^ Is usually a good predicter, perhaps ^ has an extra pair of Depends for Zeldi to use in the Roadtrip thread...
V Doesn't mind that kind of mess at all. In fact, V would do what ^ says I do without even using Depends.
This message was last edited by the player at 20:25, Wed 20 Feb 2008.

^ I would obey whoever had the cookies.
v Is an automaton of cookieless fodder

^'s face could launch a thousand ships
v's face could stop a Mack truck

^ has the voice of an angel
v has the voice of a Gollum

^ is precious
v is a fat, stupid hobbit

^ is very good GM
v couldn't run a game if they were only playing by themselves

^ has extremely attractive squid hat

V has face like a squid

^ knows that you are what you eat

V is good at arithmetic because v adds trouble, subtracts pleasure, divides attention, and multiplies ignorance.

^ Has the most unique portrait of anyone here... for now. :)

V Had their portrait painted by Picasso, because he was the only one who could draw it accurately.

^ Is a creative genius
v Is a creative troglodyte

^ has a lovely squid
V looks like a squid

^ wears such nice, fluffy feathers

V wears a feather duster

^ Has vile tasting snake poison
v Could charm a snake charmer

^ Could star in the show "Squiddly Down Under."
v Still talks about undergarments when asks what v has "under there."

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^ Wears lovely courtroom underwear.
V Is so poor, V uses recycled paper for underwear.

^ is terribly insightfull
V couldn't find his butt if it was on fire.

^ Lives in a cool town with lots of neat-looking old buildings and a very, very twisty street.
V Lives in the armpit of planet earth, the place that even homeless social rejects try to avoid like the plague.

↑ has an impressive knowledge of Atlanta.
↓ is much too smart to live in Georgia.

^ Thinks being smart is an insult??
V Idolizes stupidity to the point where V Keeps a DVD box set of Family Guy in a shrine in V's house surrounded by candles and incense.

^ is a powerful psychic to know about the candles and incense.
V is much too clueless to understand the Family Guy reference ^ used.

↑ has a shiney crown.
↓ is much too stupid to even catch the change in topic → just made.




→ (as an aside, oops) totally got confused on her last posting.

↑ is so smart that ↑ does not even change the topic.
↓ is so smart they made "Smart" ↓'s first name; too bad ↓'s last name is "Ass."
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^ shows a remarkable knowledge of > life, and was kind enough to leave out >'s middle name of "Jack."
V will need to write that down to understand.

↑ has superb handwriting.
↓ is consistently out-performed by monkies with sticks where handwriting is concerned.

^ brilliantly understands the result of handwriting without hands
V has hands like an octopus
This message was last edited by the player at 00:11, Fri 23 May 2008.