(67 - I must really like brains, zombie x2)

Taz walks around blissfully, enjoying her meal of a Spectre's brain matter ferally as she watched the birds flutter around in the sky. Maybe it was because the zombie virus was attacking her brain and the rise in dopamine that was making her feel this way?

(56)

I am a human!  Perhaps the last human left.

Heath dodges and rolls but is still bit...barely...turning into a zombie.


09:21, Today: Heath rolled 57 using 1d100.

(27)
Jioan begins running away from the newly turned Heath and escapes although he doesn't know how long he can keep this up.

(54)

Believing the thread to be safely dead, FourLegged wanders in only to be bittenand turned by the long passed Raz.

21:21, Today: Tanner rolled 60 using 1d100.  Am I a zombie?

Finally resurrecting from years of pure, unadulterated slumber a zombie pulls Tanners corpse from the ground and begins to turn him in to a zombie through horrible unspeakable methods. He was given a job and told to pay bills and taxes...

DUN DUN!

15:33, Today: Heath rolled 17 using 1d100.

Heath escapes the clutches of Zombie Tanner, parquors up a wall and ziplines down a telephone wire into a window.  He remains human.

20:30, Today: praguepride rolled 28 using 1d100.  zombie.

pp tries to do the same kickass parkour but fails and falls before being eaten by zombies

16:51, Today: Tanner rolled 69 using 1d100 ((69)).

Tanner stares aimlessly in a pond of zombie koi fish circling, and swirling endlessly around each other. His zombie coworker patted him on the back...

HRRGHGGHHHHEEEEEEHHHHGGHGHGHHHHAAAAA

To which Tanner responds,

GGGRRRRRAADDDHAGHHHHAAAAAAGGHHHRRRRR

They both shed a heartfelt tear, and laugh their zombie laughs in to their zombie offices.

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Oh...yeah...inappropriate joke inserted here.

12:55, Today: Froggychum rolled 17 using 1d100.  zombie apocalypse game.

Froggychum needs food! He has been hiding in his house for moments, and it is all gone, so damn hungry

he brings with him a kitchen knife and runs down to the grocery store! There is no food left, it was all looted!

Oh no!

Wait a moment, there is one aisle left, but... it's

*shivers*

Hot pockets...

Froggychum has no choice, with hot tears streaming down his face, he cucks a box of hot pockets, and finna wokes a microwave from the manager's room.. damn you nofrills! damn you!

Froggo heads back home with his disgusting demon packets

This was a fun one when it started and we had a lot of paricipation. Anyone interested in reviving it?

I'd be up for that.

Here are the rules again (copied from Post #1):

Here's how to play:

STEP 1: A "Round" goes until someone has rolled a "00" or a "01."  All rolls are made on a d100.  At the beginning of a Round, the roll is set at 50.

STEP 2: Start the game or round as human.  (Don't worry, that won't last long.)  Roll d100.

STEP 3:
If you roll a 100 or a 01, the round ends.  (See below.)

If you roll less than the person above you, then you are human.  (You either stay human and escape the zombies, or, if a zombie, you have been killed or received a cure and now post as a human.)

If you roll higher than the person above you, then you are a zombie.  (Either you remain a zombie or you have become infected and become a zombie.)

If you tie the person above you, then it's your choice.

STEP 4:
In your post, copy and paste your roll and then ADD A FUN NARRATIVE WITH THE RESULT BEING THE RESULT FROM YOUR ROLL (zombie or human).

(This can create a running narrative or community storytelling with the group of humans helping each other out, and zombies collaborating with grunts or whatever, or it can be an independent post.)

STEP 5(optional):
Include how many rolls you have made and been able to remain human or zombie.  The person with the highest amount of rolls without changing (minimum of 3) is Governor of the humans or King of the zombies.  YOU MUST ANNOUNCE THAT YOU HAVE BECOME GOVERNOR OR KING since this is an optional rule, and you must from then on post your streak number (the number of rolls that you have remained human or zombie).

Overthrow the rule of the person before you by having a longer streak of being a zombie or human.

Counter resets to 50:

10:14, Today: Heath rolled 15 using 1d100.

Heath sees the zombies multiplying and holes up the house--kind of like he's doing now in real life--

Staying human for now, he begins humming, "Staying Alive," ... "Ah, ah, ah, ah...staying alive, staying alive..."

06:34, Today: Froggychum rolled 36 using 1d100.  zombie apocalypse game. electric boogaloo.

Froggychum was out and about with his pscyhologist practicing agoraphobia exposure therapy, his first appointment he hadn't found an excuse to cancel in months...

Then, suddenly, from the pandemic-filled air, a new type of diseased person attacked! It was a zombie, immediately recognizable at first sight because it was a shambling corpse! Wait a minute... Froggychum knew this corpse! This was the person who killed Epstein, (ow it bit me) whose name is---

'NYUGH, UGH RAA GARGLEGOOK' I say

( Translation: Wow, that's some fast-acting zombosis! )

Heath gets distracted eating popcorn and watching Froggychum's transformation. So much so that he doesn't see the zombie come up behind him, trip to the ground, and bite him on the ankle.

09:33, Today: Heath rolled 57 using 1d100.

Heath's zombification is quick and relatively painful...ZOMBIE time.

21:34, Today: Froggychum rolled 73 using 1d100.  zombones bruh.

Zombie-Froggychum wanders his way through his home province of Ontario, eventually making his way to Toronto, where he decides to go BIGGER

Zombie-Froggychum travels, unseen, but definitely smelt, all the way to NYC... He has some trouble with border control, but he now has immunity to bullets.

Eventually he makes it to time square, but people have already evacuated for his arrival.

he says, "Ugh booguyugh kraark!" (Translation: It's boogie time!) and dances really epic... a couple people join him and then are turned muahahaha

The Parade of the Dancing Zombies begins in NYC!

Zombified Heath finds a vial of what looks like brain juice and drinks it down. It is actually the antidote, and he finds himself cured and back to human.

04:22, Today: Heath rolled 11 using 1d100.

ZOMBIE STREAK: 3

10:29, Today: Froggychum rolled 51 using 1d100.  zom time.

Zombie-Froggychum's dancingfest in NYC Times Square had attracted so much attention, that nearly half the population of the once-metropolis had fallen to the plague, brought on by a canadian frog-kid hisself

Now, in the midst of the LOVELY CHAOS, zombie-froggychum made an announcement:

"For I am the oldest undead present, I declare myself....

KING OF THE ZOMBIES!"

the eruption of nonliving applause was enough to terrify even those with an iron will, and the following rave was enough to coerce even the scarediest cats to join the new wave of ex-humanity!

There, noticably, wasn't any k-pop. because it sux.

Curious, Heath goes outside to hear Froggychum's announcement, only to be promptly bit by a zombie...

11:07, Today: Heath rolled 65 using 1d100.

His final words (as a human) are, "Oh, no, not again."

20:48, Today: Froggychum rolled 42 using 1d100.  i must remain the lord of the undead!

Unfortunately, as Froggychum was leading the Apocalypse Rave in Times Square, a well-meaning but incredibly annoying missionary kidnapped him and forced him to consume the cure to Zombosis, causing him to return to humanity.

He was very displeased and made quick work of his 'savior'... He seeks to return to his position of power, but finds that he has been flown all the way over to the Saharan Desert where a base of survivors lives. He must escape the compound!

--Also 42 is a cool number--

12:24, Today: Heath rolled 66 using 1d100.

Heath had captured the zombie king and made the missionaries cure him and fly him to the Sahara, but what he hadn't counted on was Froggy biting him in the process. He runs away into the crowd of zombies, becoming one of them.

12:07, Today: Froggychum rolled 21 using 1d100.  zombie check.

Poor little froggychum was stuck in this disgustingly alive human body. He just wanted to return to his throne as the Lord of Death-Parties... Perhaps that world would never return to his grasp. He may be stuck like this... forever.

Alas, it was futile to hope. For now he had to keep his mind busy, and what better way to do that then mindless killing of innocent doctors. Froggychum used to believe in vaccinations, but this 'Zombie Cure' had caused him nothing but pain. He was pretty strong as a zombie, but he hadn't been weak before he had been turned either. You see, Froggychum had the power of {REDACTED}!

Soon, he would escape the compound, and when he did, hopefully there would be some walking corpses waiting to spread their filthy disease to him. If they did, he would reward them heavily in electronic music, before he would depart back to The Americas.

11:45, Today: Heath rolled 53 using 1d100.

Heath remains a zombie but has his eyes set on the compound where Froggychum is held. Revenge is on his mind, and it is best served cold...with a side of brains.

It had taken him two and a half months, but Froggychum had locked himself in his Saharan compound, subsisting solely off of the rations that existed there.

He had spent that time using the power of {REDACTED} to both reverse engineer the vaccine into an un-vaccine (read: Bioweapon) as well as somehow managing to barely slip by with preventing the outside world from learning of his meddling.

And at last, the time had come... He had finished his Unvaccine! Now, he could return to his rightful position of Zombie Dance-King! It wouldn't take long for his new superhuman body to make it's way back to New York, and once he was there it would take even less time to hunt down and assassinate any potential usurpers who had stolen his eldritch title!

For the first time in months, he opened the door to the outside world, and took a step out...