but it wont play.  video removed!

It plays for me... ^_^  Search for the song on YouTube, then.  It's AWESOME! :D

*steps on stage and clears throat...*

(To The Tune Of: Clementine)

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now,
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.

It was rotten, it was rotten,
It was rotten just now,
Just now it was rotten,
It was rotten just now.

Ate it anyway, ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now,
Just now I ate it anyway,
Ate it anyway just now.

Got a stomach ache, got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now,
Just now I got a stomach ache,
Got a stomach ache just now.

Called the doctor, called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now,
Just now I called the doctor,
Called the doctor just now.

Penicillin, Penicillin,
Penicillin just now,
Just now I took Penicillin,
Penicillin just now.

Operation, operation,
Operation just now,
Just now an operation,
An operation just now.

Died anyway, died anyway,
Died anyway just now,
Just now I died anyway,
Died anyway just now.

Went to heaven, went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now,
Just now I went to heaven,
Went to heaven just now.

Wouldn't take me, wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now,
Just now Heaven wouldn't take me,
Wouldn't take me just now.

Went the other way, went the other way,
Went the other way just now,
Just now I went the other way,
Went the other way just now.

Didn't want me, didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now,
Just now they didn't want me,
Didn't want me just now.

Was a dream, was a dream,
Was a dream just now,
Just now it was a dream,
Was a dream, just now.

Then I woke up, then I woke up,
Then I woke up just now,
Just now I woke up,
I woke up just now.

Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now,
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

(Etc...)
This message was last edited by the player at 02:50, Sat 21 June 2008.

*starts singing drunkly*

Well, I'm so tired of crying, but i'm out
on the road again.
- I'm on the road again.
Well, I'm so tired of crying, but I'm out
on the road again.
- I'm on the road again.

I ain't got no woman
Just to call my special friend.

You know the first time I traveled out
in the rain and snow,
- In the rain and snow.

You know the first time I traveled out
in the rain and snow,
- In the rain and snow.

I didn't have no payroll,
Not even no place to go.

And my dear mother left me when
I was quite young,
- When I was quite young.
And my dear mother left me when
I was quite young,
- When I was quite young.

She said "Lord, have mercy
On my wicked son."

Take a hint from me, mama, please
don't you cry no more,
- Don't you cry no more.
Take a hint from me, mama, please
don't you cry no more,
- Don't you cry no more.

'Cause it's soon one morning
Down the road I'm going.

But I aint going down that
long old lonesome road
All by myself.
But I aint going down that
long old lonesome road
All by myself.

I can't carry you, Baby,
Gonna carry somebody else

*falls through a hole in the stage singing WAY off key*

you people sux.  let me find a good youtube vid.

here you go.  kitty, you will like this one.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uxZabf3u89s
This message was last edited by the player at 02:58, Sat 21 June 2008.

*blinks* Oookaaaaay...  *clears throat again*

In the girl there's a room
In the room there's a table
On the table there's a candle
and it won't burn out

In the woman there's a song
In the the song there is hope
in the hope revolution

In the boy there's a voice
in the voice there's a calling
In the call there's a promise
and it won't quiet down

In the man there's a vision
in the vision is a road
it's the road to his freedom

oh, Tell me what you know
About God and the world and the human soul
How so much can go wrong
and still there are songs

In the man the man there's a plan
in the plan is his future
and the future's for his child
and he won't slow down

In the girl there's a faith
and the faith there's a prayer
in the prayer there's a promise...

In the boy is a dream
in the dream he is standing
and he stands without falling
and he won't back down

in the woman there's a picture
in the picture is a girl
in the girl there's a room...

Tell me what you know
About God and the world and the human soul
How so much can be wrong
and still there are songs

In their hearts and souls
an unstoppable refrain
Hope stand in defiance
In the girl there's a room
In the room there's a table
On the table there's a candle
and it won't burn out
it won't burn out

- In the Girl there's a Room, Sara Groves

In reply to powerisall (msg #26):

LOL that's hilarious...but I've seen most of it before. :D

OK I'm gonna do a little standup after all this is a stage and I am in fact going to instead of being downright funny i'm going to tell you a dream that I had, more or less in a story format but sped up to encompass five minutes worth of writing....

Two nights ago I found myself sparring with two other men, turns out I was fighting for my unlife when the rain begain to fall, the two men fled my sight when i went to bring in a litter of 13 kittens and their mother out from the rain.

I then found myself looking out the front weindow of my house at the rian with a young lady rode up on a mountain bike, trying to get out of the rain I let her inside the house. She told me of why she had come looking for my house and asked if I was the owner I said "no I am sorry but I'm not"

Said she to me, "it is then you that I seek out for my brother is in jail and you have to help me get him free"

Said me to her, "Are you nuts? where's he being held then?" She told me of an area of town known only as the Camera walk. Where anyone that walked it would get either shot or caught by the poilce within a minute of camera seeing the person.

Said I "No worries, I run that every day, sometimes every night too" The two of us were soon joined by a friend of mine named Pegasi (yep a Winged house is what hse is named for neat ey?) And the three of us set off for Camera Walk. I ended up running it, but Pegais and Rain were caught within a minute of me talking to a friend on a upper level to give us passage to the jail and back.

I went back down to the lower level and begain to fight with the two officers that had taken Pegasi and Rain. I took out one, then cut Pegasi's cuffs off her hands, and with her help knocked out the second cop, and the three of us got away. but they knew who Rain and Pegasi looked like then and Jayne Simon couldn;t let his rep get broken so he gave us a different way to the jail

We got Rains brother freee, and then got into a major fight just getting out of the cell itself. ended up going through the air shafts.

I'm done, and I hope you enjoyed reading this as much as I personally enjoyed dreaming it all!

you have odd dreams.  i'm not even going to attempt comprehension.

That's not that odd of dream.  I remember the end of one, I was dragging my dad along and found my sister in paris eating at the eiffel towel, and she had been popified (Become a pope) and I was trying to tell her we need to get away but she didn't understand me.  Then I realized we were in france and I had to speak french.  So I said "Parlez vous fransais" and she started talking french.  Except then I realized that I don't understand french.  Then later I woke up.


POPIFICTION!

am i the only one around here with normal dreams??

I wonder what you consider normal.  See, right now I have this buzzing in my ear reminiscent of the spinning bladey things of death from half-life 2 that come from all directions to chop me into little pieces.  This may be related to the fact I finally beat the game a few hours ago.  It wasn't my lack of skill (Though I was on easy), is was more the fact that before I had my computer cooling system repaired, I had a one in two chance of my computer crashing at a loading screen.

ok, i'm not even going to try arguing with you.

There's a wall over there you can argue to instead.  The one with the big screen.  I find it can reveal great intellectual comebacks and witty remarks.

*starts to aruge with, then gets in a fight with said wall*

*Puts on a video while PIA argues with the wall*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-psUjXZTC8o

OK, those of you that have seen Stargate Atlantis, as well as The Princess Bride will know of what I mean when I tell you this scene

Think of me in the place iof Westley, and Count Rugen is Steve the Wraith from Stargate Atlantis, Who as it may surprize you is in fact also the Machine.

So instead of the Machine draining my life, it was Steve doing it.... that was one heck of a nightmare....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mgPX8aDDCg

w....t....f....was....that?

ewwwwww...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnAYOcTpKjg

Soon I'll be digging into my "odd" playlist.

that wasn't bad....

Well, this is worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE_ex8joOaA

I thought it was rather catchy. xD I like how the description warns us that it may be addicting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpBOUnwQOYg

and one for heath or more violent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANtViRMXS0M

that one for heath is hilarious.  why did you think it would be for more violent people.  *checks the first one*

oh.

This one's reeeally cool. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFBKucu8XqI