Double Dark

Joe gets mugged and then turns into a tree

Who stole my bark?

A dog chases a car and gets its snout stuck in the exhaust.

Irony plays fetch

A little girl playing jump rope grows old within long tiring and emptying years, one day she hangs herself with the rope she used to jump with so happily

Hop, Skip, and a Death

A traveller meets an emu, who transports him to another world.

Creepy a** Looking glass

A mother learns to fly, A crow learns to dance, they fall in love, they fall out of the nest

Icarus in Love

A math teacher meets an english teacher, they marry and have a kid that wants to teach musical theater.

Institutional

A retired marine must learn to dance when he is recruited by the Bolshoi ballet.

Soldiers' Tango

A marionette whose master died, and strings were cut, she puts on magickal red shoes that allow her freedom to go live on her own, but only if she does terrible deeds at dusk

No Strings Attached

Three anthropomorphic bears go out into the woods. When they return to their home they find that their house has been broken into by an arian home invader who is still lurking somewhere within.

Something Fair and Not A Bear in the Lair

A girl roleplays a conversation between her right and left index fingers.

Tony and Tina's Shining

At a San Diego comic book convention, lives are changed when three male conventioneers accidentally stumble into a woman's restroom.

(I'd be happy if this thread went the way of despyzer.)

Spandex Reloaded

A penut is found on the ground and gets eaten by a dog, who then beomes a weredog.

Peanuts' moon

A child has been waiting for his mother to come home so that she will hug him, instead she gives him a toy and locks herself up in her room
[Aww, but I like this thread]

Mommy Dearest, Mommy Fearest

An alien lands on earth but gets stuck in a game of scrabble with a blind old widow.

[I like this thread too.  That's why I created it. :) ]

A game of ET and Crone

A woman names her child after a mountain, twenty years later that same child bravely climbs that same treacherous mountain with her mothers' ashes

Mountains' woe

Sunflowers and daisies come to life in the most homicidal way, they claim to want to rid the earth of vermin. Only to them, the vermin is us!

Day of the Triffids 2: Sunflower Harvest of Death

Eco-Terrorists lay siege to a self-contained artificial habitat populated by several top scientists and a pair of college dropouts.

A Bad Day to be Stoned (Student Documentary)

A widow meets a Fate soon after her husband dies, and the creature gifts her the thread of somebody unrelated to her, telling her that she must weave it to find happiness. So she weaves, and weaves, crying all the while. Ignorant that the Fate she weaves is her own, and that the tears now soaking her thread have doomed her to a life full of misery.

Fate Weaves you a Wet Blanket

4 teenage friends go to the whataburger drive through but instead of paying and getting their food, they pay and then they drive off, which becomes so hilarious to them they decide to terrorize every restaurant in town with their dastardly deed.

Drive Through

A small boys Sunday trousers becomes sentient and alive but remains unable to move or escape the small boy.

Pixar's Pants

A boy learns to play tennis to be the best but is only truly talented at lobbing tennis balls at precise and ingeniously chosen locations to defeat his opponents.  This gets him recruited by the military where he directs missiles and missile defense systems to win World War 3.

Adam Sandler in 'Ball Boy'

In 1933, three hobos in a packing crate get launched into space.

Hobos on Holiday

A public parking spot gets haunted, and everyone who parks there ends up having an accident.

Space Ghost: Coast to Curb

In world where superheroes are destroying cities to fight each other and generally being jackasses, a secret society recruits the most brilliant men and women on the planet to occupy these superheroes by playing the roles of their arch enemies.

Legion of Distraction : Waving the Shiny Keys

Post-apocalyptic romcom