one word. lol.

Here's what makes me go hmmm.  The fact that my place of employment always "upgrades" to development tools that are worse than what we had before.  Soon we'll be chiselling computer code on stone slabs.

On the other hand, THAT would be a serious waste of time, so perhaps they're on to something.
This message was last edited by the player at 17:11, Tue 23 Feb 2010.

I don't consider ASWoT to be a waste of time ... wow, i think i broke it.

Why do we call it a pair of jeans or a pair of pants? It's one piece of clothing!

And why do we wear boxers/briefs/panties? I'm pretty sure I'm only wearing one pair... (not panties though... ew.)

Llamas have utters. Hmm ... i've never had Llama milk with my cerial. Where does all the Llama milk go?

What do you call the man who creates the God Game?

4chan and its rules of the internet ... like rule 34, for example (Which i can disprove). They dont have 'Man on Man o' War' porn. That would just be painful

If practice makes perfect, then how do you explain taxi drivers?

Iced-T.




Its like i'm having double vision, only not really.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

I successfully shaved with a blunt razor.

In reply to ChaosLord (msg #25):

and THATS why i have the Save-A-Blade^TM, it repairs and de-knicks all of your dull razor blades! This machine will save you a fortune. It uses its patented, eversharp leather technology to sharpen razors the old fashion way! to get a fresh, clean shave, you have to get Save-A-Blade!

(Brought to you by the Snotburger & Sons Pitchman Co. Rippin' Spines since 1987)
This message was last edited by the GM at 17:30, Thu 04 Mar 2010.

The airport is a port that's actually on the ground.

Life insurance only covers you when you are dead.

Snot just got himself kicked out of a game here through the use of the most egregious use of improper grammar and spelling ever.

The on/off button on my xbox does not work.

How does Microsoft make money off of the Xbox when the warranty lasts for 2 years, and the Xbox lasts for >1? One Xbox lasts for ever considering you just send it back to bill gates and he throws another one at you!

Today I passed a used car lot with a sign that said "Used Car Sale This Weekend," and I thought, "It's a used car lot; doesn't it sell used cars every weekend?"

And thats why any idiot can be an advertisement agent :D

Why call it the Internet? Is it supposed to catch something?

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."

Guess who said that.

Lindsay Lohan has monopolized the name "Lindsay".  Authorization is needed if anyone wants to use the name for any purpose.
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/lind...kaholic-parody/37130

Mr. Rogers?

Will you be my neighbor, snot?