^ Has a wonderful sense for adapting movie quotes to excellent insults.
V Lost the last sense V had when V bought a ticket on the Titanic, thinking it was the movie set, not the ship...

^ Is finally back, ASWoTers bless the air currents he flies on
v Is still here and the ground he walks on disitigrates as the life is sucked out of it.

^ Flits amusingly all about the ASWoT boards.
V is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

^ Has a beautiful bonnet.

v Has not the cognitive ability to comprehend the abilities of his own mother.

^ looks really handsome in that mask.

v couldn't fool his (her) own mother on the foolingist day of his (her) life if he (she) had an automatic fooling machine.

^ Looks great in a bonnet
v Has no sense of style

^ Enjoys matching spots with polkadots

V eats too much spaghetti and not enough macaroni

^ Has a lovely monkey tail.

v is a horses (_I_)

^ knows a horse's (_I_) when ^ sees one.
v kisses my horse's (_I_).

^ Has a very kissable horse (_I_)
v is a little brown noser for going too far in ^'s horse (_I_)

^ Is very kind to notice the brown, I was in deep s&*t
v Likes to lick the brown off peoples noses

^ likes chocolate.
v hates chocolate.

^ Is the perfect comic relief for any situation
V Is comical, only by V's appearance in comparison to a hunch-back bald duck with the measals.

^ Is so logical that ^ was able to prove that v does not exist.
v Just realized that v is the product of ^'s imagination and does not exist.

^ Has proven himself to be a brilliant Complimentary Insultist by proving that > is merely the product of his own imagination and therefore not real. But yet he is real, for then where does the imagination that created the illusion of > come from if > is not real?

V Is too stupid to understand any of the existential issues at stake here, probably because V's mind has been lost for such a long time now.
This message was last edited by the player at 07:03, Sat 19 Jan 2008.

WHAT?!! *Throws a fire ball at dragon while yelling bad words*

...oh wait...ugh I hate this game!...

^*through gritted teeth* that's a very lovely third degree burn you have there
V Is not worthy enough to lick the boots of the man I have hired to lick my boots

^ I love you Vixcis.
V has put their tongue up for sale as a replacement for when the tongue of the man ^ hired to lick her boots has worn out.

^ Could escape from any circus that would dare try to put clown suits on dragons
V is proof that there just aren't enough circuses in the world

^ No amount of circuses could contain his talent.
v Has as much talent as a pickle.

^ Admirably compared pickles to dragons, in that both are indeed green.
V Couldn't tell the difference between a pickle and his/her own face.

^ is so religious ^ could write the Cliff's Notes version of the Bible
V is so religious that God actually spoke to v and said, "Could you please give me some space?"

^ Is a wonderful, amazing, deep, intelligent person in real life.
V Invented this game for the sole purpose of making me sad, longing for the days of the Player Above Me game.

^ Has a very amusing Bio, which makes > laugh. However ^ is quite incorrect about the missingness of "The Person Above Me" game.
V Is always incorrect about the presentness or missingness of any game here, in fact it is a wonder that V is ever able to post successfully in any thread because V never realizes which threads are really there and which aren't.

^ is extremely perceptive of <'s missing the missingness of missing things

V is missing
This message was last edited by the player at 20:09, Sun 17 Feb 2008.

^ is a good poster at ASWoT

V posts so much that v won't even leave his chair to do anything else, and thus v wears Depends so that he can do ALL his business while posting on ASWoT...and no one's the wiser