Rules: You post a one sentence logline about what a movie or book is about. The goal is to make it EXTREMELY bad and thus humorous.
The next person posts (1) a suggested title for the logline above and (2) a new logline for the next poster to create a title for.
A logline is a one-sentence line that explains what your story is about and shows the "hook" - the unique idea that makes people want to see more. You see loglines all the time in TV Guide and on the back of DVD boxes. This game looks for really, really bad examples. Nay - terrible, stupid, "oh-my-God-that-idea-is-dumb-as-hell" examples.
EXAMPLES:
Post A:
"After the death of his goldfish, a priest renounces his faith and gets a job at the local White Castle, where he becomes addicted to special sauce and tries to dance his way to getting respect on the streets."
Post B: The Holy White Castle
"A man's lifelong plan to dress up like Jabba the Hutt and star in a new line of workout tapes finally comes to fruition, but everything goes horribly awry when the man gets ink poisoning, lead poisoning and mercury poisoning all at once."
Post C: Jabba's Big Butt
"When a woman dies and is reincarnated as a power saw, she uses a telepathic link with feral cats to help trick and trap and kill her former-lover-turned-murderer-turned-taxidermist."
Post D: Saw the Puss in Alligator Boots
"After his dog dies horribly in a freak toilet water drinking accident, a plumber obsessed with analyzing toilet water for the cause of death finds that his dog’s spirit has possessed his vacuum and seeks revenge in all its suckiness."
Post E: His Dog Sucks
"An inventor trying to find a method of cleaning dirty soap bars falls in love with a vegetarian vampire with dirty teeth who was exposed to inappropriate levels of solar radiation and can only be healed by a product that will also clean dirty soap bars."
Post F: Vlad Should Have Had a V8
... This message was last edited by the GM at 19:39, Mon 11 Apr 2011.
While going to get his memory repaired, an amnesia patient remembers that he had his memory erased so he wouldn't remember a memory of having his memory repaired.
and the book/movie title is: "What?" This message was last edited by the player at 12:55, Sun 31 Aug 2008.
In an attempt to discover the identity of his own killer, a ghost puts up hidden cameras in his haunted house, and all sorts of humorous antics are caught on film, with hilarious results.
"A man waters a plastic plant and receives radio messages from World War II Zero Bombers; luckily, he's fluent in Japanese and can send messages back through the plastic plant to help save lives and change history!"
After days of rain, a lonely computer geek decides to make a program to 'turn off the wet.' This message was last edited by the player at 19:50, Tue 16 Sept 2008.
An 8 year old boy finally realises his lifelong dream and becomes the President of the United States - electing MD Doogie Howser as his Vice President.
You post the tagline, and the person below you writes the title to the movie.
So: Post 1: A whale escapes from the zoo, and then comes back looking for revenge
Post 2: ^ "Free Willy 4: Willy's Revenge"
Everything was going well for Jack, he had a house, a family, a dog. Until a breakaway Eastern European republic declares war on him. This message was last edited by the player at 18:35, Sun 12 Oct 2008.
But we're still testing it, right? Why bother making a new testing place? I'm confused... Not to mention if you really need the new rules, Yoss could simply update them in the first post.
Please note: Rules have been modified in the first post to reflect the suggestions of Praguepride
They are now:
Rules: You post a one sentence logline about what a movie or book is about. The goal is to make it EXTREMELY bad and thus humorous.
The next person posts (1) a suggested title for the logline above and (2) a new logline for the next poster to create a title for.
A logline is a one-sentence line that explains what your story is about and shows the "hook" - the unique idea that makes people want to see more. You see loglines all the time in TV Guide and on the back of DVD boxes. This game looks for really, really bad examples. Nay - terrible, stupid, "oh-my-God-that-idea-is-dumb-as-hell" examples.
EXAMPLES:
Post A:
"After the death of his goldfish, a priest renounces his faith and gets a job at the local White Castle, where he becomes addicted to special sauce and tries to dance his way to getting respect on the streets."
Post B: The Holy White Castle
"A man's lifelong plan to dress up like Jabba the Hutt and star in a new line of workout tapes finally comes to fruition, but everything goes horribly awry when the man gets ink poisoning, lead poisoning and mercury poisoning all at once."
Post C: Jabba's Big Butt
"When a woman dies and is reincarnated as a power saw, she uses a telepathic link with feral cats to help trick and trap and kill her former-lover-turned-murderer-turned-taxidermist."
Post D: Saw the Puss in Alligator Boots
"After his dog dies horribly in a freak toilet water drinking accident, a plumber obsessed with analyzing toilet water for the cause of death finds that his dog’s spirit has possessed his vacuum and seeks revenge in all its suckiness."
Post E: His Dog Sucks
"An inventor trying to find a method of cleaning dirty soap bars falls in love with a vegetarian vampire with dirty teeth who was exposed to inappropriate levels of solar radiation and can only be healed by a product that will also clean dirty soap bars."
Post F: Vlad Should Have Had a V8
... This message was last edited by the player at 00:40, Thu 23 Oct 2008.
A man finds his remote stuck to the bottom of his butt when he takes a shower. He get's electrocuted when he tries to pry it off and dies. Now his spirit has come back and haunts the TV.
A midget is accidentally thrown onto a football field and used as a football during the game. The underdog team somehow wins the big game by using this advantage.
Maybe that could be another game. A game where someone comes up with just the proposed movie, then someone else posts the title, similar to the so-but game.
Protagonist visits in-laws with wife in Germany. He takes Mother-in-law to the store. On the way home, he crashes into the Berlin Wall, killing himself and the mother-in-law. This message was last edited by the player at 02:04, Thu 23 Oct 2008.
On their way to band camp, a busful of teenagers gets lost in the streets of Chicago and discovers a colony of unicorns living in an abandoned subway terminal.
A mild-mannered librarian develops a new book-sorting system, but is shot down and stymied at every turn by his Dewey purist superiors. Determined, he enters a national DDR tournament, hoping to use the prize money to open his own library. This message was last edited by the player at 04:44, Thu 23 Oct 2008.
Five pigs go to market. Each one ends up being sold for different reason. The runt ends up being some little girls pet. The father wants to raise it for meat. The pig has an adventure of a lifetime.
Little Rad Riding Hood manages to make it to Grandma's. Finds Granny and Wolf playing DDR. This message was last edited by the player at 17:02, Thu 23 Oct 2008.
A robot believes it is the reincarnation of Julius Caesar and wants to get revenge on Brutus, spending its entire existence searching for the long dead conspirator.
The Inch Show: It barely Inches Along (Also the most boring show ever.)
A survey crew for the American Firefighters Association finds water in the least likely of places, under the dry sands the Sahara Desert. They work out plans to send it to the American West, where the largest Wild Fire on Record is taking place.
((This can so become true right now. The fire, not the water.))
A married couple of blind, mute tap dancers (with exceptional hearing) from Kentucky become separated in New York City after a failed joint Broadway audition, and must now listen to every pair of feet in the five boroughs in order to find each other again.
The blind always have exceptional hearing. The brain takes the unused portion that normally would be used for sight and and splits it up amongst the other four senses, so a person with only four senses, senses things with those four a whole lot better than a person with all 5 senses could. It's a sort of specialization the brain does to make up for it's lack of generality, which we with all five senses have. Now...
The Music of the Streets: A Blind Tap-Dancer's Love Story
(Sounds Tearful)
A man is accused of stealing his companies bank account. Now, he must prove his innocence by stealing it back from the real perpetrators, with the help of a monkey, a dog, a parakeet, and their booky1 female owner.
1 - Couldn't think of the right word for someone who is a major klutz and likes to keep her nose in a book all the time.
A family of space-faring rodents gets stuck in the orbit of a black hole. They realize they must try to escape, but here in lies the problem... the black hole is made of cheese.
A farmer finds a diamond when he plows his field but gets it stolen by ninja ants, A mutated rat mafia takes over NYC and holds little joey for ransom, and Jason Alexander plays the voice of Annie in this hilarious animated adventure where the kids have to stop the planet Earth from going berserk.
There was nothingreferring to Batmanin that logline. If you had gotten it, you would have realized that I was referring to Lost in Space. Also, I have no idea where you got 'Blue Cheese'.
FLEAS (Instead of ANTZ or A BUGS LIFE...)
Who knew shovels have their own world? Right beneath us?! A boy who tries to dig to the center of the Earth digs up a society of sapient shovels. The boy must then lead the Shovels in their fight against the notorious Pitchforks, who also vie for the limited underground space.
Ahh, so it's a matter of you not getting my sense of humor. Let me deconstruct:
Family of rodents: not "batman," but "rat man"
Black hole: Something with holes in it is holey
Cheese: some people say the moon is made of green cheese, and you said the black hole was made of cheese.
Hence: "Holy blue cheese, rat man!"
So as it turns out, you didn't get what I posted, not vice versa.
(I actually got that it was Lost in Space, but what's the fun of that when this is supposed to be "worst" loglines...and that includes titles!)
____
The Spate of Spades
A pair of scissors is possessed by a rabid dog and can only be destroyed by cutting the hair of goldilocks.
Washington, D.C. seems awfully small when this bartender finds out four of his ex-girlfriends are living there too. And they all seem to pale with sharp teeth. And disappear when the moon gets full.
A dog meows instead of barks, and cats find it so alluring they can't help but feel attracted to the dog, chasing it through the streets, and every time the dog tries to talk to them, the love connection only gets worse.
An insurance agent ends up transported to an alternate universe where insurance agents are synonomosu with "intergalactic heroes" and is called upon to fulfill his destiny in saving the universe from a tyrannical lizard-dragon creature.
A gunfighter shoots real bullets out of his fingers when he pretends to shoot guns, and is arrested and sentenced to have them cut off as unlicensed lethal weapons.
Godzilla, Bigfoot, Adam Ant, Popeye the Sailor, Bruce Lee, Teddy Roosevelt, Batman, The Beatles, Phoenix Wright, Sonic the Hedgehog, Optimus Prime, Daffy Duck, and Adolf Hitler are part of a ragtag frat house (Omega Sigma Delta, the Coked Wombats) at the world's most prestigious Medical School.
McDonalds: Special Surprise Inside.
Two players vie for control of The Game, a new first person, play-by-post, Shooter taking place in a 100x gravity environment, and they can't find their guns.
(By the way, I don't recommend that movie. It's not very funny, foul in many parts, and offensive to the gaming community...IMHO.)
___
Four fantasy character play a game for 200 years about sitting on the skin of a cow stretched out over wood and watching a magical box of images that decreases their IQ. This message was last edited by the player at 23:21, Fri 19 Dec 2008.
I don't know, but the Gamers and the Gamers 2: Dorkness rising were excellent. I was able to get a signed copy of Gamers 2, signatures were Nathan Rice (Elf, GM in second movie) and Chris Duppenthaler (Mark)
Four fantasy character play a game for 200 years about sitting on the skin of a cow stretched out over wood and watching a magical box of images that decreases their IQ.
A city man goes hunting for deer and gets lost in the woods. He stumbles upon an ancient ape civilization and gets confused for the chief, who has wandered off to the city where the man is from and gets confused for the man. They now must live each others roles in their new respective societies.
Everyone is hypnotised by a guy in a white suit, and he commands them to be super happy. A dog in a suit and a murderous rabbit have to stop him! It turns out the guy is actually made of sentient bacteria that eat happiness!
A man went in to order a hamburger then leaves without waiting for the order to be finished. the same man orders a cake in a bakery and leaves before the cake was even baked. again that same man gets in a taxi and tells the cab where to go, but before the taxi could even move an inch. he got out of the car.
Ying and Yang, the Mimes of Death vs. Bonzo the Terrible: "This time it's squeaky"
Three adorable animated kittens in the fifth circle of hell, trying to rescue their poor lost ball of yarn.
Featuring the voices of Steve Buscemi, Cloris Leachman, John Ratzenberger, and Marcel Marceau
Follow three demonically posessed kittens as they race against the clock in their attempt to return a lovelorn potato to the wild.
Featuring the voices of Steve Buscemi, Cloris Leachman, John Ratzenberger, Marcel Marceau, and introducing Vixcis as the voice of the potato.
Three angelic potatos race aginst time to find the missing soul of a kitten lost in hells deep fry kitchen. Featuring the voices of Steve Buscemi, Cloris Leachman, John Ratzenberger, Marcel Marceau, and introducing Fourlegged as the evil Dr. Koala
The esteemed Dali Llamma has a press conference, at which he meets Tom Cruise, who converts him to scientology. Now the world's buddhist population has converted!
The brains of the world uploaded into PIA's mind until he becomes the albert einstien of the 22nd generation. thus inventinghis first world renowed invetion. "the handsfree toothbrush."
six different things about a science lab make it one of the most side-splitting, laugh-out-loud adventures, by following the hilarious bloopers surrounding a man name Jacques Ronasto; he also has a pet mouse, and an exclusive divorce lawyer who only lets people talk to him when he's wearing something green.
Two men go on a fisihnig trip only to find out that the real world they grew up in is just a well created computer simulation. That and they also are without bait when the really big catch comes into range of their boat.
BIC loses money after manufacturing radioactive pens and throws them out; the gang of impressionable teens that finds them soon discovers that along with super powers, they also receive horrendous mutations!
A space ninja with a comedic name explores new regions of the universe in his comically shaped ship; but soon discovers that there is an underlying plot to destroy the world by his comrade from home.
"15 men and a goat set off on an adventure to conquer the hill giants of Thermaplug. Only when they arrived in the wild country, they realized they were not alone. It was discovered that the goat was actually the leader's nephew Stuart, and he was a hill giant sympathizer. Now faced with a great dilemma, the would-be conquerors of this exciting novel were forced to do the unthinkable... Would they leave Stuart behind? Sacrifice him hideously on a pagan alter? Or take him to watch the assault on the giants? Find out inside."
A normal TV show chef gets a job as a bodyguard for his own girlfriend, what looks like a wheelbarrow battle at a construction site gives a new meaning to cooking tools
Two men and a life boat are adrift at sea, before either of them can look for an oar they have to kill the clown that just appeared on their little three man boat.
15 men go ashore on the isle of hortez to find what sand and time have kept hidden for near 400 years. But to gain entry would not be easy. Brent Spiner plays the part of a fearsome pygmy clown who is in charge of a troop of 11-year-old ninja scouts guarding the entrance to the treasure's cave. They demand the new arrivals battle by song and dance to gain entry to the hidden treasure room...
A mechnic discovers that actually, cars don't have engines, it's really tiny hampsters on wheel making the wheels turn. He attempts to get the story out while the government attempts to kill him to protect the secret.
Three men are in a boat, when they eaten by a duck and travel through the wonderful fantasy land inside, only to reach the end and find it horribly disappointing.
In a coal-powered Soviet Russia, a young schlub with mild OCD stumbles across a crazy old man, which spurs him into conflict with a sneering wizard, with the help of a leather-clad female in shades and her propensity for being captured, culminating in the land restored to health.
(Thanks to the Wondermark Fiction Generator.) http://wondermark.com/554/ This message was last edited by the player at 08:50, Thu 15 Oct 2009.
A boy falls off a tree and breaks his leg on a radioactive root. He then gains the ability to snap other peoples' legs. He dies though because he forgets to eat a nutricious diet.
Three brothers set out on a life-defining quest for revenge. Typically, this results in the first two brothers dying before the third succeeds... but somehow the first brother finishes the job in record time, leaving the other two with nothing to do.
A horde of zombies invade a colledge campus. But istead of searching for brains they join classes to enchance thier brains and start thier own faternity.
A wizard shatters a diamond thats been holding the universe together. A dragon, kraken, vampire, and sith lord must find the thousands of shards and put them together before the spider-queen comits suicide. This message was last edited by the player at 12:26, Sun 25 Oct 2009.
After too many people keep feeding all the squirrels, a college campus becomes overwhelmed and attacked by small vermin This message was last edited by the player at 18:21, Sat 31 Oct 2009.
The universe exploded then imploded, then exploding yet again while imploding after (the cycle continues for about 2 hours "standard movie time"). Then the story ends with a guy just having a tacco meltdown.
A blind king mistakenly signs the decree to have him hanged in his own court, and he has to go on a long journey to get new eyes to find the decree and burn it.
After an unidentified cow swallows an armed nuclear device in a botched Homeland Security raid, Agent Tom Anderson is thrust into an unlikely partnership with buxom organic farmer Daisy Jones to sift through three hundred cows and 10 barns full of manure as the clock runs down in a desperate quest to save Kansas City from a moo-clear disaster. This message was last edited by the player at 21:54, Thu 25 Mar 2010.
A man buys a Navajo blanket, only to find himself warped into the center of it -- only unravelling the mystery will allow him to return to save the hounds from the dozers.
Edit: I struck the (unwrapped) after wenches because it didn't really fit and because I used wrap again in wraparound.
A peaceful garden, a rabbit chewing on blades of grass; a rosebush, a jet airplane passing overhead; a young man, dying from the unlikely interaction between these, the untold story unfolds tonight, 8:00pm. This message was last edited by the player at 20:21, Fri 26 Mar 2010.
1. Close up of a dog, trotting across the yard from stage right to stage left, a bone in his mouth.
2. Switch to dog, facing stage right, shredding a newspaper
3. Switch to dog, curled up asleep on carpet, facing stage left
4. Momentary blackout then the carpet where the dog was, empty
5. The back side of a whirring shredder
6. Spinning newspaper that flashes onto screen, too fast to make out any words, but the image of the dog from 1 is in the center with the bold headline underneath, "Dog missing!"
A can of soup falls off the shelf and lands on the counter.
Avatar (well that was the plot to the movie right?) :p
Fourteen men came out of the storm on a fierce September night. Three were shot by the townsmen's guard, before the next daylight. So 11 there were that found the chest of the love angels' respite.
On an Azul Island off the coast of Malta there once dwelt two cats. All was peaceful until one day a great squirrel arrived on the island in a canoe filled with sacks of cat nip...
Aliens invade Earth who happen to be time travelers trying to save Earth from an apocalypse by forcing them to join against the common enemy of the time travelers.
William Shatner will be hosting a new reality TV show about celebrity's whose vision has been impaired due to bad facelifts narrowing their eyes to slits.
Dr. Fiddles was a lonely time waster who very occasionally got bored before taking up pole-dancing classes. Not long afterwards Dr.Fiddles' sequined dress rips while performing at the local club and is spotted by a movie maker of ambiguous sexuality...
Vixcis plans to make a movie starring the most un-attractive stripper she can find in order to confuse and hypnotize the masses in a mad plot to take over the world but her ambiguous sexuality gets in the way
A small toad wants to be a prince and so goes on a quest to kiss a princess with his two best friends, a fly and a lizard. All is going well until they find out that one of them is not what they see...
A documentary that follows paint from its humble production, shipping, distribution, and finally, application. This film was awarded best scene, when 'lavender purple' was applied by a day labourer to a rich white mans living room. Lavender Purple then proceeded to dry over the course of forty-eight hours. The irony in this scene can be related to how a man can purchase an explensive laquer to cover his ugly drywall. But what cannot be hidden, is the lower class that still finds itself serving the rich. Some things just cant be covered by paint.
A small toad wants to be a prince and so goes on a quest to kiss a princess with his two best friends, a fly and a lizard. All is going well until they find out that one of them is not what they see...
Swamp Love
A Horse, a Goat, and a Hampster graduate law school, but find the law firm they have been hired at is run my Mutant Undead Hippies.
A dragon eats villagers. No, that's it. What do you mean that'd be too boring. Fine, the villagers turn into flying monkeys and drop turd bombs on the villagers network executives. How do you like that! I don't need this Sh... **door slams**
I dunno. What do you want to do? I dunno. What do you want to do? I dunno. What do you want to do? I dunno. What do you want to do? I dunno. What do you want to do.......
A priest, a rabbi, 2 nuns and a beaver walk into a bar.
A horse is hunted by the government for his hooves which contain a rare radioactive isotope that could be used to cure cancer.
REkzkaRZ
player, 297 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Wed 14 Sep 2011 at 10:14
msg #309
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
The Horse Pill (revised post)
Joobies
When a rabbi has a sex change, his breast implants attract more attention than his religious sermons.
When he becomes a hip hop star and gets the lead roles in several blockbuster movies, the whole world is stunned -- will everyone become a transexual rabbi? This message was last edited by the player at 10:11, Wed 04 Jan 2012.
Eight astronauts are on their way to Mars when their hibernation pods break and they have to spend the whole time awake. They end up having the first chess tournament off Earth and the competition is close.
Eight astronauts on a two thousand year mission, but their hibernation pods break and they have to spend the whole time awake. They end up playing chess tournaments as a way to resolve conflicts, and the tradition continues as their ship cycles through 30 generations of offspring.
Captain Jack Sparrow has returned and is driving an anthropomorphic race car across ancient China to rescue his clownfish son from being eaten by grasshopper with a Marlon Brando fetish and a ego-maniacal genius with a thing for spandex in...
A krill tries to achieve vengeance on a blue whale for killing his family. Along the way he discovers true love and the meaning of the universe. This message was last edited by the player at 11:36, Fri 16 Sept 2011.
A boulder falls off a cliff onto a car near Boulder, Colorado and changes the rock station the man is listening to into a country music station.
REkzkaRZ
player, 478 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Wed 7 Dec 2011 at 08:25
msg #315
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Rocked and Rolled (revised post)
Poopers!
A reality show chronicling people who have various issues around taking a dump, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable. This message was last edited by the player at 10:10, Wed 04 Jan 2012.
jioan
player, 4465 posts
Wed 7 Dec 2011 at 17:19
msg #316
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Reality with Poor Lighting
A story about a puppet who realizes he can't be a real boy, so he tries to turn everyone else into puppets instead.
REkzkaRZ
player, 499 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Thu 8 Dec 2011 at 07:29
msg #317
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Dr Evil, the Puppet (revised post)
Eat Meat!
Documentary of people who live on diets of only raw meat. Chewy! This message was last edited by the player at 10:12, Wed 04 Jan 2012.
jioan
player, 4480 posts
Wed 14 Dec 2011 at 16:53
msg #318
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
On the Origin of Cooking
A sentient radio signal tries to take over the world with the power of music!
REkzkaRZ
player, 524 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Mon 19 Dec 2011 at 10:59
msg #319
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
She Was Moody and He was Moody too
A woman, having a moody moment, meets a man who also has a moody moment and they both attempt to out-mood eachother, ultimately capitulating that each is the moodier.
jioan
player, 4498 posts
Mon 19 Dec 2011 at 17:43
msg #320
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Mood Men
A mouse learns the legendary Moose Fighting Style to take out a moose who has been using the legendary Mouse Fighting Style to terrorize the mice!
REkzkaRZ
player, 544 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Tue 20 Dec 2011 at 14:18
msg #321
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Kung Fu Moose 3 (revised the post) THE Il-lest
A mocumentary expose of Kim Jong Il's top secret rap obsession and his failed career launch as a rapper dictator. (Not to be confused with Lil Kim.) This message was last edited by the player at 10:09, Wed 04 Jan 2012.
Heath
GM, 15979 posts
Don't click my picture!
This game needs an enema
Tue 27 Dec 2011 at 23:06
msg #322
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Illin' and Chillin, not Killin'
Mickey Mouse is accused of embezzling millions from Donald Duck in a scandal Goofy exposes inadvertently.
REkzkaRZ
player, 549 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Mon 2 Jan 2012 at 07:56
msg #323
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
The Cartoon Caper -- Inside Job (revised post)
Ramboo: First Broken Bone
A black-ops special forces Green Beret returns from years of top-secret assassination missions in the Middle East, and then accidentally breaks a bone while doing his low wage menial labor job. His prescribed experimental VA hospital anti-depression medication combines with his PTSD to make him a steroid-loaded killing machine! He emerges from a variety of amazing stealth disguises to kill his victims while shouting "RAMBOO!" This message was last edited by the player at 10:13, Wed 04 Jan 2012.
Heath
GM, 16002 posts
Don't click my picture!
This game needs an enema
Tue 3 Jan 2012 at 17:54
msg #324
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Rek: Just so you understand how this game works, what you do is state the title of the plot line given by the person who posted before you. Then you post your own plotline, and the next person to post tries to come up with a title to that one. (If you see my last post, you will see how I did it with your last logline.)
So to move from yours above:
* * *
Ramboozled: Blue Collar Aftershocks
A banana falls in love with an orange but the banana starts to rot and go bad first; it is a doomed love affair.
[Now you make up a title for my plotline.]
jioan
player, 4507 posts
Tue 3 Jan 2012 at 19:40
msg #325
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Fruitful Love
All of the winners from American Idol are being hunted down and killed by the winners of Survivor.
Heath
GM, 16007 posts
Don't click my picture!
This game needs an enema
Tue 3 Jan 2012 at 20:08
msg #326
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Idol Bashers
Madonna and Angelina Jolie get into a custody battle over adopting the same child from Africa.
Grant
GM, 6821 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Tue 3 Jan 2012 at 20:32
msg #327
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
America's Worst Mothers
Heath gets his own show, much like Judge Judy, where they show him defending clients in a random courthouse.
REkzkaRZ
player, 564 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Wed 4 Jan 2012 at 10:06
msg #328
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Johnny Law: Legalese Smackdown
In the near future, people walk around exposing themselves and curse continuously, but have no self-awareness because history has been completely re-written by the secretive highly educated uber-rich.
jioan
player, 4611 posts
Wed 18 Jan 2012 at 20:33
msg #329
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
The World of the 1%
An author writes a mediocre book that becomes an instant classic because the material is considered controversial.
REkzkaRZ
player, 613 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Mon 23 Jan 2012 at 09:39
msg #330
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Dick Cheney's "In My Time"
Manipulating the powers of gravity and time, a GeneMod 'super-duck' flies upside-down and backwards to the beginning of life on Earth, changing the DNA of the early bio-sludge to cause ducks to become the dominant species on Earth.
jioan
player, 4638 posts
Mon 23 Jan 2012 at 18:18
msg #331
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Planet of the Ducks
A horror story about a flea circus with carnivorous fleas who plan to devour the attendees.
REkzkaRZ
player, 640 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Tue 24 Jan 2012 at 12:06
msg #332
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Flea Market of Death
A camera operator refuses to focus on the subjects of the projects he's working on, but whimsically films whatever comes to mind -- and his rich father has so much clout that he can't be fired. Then he falls in love with a fellow production professional, only filming her instead of his subjects.
Zuldan
player, 1945 posts
i came i played
and i saw
Wed 25 Jan 2012 at 02:04
msg #333
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Struggle of Film
Two kids are playing by a stream. one falls in catches a cold while the other seeks to rid himself of his brother.
jioan
player, 4673 posts
Thu 26 Jan 2012 at 18:08
msg #334
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
A River of Deceit
Someone discovers the answer to a very important question but he can't remember the question. He looks far and wide to rediscover what the question is.
REkzkaRZ
player, 671 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Mon 30 Jan 2012 at 07:34
msg #335
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The Alzheimer Genius
Protons and neutrons react faster around Fred, and he can see them in his mind. Then he realizes he can control matter by fantasizing about nibbling on high calorie foods.
jioan
player, 4714 posts
Wed 1 Feb 2012 at 17:29
msg #336
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The Atomic Hunger
Penguins are apparently from outer space and have been planning for 1000s of years how to take over the world
REkzkaRZ
player, 693 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Thu 9 Feb 2012 at 09:23
msg #337
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
They Flapped from Outer Space
A childhood genius discovers that his incredible intellect is channeled from the sun, who is a living being named 'God', and he begins a campaign attempting to clarify the religious insights from previous (misunderstood) enlightened prophets.
REkzkaRZ
player, 892 posts
/start rant
/end rant
Thu 5 Apr 2012 at 08:36
msg #338
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The Solar Messiah
When a stand-up comedian quotes word-for-word the humorous computer 'bulletin board' entries as their stand-up act, the bulletin board community rises up from internet obscurity to defame the comedian and make their life miserable.
praguepride
player, 4058 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Mon 30 Apr 2012 at 16:45
msg #339
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Bulletin Board Beatdown
A man walks to the store for a gallon of milk.
jioan
player, 4854 posts
Wed 4 Jul 2012 at 19:30
msg #340
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Got Milk?
I young boy learns the way of the samurai. Then he is abducted by aliens and teaches them his wisdom.
Heath
GM, 16657 posts
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Fri 19 Jul 2013 at 17:25
msg #341
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How A Samurai Avoided an Anal Probe
A redneck spends his life swatting mosquitos and collecting their bodies for a museum
Vixcis
player, 5138 posts
Oh so evil
yet oh so sexy too
Fri 19 Jul 2013 at 17:32
msg #342
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Skeeter Theater
A medieval princess discovers that she's actually a robot assassin from the future
Heath
GM, 16689 posts
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Tue 6 Aug 2013 at 00:11
msg #343
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Gears of Tiara Springs Eternal.
Two books attached at the spine try to get surgically separated.
Jimojamm
player, 5 posts
Tue 6 Aug 2013 at 01:02
msg #344
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Henry IV Unbound
A man's life begins to appear more and more like the content of a role playing game he plays, until his reality is entirely taken over and he loses control of his newly found powers and loses all his friends. Pan out to a the man, but morbidly obese in a filthy house with nearly nothing but takeout packaging and his computer where he sits dejected.
Agedmadness
player, 4 posts
Tue 6 Aug 2013 at 01:09
msg #345
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Real life Bytes
Evil overlord minions swap office talk around the water cooler.
Jimojamm
player, 7 posts
Tue 6 Aug 2013 at 01:29
msg #346
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Sinister Gossip
A duck learns to talk and then increases in size and intelligence until it is the size of a human and has adult human characteristics. Scientists are baffled. He Falls in love.
Agedmadness
player, 10 posts
Tue 6 Aug 2013 at 14:04
msg #347
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Quacky thing called Love
The quirky and touching friendships between a priest, a rabbi, and a bartender.
Jimojamm
player, 14 posts
Tue 6 Aug 2013 at 16:02
msg #348
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Lord of the Punchlines: The Fellowship of the Joke
Man eats fast food everyday, sues Taco Bell, McDonalds and Burger King for making him obese and gets wealthy enough to afford monthly liposuction.
FourLegged
GM, 39349 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 17 Aug 2013 at 05:04
msg #349
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Twelve Angry Tons
The Yankees (Bad News Bears), The Hawks (Mighty Ducks), The Urbania Cowboys (Little Giants). This is the story of redemption and return to glory in...
Heath
GM, 16707 posts
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Mon 19 Aug 2013 at 18:25
msg #350
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Batter Up, and Down Again
A man skydives from a plane but realizes halfway down he is wearing a backpack with a picnic blanket in it, not a parachute
Sive
player, 114 posts
Just give a polite pat...
then watch them fall.
Thu 22 Aug 2013 at 04:15
msg #351
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The Falling Lunch
A man is surviving a zombie apocalypse but doesn't realize why other survivors are always trying to bash his head in.
Heath
GM, 16723 posts
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Thu 22 Aug 2013 at 22:59
msg #352
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Dead Head Games
An alien lands in Kansas and starts to play Scrabble with a cow.
FourLegged
GM, 39537 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 1 Sep 2013 at 09:19
msg #353
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
M4O1O1
From the makers of Battleship and the director of Transformers comes an explosive tale of intrigue, madness, and gumdrops.
Heath
GM, 16782 posts
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Tue 3 Sep 2013 at 16:20
msg #354
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"Gumdrops Keep Firing Til I'm Dead," the musical.
A coconut falls on the head of a man straned on a native island and he realizes the secret to life, peace on earth, and the Unifying Theory of the Universe but has no one to share it with.
Yoss
GM, 27675 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Wed 2 Oct 2013 at 21:07
msg #355
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Cast Away
A government agent yearns for the help of his ex-partner, who is now a postal worker.
FourLegged
GM, 39871 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 26 Oct 2013 at 06:00
msg #356
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Package Delivery
Some know his location, some know his speed, nobody knows them both until now
Athena
player, 489 posts
Sun 27 Oct 2013 at 01:50
msg #357
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Mystery Man.
The girl wanted them to believer. Fairies are real .... she'd just have to escape this.. instition to prove it.
Yoss
GM, 28133 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 28 Oct 2013 at 17:59
msg #358
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Left in the Faerie Dust
A man in NYC wishes for a house in Central Park.
Athena
player, 636 posts
Tue 29 Oct 2013 at 00:04
msg #359
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Moving up!
A girl pretending to be a guy falls for another girl and doesn't know how to tell her the truth...
Yoss
GM, 28240 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Tue 29 Oct 2013 at 16:18
msg #360
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Perverted Penny
Sequel:
A girl pretending to be a guy falls for another girl and doesn't know how to tell her the truth. The other girl eventually finds out and helps her friend through the confusion.
Athena
player, 651 posts
Tue 29 Oct 2013 at 16:34
msg #361
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Perverted Penny Helps The New Girl
A baby who is progressing faster mentally than physically. He can speak and solve crazy mysteries in his head!
Heath
GM, 17107 posts
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Thu 31 Oct 2013 at 17:02
msg #362
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
What's up, Baby Doc?
A dog loves to water ski, but only if there are sharks around.
FourLegged
GM, 39967 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 2 Nov 2013 at 23:05
msg #363
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Jumping the Bark
An evil koala replaces the world's trees with eucalyptus
Yoss
GM, 28378 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 4 Nov 2013 at 21:48
msg #364
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Treemendous Villainy
A frog attempts to remove himself from the bump on a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Heath
GM, 17162 posts
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Mon 4 Nov 2013 at 22:58
msg #365
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
I have a frog in my moat.
An almond falls in love with a peanut, but alas, the two are bound for separate cans in separate jars once they leave the nut factory.
Yoss
GM, 28429 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 4 Nov 2013 at 23:38
msg #366
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
(I really don't like this thread.)
It Almonds To Nothing ("amounts to")
A guy walks into a bar and dies.
Heath
GM, 17175 posts
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Mon 4 Nov 2013 at 23:47
msg #367
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It ain't my hair that's dying.
A woman makes a living playing thumb wars
LuLu Prayer
player, 262 posts
Boredom is an Illness
>.<
Tue 5 Nov 2013 at 12:48
msg #368
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Dumb wars
A woman has a child with her as she walks down the street in the ghetto, she plans to use the child as leverage to keep her alive during her walk through such a terrifying neighborhood. She gets home safely but ends up dying anyway, by choking on a piece of the childs' gum, the child walks through the neighborhood alone the next day, terrified something would happen to him, but nothing does. His fear leads him to have a child whom he one day walks with in hopes of his own safety when he gets older, repeating the actions of his late mother
Athena
player, 813 posts
Wed 6 Nov 2013 at 00:14
msg #369
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Like mother like son.
A baby grows up alone and raised by a chimera. He becomes the next Dark Lord and is then defeated by his unknown twin brother.
Yoss
GM, 28463 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Wed 6 Nov 2013 at 00:18
msg #370
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Double Dark
Joe gets mugged and then turns into a tree
Heath
GM, 17201 posts
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Wed 6 Nov 2013 at 19:55
msg #371
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Who stole my bark?
A dog chases a car and gets its snout stuck in the exhaust.
LuLu Prayer
player, 281 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Thu 7 Nov 2013 at 11:20
msg #372
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Irony plays fetch
A little girl playing jump rope grows old within long tiring and emptying years, one day she hangs herself with the rope she used to jump with so happily
Yoss
GM, 28589 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Thu 7 Nov 2013 at 18:26
msg #373
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Hop, Skip, and a Death
A traveller meets an emu, who transports him to another world.
LuLu Prayer
player, 410 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Mon 11 Nov 2013 at 01:12
msg #374
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Creepy a** Looking glass
A mother learns to fly, A crow learns to dance, they fall in love, they fall out of the nest
Yoss
GM, 28928 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Mon 18 Nov 2013 at 19:29
msg #375
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Icarus in Love
A math teacher meets an english teacher, they marry and have a kid that wants to teach musical theater.
FourLegged
GM, 40583 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 24 Nov 2013 at 22:38
msg #376
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Institutional
A retired marine must learn to dance when he is recruited by the Bolshoi ballet.
LuLu Prayer
player, 705 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Mon 25 Nov 2013 at 11:16
msg #377
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Soldiers' Tango
A marionette whose master died, and strings were cut, she puts on magickal red shoes that allow her freedom to go live on her own, but only if she does terrible deeds at dusk
FourLegged
GM, 40617 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 30 Nov 2013 at 02:48
msg #378
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
No Strings Attached
Three anthropomorphic bears go out into the woods. When they return to their home they find that their house has been broken into by an arian home invader who is still lurking somewhere within.
Heath
GM, 17345 posts
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Mon 2 Dec 2013 at 16:19
msg #379
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Something Fair and Not A Bear in the Lair
A girl roleplays a conversation between her right and left index fingers.
FourLegged
GM, 40649 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Wed 4 Dec 2013 at 22:42
msg #380
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Tony and Tina's Shining
At a San Diego comic book convention, lives are changed when three male conventioneers accidentally stumble into a woman's restroom.
Yoss
GM, 29240 posts
Honorary Necromancer
Portable Product Inventor
Thu 5 Dec 2013 at 21:30
msg #381
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
(I'd be happy if this thread went the way of despyzer.)
Spandex Reloaded
A penut is found on the ground and gets eaten by a dog, who then beomes a weredog.
LuLu Prayer
player, 725 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Sun 12 Jan 2014 at 20:49
msg #382
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Peanuts' moon
A child has been waiting for his mother to come home so that she will hug him, instead she gives him a toy and locks herself up in her room
[Aww, but I like this thread]
Heath
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Mon 13 Jan 2014 at 17:01
msg #383
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Mommy Dearest, Mommy Fearest
An alien lands on earth but gets stuck in a game of scrabble with a blind old widow.
[I like this thread too. That's why I created it. :) ]
LuLu Prayer
player, 786 posts
Hope comes
In all hues
Mon 13 Jan 2014 at 17:09
msg #384
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
A game of ET and Crone
A woman names her child after a mountain, twenty years later that same child bravely climbs that same treacherous mountain with her mothers' ashes
Taz
player, 57 posts
Exceedingly interested
in the oddest of things
Fri 15 Aug 2014 at 16:04
msg #385
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Mountains' woe
Sunflowers and daisies come to life in the most homicidal way, they claim to want to rid the earth of vermin. Only to them, the vermin is us!
FourLegged
GM, 41202 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 23 Aug 2014 at 02:10
msg #386
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Day of the Triffids 2: Sunflower Harvest of Death
Eco-Terrorists lay siege to a self-contained artificial habitat populated by several top scientists and a pair of college dropouts.
Taz
player, 207 posts
Exceedingly interested
in the oddest of things
Thu 18 Sep 2014 at 17:30
msg #387
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
A Bad Day to be Stoned (Student Documentary)
A widow meets a Fate soon after her husband dies, and the creature gifts her the thread of somebody unrelated to her, telling her that she must weave it to find happiness. So she weaves, and weaves, crying all the while. Ignorant that the Fate she weaves is her own, and that the tears now soaking her thread have doomed her to a life full of misery.
Halford
player, 14 posts
Studying worldly wisdom
Shipping Creative Works
Sat 20 Sep 2014 at 13:44
msg #388
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Fate Weaves you a Wet Blanket
4 teenage friends go to the whataburger drive through but instead of paying and getting their food, they pay and then they drive off, which becomes so hilarious to them they decide to terrorize every restaurant in town with their dastardly deed.
praguepride
player, 4546 posts
Lord of Munster Cheese
Thu 2 Oct 2014 at 21:12
msg #389
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Drive Through
A small boys Sunday trousers becomes sentient and alive but remains unable to move or escape the small boy.
jioan
player, 5846 posts
Tue 7 Jul 2015 at 15:11
msg #390
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Pixar's Pants
A boy learns to play tennis to be the best but is only truly talented at lobbing tennis balls at precise and ingeniously chosen locations to defeat his opponents. This gets him recruited by the military where he directs missiles and missile defense systems to win World War 3.
FourLegged
GM, 41538 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sun 27 Dec 2015 at 08:18
msg #391
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Adam Sandler in 'Ball Boy'
In 1933, three hobos in a packing crate get launched into space.
Nyoze
player, 221 posts
Tue 12 Jan 2016 at 04:27
msg #392
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Hobos on Holiday
A public parking spot gets haunted, and everyone who parks there ends up having an accident.
ChupaBob
player, 193 posts
Tue 12 Jan 2016 at 10:05
msg #393
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Space Ghost: Coast to Curb
In world where superheroes are destroying cities to fight each other and generally being jackasses, a secret society recruits the most brilliant men and women on the planet to occupy these superheroes by playing the roles of their arch enemies.
FourLegged
GM, 41890 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 21 Oct 2017 at 19:50
msg #394
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Legion of Distraction : Waving the Shiny Keys
Post-apocalyptic romcom
Grant
GM, 7368 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sat 21 Oct 2017 at 20:25
msg #395
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Love at first... bite?
Zombies... in space!
Qyv
player, 607 posts
Thu 30 Nov 2017 at 18:31
msg #396
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
The X Parasite: A Study on Bryyo
Three Men. Two Hammers. And a Drill.
Heath
GM, 18278 posts
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Sun 3 Dec 2017 at 19:26
msg #397
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This Is Not A Drill, But It Is Hammer Time!
A letter opener falls through a time portal to caveman times and is worshipped as a god.
ChupaBob
player, 294 posts
Sun 31 Dec 2017 at 08:52
msg #398
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Amazing Pointy Stick Clan
A mashup of Scooby Doo with Attack on Titan
Qyv
player, 611 posts
Fri 26 Jan 2018 at 01:41
msg #399
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Scooby Doo and the Human Eating Titans
Star Wars. The way the fan's wish it happened.
ChupaBob
player, 300 posts
Fri 26 Jan 2018 at 08:37
msg #400
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Choose Your Own Adventure: Star Wars
From Pixar, the romantic comedy about an anthropomorphic pooper scooper and used snot rag.
Froggychum
player, 23 posts
Wed 31 Jan 2018 at 13:52
msg #401
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Trash Story
A mockumentary based on ASWOT
FourLegged
GM, 41902 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Thu 1 Feb 2018 at 03:15
msg #402
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
The Bored and the Lifeless
Soylent Green is Eucalyptus!
Froggychum
player, 26 posts
Thu 1 Feb 2018 at 16:15
msg #403
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Silent Green (eucalyptus don't talk)
meta af
ChupaBob
player, 305 posts
Fri 2 Feb 2018 at 06:35
msg #404
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good, the Kevin Smith autobiography: the comic: the movie adaptation: the director's cut
A rock and roll musical adaptation of the classic, Dante's Inferno. This message was last edited by the player at 06:36, Fri 02 Feb 2018.
Froggychum
player, 27 posts
Fri 2 Feb 2018 at 16:05
msg #405
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Hell Rock Live!
*couldn't think of a great name, but i am very much enjoying reading this on wikipedia :3*
all your favorite celebrities get together for a FFA battle royale in this amazing thriller action movie
flutsman
player, 5 posts
Tue 6 Feb 2018 at 20:55
msg #406
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
FARM AID FIVE: CROP ROTATION IN THE ARENA OF DEATH!
An urban comedian in a fat suit must pass as his own bedridden grandmother as he infiltrates the library where she works, which is converting from Dewey Decimal to the Library of Congress indexing system, while simultaneously taking down a meth distribution ring from the inside.
ChupaBob
player, 308 posts
Wed 7 Feb 2018 at 08:19
msg #407
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
The Jack Black True Hollywood Story
It's like The Horse Whisperer or The Dog Whisperer except he talks to sand.
Froggychum
player, 33 posts
Wed 7 Feb 2018 at 20:23
msg #408
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
The Weird Quiet Guy
a fart kills everyone?
Grant
GM, 7392 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sat 10 Feb 2018 at 12:53
msg #409
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Whoever Smelt It... Died!
Like TMNT but with some kind of mammal.
Froggychum
player, 45 posts
Sat 10 Feb 2018 at 16:21
msg #410
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Teenage Mutant Ninja Alpacas
Jake Paul VS Logan Paul
Grant
GM, 7449 posts
HOLY CRAP!!!
ITS SEAN CONNERY!!!
Sun 11 Feb 2018 at 07:46
msg #411
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Dumb vs Dumber
PewDiePie stars in his own tv show.
Froggychum
player, 102 posts
Sun 11 Feb 2018 at 15:36
msg #412
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Pew! Die! Pie!
Spongebob third movie
Tanner
player, 356 posts
Wait... you mean the
green goop isn't edible?
Sat 12 May 2018 at 20:46
msg #413
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
(Side note I believe you write a description and I provide the title, but i'll do a description for 3rd spongebob movie XD)
A sentient sponge looks for the meaning of life as his cartoon finally comes to a depressing yet satisfying ending to his long journey of being the best fry cook in the sea.
His long life dream was to eat and sell green goop to the masses, but finds out that his product is entirely inedible!!
Froggychum
player, 274 posts
Sun 13 May 2018 at 16:09
msg #414
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Legend of Tanner
a long time ago in a roleplaying board far far away.. duh duh duh duh duh! a war for a crown is going on between many users of the board, and it is bloody
Heath
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Wed 15 Apr 2020 at 07:37
msg #415
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Pretty pretty bloody princess
a cartoon surrounding the periodic table of elements, with anthropomorphizing of the elements
Froggychum
player, 838 posts
Wed 15 Apr 2020 at 16:49
msg #416
Re: Testing - Worst Loglines
Adventures of Periodica
Thousands of innocent children suddenly find themselves brought into the world of their favorite cartoons, and realize they are all awful people.
Heath
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Thu 16 Apr 2020 at 01:26
msg #417
Worst Loglines
"We are the children...of the corn...and comics."
A man talks to Nostradamus through an old radio.
Froggychum
player, 851 posts
Thu 16 Apr 2020 at 10:49
msg #418
Worst Loglines
InfoWars lol
An edgy, grimdark series which tackles real-world issues but the protagonist is an animated cupcake.
Heath
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Fri 17 Apr 2020 at 00:38
msg #419
Worst Loglines
"Icing on Top"
A children's story starring Ozzy Ozborn and Metallica.
Froggychum
player, 857 posts
Fri 17 Apr 2020 at 01:34
msg #420
Worst Loglines
Ozzy the Odd
A stupid orange cat that never dies.
Heath
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Fri 17 Apr 2020 at 02:52
msg #421
Worst Loglines
Garfield and the Magic Lasagna
The Terminator is sent back to kill Rambo so he doesn't stop the robot uprising
Froggychum
player, 862 posts
Fri 24 Apr 2020 at 00:45
msg #422
Worst Loglines
Timeline Terminator
A dark and gritty hellscape where everything is adorable and made of delicious candy!
Heath
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Fri 24 Apr 2020 at 03:23
msg #423
Worst Loglines
Candyland...From Hell!
A shark and an orca fight over who has the right to the chum
Froggychum
player, 868 posts
Thu 30 Apr 2020 at 15:54
msg #424
Worst Loglines
Fishychum: Sharks VS Orcas (written by Froggychum, sponsored by the Chumbucket)
An immortal vampire gets bored of hiding in the shadows, and decides to go on a road trip across America! Antics ensue!
Heath
GM, 18462 posts
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Tue 14 Jul 2020 at 02:51
msg #425
Worst Loglines
Too bloody bored for America.
A weasel and a ferret are entrapped in a love triangle with a porcupine.
Froggychum
player, 927 posts
Wed 15 Jul 2020 at 00:35
msg #426
Worst Loglines
Furtopia by Disney
A character played by Will Ferrell wakes up with no memories in an abandoned toy shop... Horror and comedy ensue! This message was last edited by the player at 00:38, Wed 15 July 2020.
Heath
GM, 18630 posts
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Mon 16 Nov 2020 at 02:32
msg #427
Worst Loglines
Elf 2: Playing with Memories.
A mannequin wakes up at night and begins cross dressing to confuse customers.
Froggychum
player, 999 posts
Mon 16 Nov 2020 at 12:09
msg #428
Worst Loglines
Night in the Drag Museum
God is dying, and someone must replace him. Someone nobody expects!
FourLegged
GM, 42165 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Tue 17 Nov 2020 at 04:15
msg #429
Worst Loglines
Giuliani: Eternity's Mayor
When you least expect it, nothing happens!
Heath
GM, 18634 posts
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Tue 17 Nov 2020 at 07:04
msg #430
Worst Loglines
Stuck in a Vacuum Surprise!
A man spends two hours in a sauna discussing his taxes with a rock.
Froggychum
player, 1003 posts
Tue 17 Nov 2020 at 16:43
msg #431
Worst Loglines
Cast Away 2: Steamy Boogaloo
The sequel nobody asked for...
Heath
GM, 18635 posts
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Wed 18 Nov 2020 at 02:47
msg #432
Worst Loglines
Part II: The Revenge of Part I
While traveling to the moon, a man thinks his rocket ship is a bus.
Froggychum
player, 1004 posts
Wed 18 Nov 2020 at 16:39
msg #433
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Magic School Bus: In Outer Space!
Two unwitting spies from different guilds meet together for a date, but soon they find themselves wrapped up in something much bigger! (romance and thriller)
Heath
GM, 18678 posts
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Wed 13 Jan 2021 at 23:41
msg #434
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I Spy, You Spy, We All Spy the Extra Guy.
A chicken sets out to determine once and for all which comes first: the chicken or the egg.
Froggychum
player, 1020 posts
Fri 15 Jan 2021 at 18:27
msg #435
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Chicken Little & The Tomb of The First Egg
A drug addict dies and goes to an unorthodox afterlife.
Heath
GM, 18696 posts
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Sun 17 Jan 2021 at 03:19
msg #436
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"If Heaven is High, So Am I."
A frog eats shark chum and becomes a monster.
Froggychum
player, 1031 posts
Sun 17 Jan 2021 at 21:19
msg #437
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Creepychum: The Movie
A movie released between halloween and christmas that is thematically both.
Pluckyribbons
player, 84 posts
Tue 18 May 2021 at 12:36
msg #438
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Coal Stocking.
A man and his mentally ill niece visit an eyeglass factory where dreams come true, but they’re somebody else’s dreams.
Heath
GM, 18739 posts
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Tue 18 May 2021 at 23:35
msg #439
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"I spy a dream from neither you nor I."
A sculptor is asked to sculpt a microscopic statue for a race of miniature aliens.
Froggychum
player, 1063 posts
Wed 19 May 2021 at 01:36
msg #440
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Small (1988)
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The Artisan's Manual to the Microverse
OR
In Outer Space, No One Can Hear You Paint!
A feature-length film showcasing the secret life of truck-kun
Heath
GM, 18740 posts
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Wed 19 May 2021 at 02:33
msg #441
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"Mater and Mac: Out of the Closet"
The life of a sloth shown in slow motion.
Froggychum
player, 1064 posts
Wed 19 May 2021 at 02:37
msg #442
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2400 Seconds of an Unmoving Image of An Useless Bastard
The life of a sloth who just wants to become a pop star, but has to face discrimination from all angles along the way
Heath
GM, 18743 posts
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Wed 19 May 2021 at 02:40
msg #443
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Slow Dancing the Haters Away
Dogs and cats literally fall from the sky on people in this end of the world feature
Froggychum
player, 1068 posts
Wed 19 May 2021 at 04:08
msg #444
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Doctor Strangeweather (Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Get Bombareded by Household Pets)
A cult film about a cult film (about a cult film?)
Pluckyribbons
player, 88 posts
Sat 22 May 2021 at 14:06
msg #445
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“Solo: A Solo Story.”
A douche becomes sentient.
FourLegged
GM, 42197 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Sat 22 May 2021 at 20:56
msg #446
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Tucker
When life turns into a video game, video games are life
Heath
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Sun 23 May 2021 at 01:42
msg #447
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MMORPG Is Me!
An elf maiden falls in love with a bearded female dwarf, not realizing she was female.
Froggychum
player, 1072 posts
Sun 23 May 2021 at 02:53
msg #448
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I Died And Was Reincarnated As An Elven Maiden But I Fell In Love With A Handsome Dwarf Who Turned Out To Also Be A Girl! (2021 LN)
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Watashi wa shinde Erufu no otome to shite umarekawarimashitaga, on'nanoko demoaru koto ga hanmei shita hansamuna dowāfu ni koi o shimashita! (2021 LN)
Everyone just calls it 'WaShita' for short, and if you don't know what they are talking about, they will laugh at you for being OOTL.
A man sick of awful light novel titles goes on a rampage against japanese truck drivers.
Heath
GM, 18814 posts
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Thu 9 Sep 2021 at 00:37
msg #449
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"Mad Book Samurai Am I"
A man travels the country seeking to go through every fast food drive thru in search of the worst hamburger.
Froggychum
player, 1146 posts
Thu 9 Sep 2021 at 04:26
msg #450
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BeefQuest
A love story directed by Michael Bay
Heath
GM, 18824 posts
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Thu 9 Sep 2021 at 07:38
msg #451
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Bad Boy Transformers Fall Loving at Pearl Harbor during Armageddon.
A love story directed by Tobe Hooper with his most iconic bad guy.
Froggychum
player, 1155 posts
Fri 10 Sep 2021 at 09:58
msg #452
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I Love You To Pieces
Monty python's take on the last couple years
Froggychum
player, 1182 posts
Mon 18 Oct 2021 at 10:54
msg #453
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Okay... how about:
Romeo and Juliette but set in 1950s America between two Italian Mafia families.
Heath
GM, 18870 posts
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Tue 19 Oct 2021 at 00:40
msg #454
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Monty Python's Dying Covid Circus
West Side Story: F'get about it.
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A child with insomnia never gets visited by Santa.
RabbitBall
player, 11 posts
Thu 4 Nov 2021 at 02:18
msg #455
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He Knows That You're Awake
A town has turned evil, except for one innkeeper who helps strangers pass through unmolested but gets caught by the rest of the townsfolk.
Froggychum
player, 1205 posts
Thu 4 Nov 2021 at 03:20
msg #456
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Hotel of the Fallen Angel
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A mad scientist accidentally becomes a giant robot and terrorizes the city
FourLegged
GM, 42217 posts
Quadruped Phascolarctos
Cinereus Unsquisheus
Thu 4 Nov 2021 at 03:29
msg #457
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Doctor Jekyll and Mr. MechaKaiju
A man is snatched from 1830's London is dropped into 1830's London, less than one hour later. He is unharmed and nothing is missing, but... he has been moved one neighborhood to the East of where he was This message was last edited by the GM at 03:29, Thu 04 Nov 2021.
Froggychum
player, 1207 posts
Thu 4 Nov 2021 at 05:54
msg #458
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Jack the Dimensional Ripper
A superhero cinematic universe but everyone has toilet humor powers
Amandi
player, 10 posts
Sun 26 Dec 2021 at 22:39
msg #459
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The Adventures of Captain Poopypants and the Potty League
A world trying to survive after the prophesied sheepherder savior gets beheaded for "falling" into the palace's gardens.
Froggychum
player, 1336 posts
Sun 26 Dec 2021 at 23:42
msg #460
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The Ra-ah-ah-ah-apture
A man rises from his grave, only to find out that everyone else in the world has died.
Amandi
player, 32 posts
Sun 26 Dec 2021 at 23:44
msg #461
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Peaceful Arrisings.
4 people sit around litterally watching grass grow.
Froggychum
player, 1357 posts
Mon 27 Dec 2021 at 16:25
msg #462
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Monty Python: Into The Wild Green Yonder
Four people get put into a Death Battle but they are all really good friends who haven't seen one another in a long time.
RabbitBall
player, 107 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Mon 27 Dec 2021 at 21:40
msg #463
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Frenemies.
A group starts a national rebellion using plastic cutlery as their identifying symbol.
Froggychum
player, 1389 posts
Mon 27 Dec 2021 at 21:46
msg #464
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Rise of Gluttons
A meteorite the size of the moon lands on Earth, but instead of wiping out humans it causes them to develop supernatural powers!
RabbitBall
player, 201 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Fri 7 Jan 2022 at 17:48
msg #465
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Ultimate Spider-Moon
A man turns into a cat to warn catkind of an impending disaster
Froggychum
player, 1524 posts
Fri 7 Jan 2022 at 17:56
msg #466
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The Garfield Movie 2: John the Cat
A movie director gets stuck in his newest film, and must find a way to survive and escape!
RabbitBall
player, 277 posts
Invertebrate Punster
Spinelessly can't resist
Tue 18 Jan 2022 at 04:05
msg #467
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The Write Stuff
Five time travelers become friends but meet up in the wrong order. They are forbidden from revealing what they know about the others' futures.
Froggychum
player, 1616 posts
Tue 18 Jan 2022 at 23:56
msg #468
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This is Somewhere Around The Middle (feat. Five Stoner Comedians)
