...and they broke

^ is extraordinarily close.  > used chopsticks to play drums in Rock Band, however I couldn't do it after one song or they would have broke.  (They were snapping in my hands)

V couldn't predict tommorow

^ is the Rock Band King!

v does a really horrible Elvis impersonation

^ gets applause when ^ enters the building
v gets applause when v leaves the building, often followed by an announcement over the intercom:  "v has left the building!"  Followed by more applause and Elvis music.

^ has a silver tongue.
V had clay feet.

^lights up a room when ^ enter it

v is told that the light is on but no one is home

^ is light on ^'s feet
V is not so light on ^'s feet (sorry about that ^.)

^ can make magical music with a clarinet
V believes v owns a magical "Clarinet of Fear," not realizing that any clarinet in v's hands becomes a clarinet of fear that would force any reasonable person to flee while simultaneously stabbing pencil's in his ears and screaming to "PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!"

^ should consider buying one of <'s clarinets

V can't afford one

^ can afford the car of ^'s dreams
V can't afford a Ford

^ owns a ford.

V wants to drive a prius.  (ewwwww)

(Was that a compliment??)
^ gets better gas mileage than a Prius
V gets better gas mileage after eating at Taco Bell

^ is good at confusing ^'s victi clients.

V should seriously consider a gym membership.

^ knows that there's more to life than power
V is still trying to figure out how to turn the power on his new tennis shoes...and is not sure which sock goes on the left foot, and which on the right.

^ can tie ^'s shoes.

V has a big nose.  Thats right.  < went there.

^ will sometimes blave, if it will win the game
V is about to go to the dictionary to look up the verb "to blave."

^ likes to shave his head
V was voted most likely to be an egg (in highschool)

^ is correct, for > is but a humble egg.
v has the faint odor of sulfur.

^ should consider buying <'s new line of sulfur deoderants!  They would help ^, <, V, AND > smell better!

V smells like brimstone.

^ has a marvelous layer of epidermis
V checks v's zipper every time someone says v's epidermis is showing

^ Has a lovely victory garden
V Doesn't

^ glitters brightly.
v just sits there.

^ has just been sandwiched!

V wants the same attention I give my doggie.

^ treats her doggie like a Grecian God
V still loves nature, despite what nature has done to v

^ thinks I'm a girl.
V likes brazillian waxes.

(Keep in mind that your first line should "compliment" the person above.

^ makes a great boy.  [Is that right???]
V likes to wax Brazilians

^ is smart enough and interesting enough to be on Opray (and don't tell my wife about the Brazilians)
V keeps getting rejected by scouts from the Jerry Springer show

[I was trying, I slipped up]

^ has a wife (complment[?])
V doesn't have a wife.

^ needs to ripen up still.
V Looks...  Delicious.

^ could have been the best dancer in all the land
V smells like hot sauce (taco bell)

^ is pretty good at crown stealing
V simply can't keep up

^ is an amazing piece of ASWoT history!

V is history.

^ used his amazing reasoning skills to be correct on both counts
V is amazed at how much faster than V these old timers can post
This message was last edited by the player at 04:08, Sun 17 Aug 2008.

^ thinks he's hot shit (and actually is)
V lives in a houseboat.

^ Mixed up the compliments and the insults (unless to ^ having a houseboat is somehow insulting).
V Finds anything to do with water horrifying, since V wet their pants the first time they saw the movie Jaws.

^ brilliantly figured out that telling ^^ that they mixed things up would be a compliment to ^^.

V not-so-brilliantly finally figured out how to tie shoes.

^ is pretty cool, and good friends with ^^ who recently (tried to) correct ^^^, but ^^ didn't know that when ^^^ told ^^^^ that ^^^^ was hot shit, that ^^^ was making a compliment for ^^^^; although it's not the best, it's still a compliment for ^^^^, so don't be dissin ^^^, ^^.

V sometimes wonders if VV thinks about V at night, when in reality VV thinks about VVVVV who actually likes VVV, the only problem is that VVV likes VVVV, and VVVV is a punk who doesn't like anyone.

^ is really good at confusing people with ^ posts

v not sure what a post actually is

^ smells like cinnamon rolls (fresh!)
V smells like my dog's booty.

^ has boots that are made for walkin'

v has boots that walk all over them

^ smells like new boots :D
V smells like new boots >:(

^ loves to read

v has been written about (on WANTED posters)

^ is good at writing WANTED posters
V is ^^'s mortal enemy

^ but < thinks ^ really funny so can't be an enemy

v has trouble thinking up compliments (isn't very nice)

^ Is great at watching movies
V smells like ^^

^ could star in a movie

v was on David Letterman doing Stupid Pet Tricks (v played the part of the pet)

^ sometimes likes to get wet while waterskiing
V is dead (cause: chuck norris)

^ posts clever compliments

v IS the insult

^ smells indefinitely of bacon (that's DEFINITELY a compliment)
V likes to EAT bacon

how in the heck is THAT a compliment!!

^ looks good in a mink stole

v wonders what the mink stole

^ is what the mink stole

V thinks insults are the best kind of compliment.

^ is good with butter
V is also good with butter

^ Likes it when I use the butter
V Hates it when I don't use the butter

^ is quite smart
V (still) laughs at tom and jerry

^ watches Tom and Jerry with < sometimes!

V hates cats.

^ is a LIAR about < hating cats, but is right about ^ and ^^ watching Tom and Jerry.
V Is the one who really hates cats.

^ is right, I hate cats, but on another note, I love your shoes!
< hate's V's shoes.

^ is...er...a shiny emerald
v is dull

^ is bright.

V is not shiny.

^ makes excellent use of his multiple appendages.
v needs to stop playing with that appendage before v goes blind.

^ sells only the very best dragon eggs

V can't even cook scrambled eggs

^ makes a mean omlette

V's omlette's scare <

^ is a good cook

v wants to cook up some dragon eggs

^ should have some.  They're delicious.

V doesn't appreciate <'s cooking

^ could very well be an executive chef

v can't boil water

^ can boil water

v thinks that boiling water is for causing pain

^ is strong as an elephant on steroids
v went to see the "Elephant Man" at the theater, and the audience thought the real Elephant Man was making a personal appearance.

(Do I really have to stoop to insulting myself for this thread to survive?)

(yes)

LMBO


^ is always happy when < posts after ^ in this thread 'cuz she has to compliment him.

v hopes that the 80's hairstyle comes back into fashion soon

^ would totally rock a 'fro.

V thinks a rainbow 'fro is cool

^ can wear a fro like nobody's business
V Couldn't hit a fro with the broad side of a fence

^ has big hair

V has poofy hair

^ was so altruistic as to give V a job  painting ^'s porch to earn a few dollars.

V returned from the job, handed ^ the can of paint back and said, "You know, it's not a Porch--it's a Mercedes."

^ is too good at riddles

V needs a shower... (pew...  what IS that smell?)

^ Has a great sense of smell.

V Lacks a sense of smell.

^Can't smell because he smokes too much.

V Is anti-smoking Nazi.

^ is very observant

V is a clueless clutz!

^ took my job.

V wants to claim NO LIFE someday

^ could convince a jury of anything.
V was bribed by a defendant so that v'd get a jury v was on to come back with a verdict of manslaughter, since the prosecutor was asking for a charge of murder, and when v was able to convince them to convict on manslaughter, he told the defendant how hard it was to convince them to go with manslaughter because they all wanted to acquit.

^ Is good at confusing me.

V Gets confused way too easily.

^ is too smart at predictions
V is as good a fortune teller as Miss Cleo

^ Is good at being mean.

V Is bad at being anything.

^ has wonderful teeth

V has bad breath

^ is wonderful at scrubbing dragon teeth.

V uses garbage flavored toothpaste

^ is great at stealing my crown

V can't stop this!

^ thinks its hammertime!

V doesn't like MC Hammer.

^ is right

V is wrong!

^ may be right.  ^ may be wrong.

Everything V knows is wrong.

^ Dang, really? I didn't know that.

Could probably still teach V a thing or three.

^ is an Excellent Walking Trash Compactor

V is just trashy.

^ Is a dragon

V Is not a dragon (Oooohh... Burn!)

^ Burn? Dragon? Get it?? Haw!

V doesn't get it.

^ makes better jokes then david letterman

v thinks david letterman is 'cute'

^ has an awesome mustache.

V grows patchy beards!

^ is kind to animals of all kinds.

V sets off the security sensors in pet stores whenever v's mother tries to leave with v.

^ Looks good with no hair.

V Has a lumpy head.

^ is as rich as Forrest Gump

V is as smart as Forrest Gump

^ is smart enough to write for Wikipedia (is that a compliment?)

V believes the Wookieepedia contains all truth in the universe.

^ Is smarter then the average wookie.

V Is a wookie.

^ Is Han Solo
v is an ewok

^ Is a ferret (a cool ferret).

V Is not cool at all.

^ is handsome like Brad Pitt

V has a face only his mother could love

^ is in great, washboard ab shape!

V isn't fat! V just had a 50 pound stomach implant put in.

^ shouldn't be talking about weight in the first place.
V is a great audience. Thanks for coming out!

^ May be confused about the game, but that's okay because he's new-ish.
V Has been wasting time for far too long.

Why, Thank you! Though I believe that is best directed at Yoss or one of the other guys that have been here much longer than I have.

^ is not overweight.
v needs to find a dietitian, or at least needs to have someone who can help with getting around.

So first you say I'm not overweight, then you call me overweight? Jeez!

^ Tastes good on sandwiches
v Does not taste good at all

Well, it's just like you saying I taste good on sandwiches and then turning around and saying I don't taste good at all! Now which is it? Do I taste good or not?!(on the other hand, don't answer that.)

^ has very shiny hair.

v needs a comb.

I do need a comb, don't I? Or do snakes comb themselves?

^ Is very observant.

v Couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.

^ Makes one hell of a wet paper bag.

v Is very special in his/her own way.

Thanks!

^ Is good at making back-handed compliments

v Doesn't have a hand.

^ is smarter than Obama
v has Obama's ears.

^ isn't dumber than McCain

V has McCain arms.

^ Is luckier then McCain.

v Lost just like McCain (assuming, of course, he really did...)

^ won just like john mccain (which he didn't)

V has to write ^s apprentice speech.

^ Thank for the Job!

V Has to massage my shoulders

^ has a beautiful back
V has a hairy one :(

^ Thanks. I know I'm foxy like that! Beautifully furred..

V Hates kittens

^Is as cute as a kitten
V looks like (s)he just got out of a shower with 9 cats strapped to his/her face

^ Looks like he just stepped out of a shower with two beautiful women on his arms

V looks like she got the tar beaten out of her by the same girls

^ Has pretty hair
v Is balder then Larry King

^ I like your glasses, buy you should get ones that fit your prescription.

V is a virgin

^ gives compliments instead of insults.

v whole being is an insult.

^   is as graceful as a swan
V smells like a sweaty sumo wrestler
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^ is loyal as a dog
V overheard v's mother tell v's father that she got a dog for the kid and then v's father saying, "Good trade."

^ is smart as a whip
V is ugly like a rock

^ is as jolly as Santa
V is as jelly as Santa

^ us a great lawyer
V wwas disbarred