(Game idea by Heath)

Similar to the "Person Above Me" game.  Compliment the person who posted just before you and insult the person who will be posting below you.

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^ is wonderfully nonexistant
V needs to floss

^ Has a beatifully shiney beak
v's life is bleak

^ Makes a superb volleyball
V Makes a hairball look-a-like

^ Has a beautiful crystal box.
v Smells like 7 day old dead fish.

^ Would make a great addition to the crew of the Black Pearl

V Would be a scourge upon even the crew of such a ship as the Flying Dutchman!

^ Can commune with spirits

V Is possessed by a retarded ghost

^ Has very good insight
v Is as smart as driftwood.

^ will from now on be called "Zatara"! (sounds fierce right?)
v will get a call back...someday.

^ Comes up with awesome names
v Wishes they're name didn't sound that the human body makes when being torn apart limb by limb

^ Is quickly adaptive
V Is so slow to adapt, even the Borg rejected V from the collective!

^ Collects like a 10 year old pokemon card fan
v is a pokemon card fan

^ Has risen rapidly through the ranks of ASWoT posters.
V Only posts on ASWoT because V has absolutely no social life whatsoever.

^ Has such a great life and everyone likes them
v is only popular because they do things that make people go hmmm…

^ Has truly special talents for a ferret, given that he can talk and all
v is called "special" by the retarded kids

^ is a unique and talented individual, despite being removed for copyright violation.
v is a government employee.
This message was last edited by the player at 14:14, Thu 15 Nov 2007.

^ Is full of new energy.
v Is old and dull.

^ is a big meanie!
v might want to cheer > up, because her eyes are watering from that insult

^ has a face that could turn heads
v has a face that could stop a truck...a Mack truck!

^Is usch a nice and generous lawyer.
v has violated a copyright violation... again.

^ Can accurately predict the future and compliment people
v is still searching to see if v's parents had any children that lived

^ Is spreading the word of fun for all!
v Is a buzz kill.

^ can gain with no pain
v obviously lost in a game of "to the pain"...but at least v still has v's ears so that every shriek of every child at seeing v's hideousness will be v's to cherish, every babe that weeps at v's approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in v's perfect ears.