The Manicure Massacre

Little Rad Riding Hood manages to make it to Grandma's. Finds Granny and Wolf playing DDR.
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Little Rad Ridin' In Da Hood

The world is in danger when Keanu Reeves sits in a chair and stares blankly at the camera saying the world is going to end...oh wait.

A jewelry heist goes wrong when a wise-crackin' kangeroo makes off with the loot...dammit. Hmmm... this is harder then I thought. Alright here goes:

Global Warming has all but destroyed the world, but one man stands in its way and refuses to back down.

HELL: When the World Burns

Squirrel infiltrates manufacturing plant. Manufacturing plant goes haywire and makes a robot squirrel army.

Nuts & Bolts

Santa, Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy join forces when the Ghosts of Christmas go nuts and start killing people.

The Christmas Carol Massacre

A bunch of kids play hot potato with a time bomb across New York City.

Mashed, Baked, or Blown Up?

A robot believes it is the reincarnation of Julius Caesar and wants to get revenge on Brutus, spending its entire existence searching for the long dead conspirator.

Julius Caesar 2: The Robot


A man get into a wrestling match with an alligator and loses. But there is no alligator.

Shadow Wrestling Imaginary Amphibians

A day in the life of a tapeworm is examined in five acts.

The Inch Show: It barely Inches Along (Also the most boring show ever.)

A survey crew for the American Firefighters Association finds water in the least likely of places, under the dry sands the Sahara Desert. They work out plans to send it to the American West, where the largest Wild Fire on Record is taking place.

((This can so become true right now. The fire, not the water.))

That Quenching Feeling

A cowboy begins a crusade to rid arizona of leapords, snowmen, and Busses full of Nuns through nosepicking contests.

Dustbowl Picker

A man recently made homeless becomes friends with a talking rat and together they take wall street by storm.

Of Mice and Money

Guests check into a run down motel where they slowly turn into Giant sized vermin as the sleep.

Anyone who thinks this thread should graduate from Testing to full normal thread status, please go vote in the Suggestions thread.

That's a terrible title.

Metamorphosis II - Kafka's Revenge

A married couple of blind, mute tap dancers (with exceptional hearing) from Kentucky become separated in New York City after a failed joint Broadway audition, and must now listen to every pair of feet in the five boroughs in order to find each other again.

Thread is no longer Testing.

In reply to powerisall (msg #84):

The blind always have exceptional hearing. The brain takes the unused portion that normally would be used for sight and and splits it up amongst the other four senses, so a person with only four senses, senses things with those four a whole lot better than a person with all 5 senses could. It's a sort of specialization the brain does to make up for it's lack of generality, which we with all five senses have. Now...

The Music of the Streets: A Blind Tap-Dancer's Love Story

(Sounds Tearful)

A man is accused of stealing his companies bank account. Now, he must prove his innocence by stealing it back from the real perpetrators, with the help of a monkey, a dog, a parakeet, and their booky¹ female owner.

1 - Couldn't think of the right word for someone who is a major klutz and likes to keep her nose in a book all the time.

Herold's Company Heist

Flying over New York an aviator hero finds himself pursued by the Air Mafia in a vicious dogfight in the air and in the stuffy altitudes of love.

Love in a Dog Fight


A friendly gnome is found to be a serious drug addict who has killed numerous other gnomes in the human city of NYC.

Shortcomings

A kid gets into a bet where he has to miss as much school as possible without getting expelled.

Delinquency

A family of space-faring rodents gets stuck in the orbit of a black hole. They realize they must try to escape, but here in lies the problem... the black hole is made of cheese.

Holy Blue Cheese, Ratman!

A book comes to life, seeking revenge on the author who wrote such a terrible story inside its pages.

THE END

A nerd gets sent to school with nothing but juvenile delinquents.  Hey has to not get killed while still passing his classes.

In reply to Heath (msg #91):

You obviously didn't get it. Oh well.

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GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

A farmer finds a diamond when he plows his field but gets it stolen by ninja ants, A mutated rat mafia takes over NYC and holds little joey for ransom, and Jason Alexander plays the voice of Annie in this hilarious animated adventure where the kids have to stop the planet Earth from going berserk.

The Subtle Knife

Adolf Hitler and Jerry Garcia join forces to combat an invasion of landsharks.