If God finally decided to take the devil to court to settle their differences, where would God find a lawyer?

Assuming that God finally decided to take the devil to court to settle their differences, could the devil defend himself by saying, "God made me do it."?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me...

...unless those words are hewn from stone or carved from wood and hurled at me with great velocity.

I have to wonder why democrats rejected a proposed republican amendment to the health care bill that would bar using federal funds for sex offenders to purchase Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs...

Because any amendment would kick the reconciliation bill back to the House for a "final" vote.  Also, a bill that changes how prescription drugs are handled would, under budget rules, likely require that 60 Senators ok the reconciliation bill instead of only 50.  Thus, if the Democrats were to say, "Yeah, giving Viagra to sex offenders who are in jail is a bad idea, let's not do it anymore," then the health bill itself would likely fail.  It's kind of a tough spot that they're in, but then that's the kind of thing that happens when you try to cram something this massive through without letting it sit around for a number of months while really discussing it.

Personally, I hope it doesn't pass.  Small businsses provide over 50% of the jobs in American and this would really increase the cost for a small business to do business -- we really don't need that in this economy.

Ok, thing that makes you go hmmm...

Cat urine fluoresces under a blacklight.  So does blood when mixed with luminol.  So cats are sort of urinating blood?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1915521

demonic possession?

My comment was mostly a rhetorical question to point out the idiocracy that is our Congress.

Yeah, I just like to ramble.

If ramblers ramble and tumblers tumble and wranglers wrangle then why don't jewelers jewel?

http://naturalscience.com/ns/a...es/01-04/ns_hll.html

I swear officer, I didn't do it.  It was some human!

The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly against the lawmakers...

(...and you were wondering why Congress exempted itself from the health care laws.)

Rather than an alarm system, you should put a bathroom scale under the window in your bathroom; then, when a burglar tries to enter, he will give himself a weigh.

bah ha!  Punny!

regarding peter pan...

to get to neverland, the directions are supposedly simple...

second star to the right and straight on till morning...

wouldnt that all depend on your location, directional orientation, and time of year?

Not to mention your speed of travel.  If I go 5 mph, am I still going to get there in the morning?

speed of travel is irrelavent if your trajectory is incorrect...

Not entirely. If you went at 4000 miles a second, you could go anywhere in a short amount of time if you were traveling with the right degree of change. Like a pendulum, if it swings freely, eventually it will hit all 360 degrees of the circle. Same concept, just speedier and less metallic.

Depending on how large you are.  Gravity may play an impact for celestial bodies or orbits.

Speed of travel is irrelavent if you have nowhere to go.

Having nowhere to go is irrelevant if you have enough speed.

Getting there is only half of the fun.

Is the other half of the fun leaving there?

That'll cost you extra.

Will you take wooden nickels made from Eucalyptus trees?

I would take eucalyptus as often as someone would take chocolate coins and for much the same reason.

how about eucalyptus enhanced gelt?