Don't pretend you don't understand.

Understand? Nope, I think you worded it poorly

Poorly written is poorly thought. My bad

bad writing is the bane of the sane...    wait since when was I sane?

Sane doesn't live here anymore.  It was tossed in the Seine.

Seine were cast first for fish, now they are cast for people with good grammar

Grammar nazis' have eyes and ears everywhere

Everywhere but here.

Here could be a good place to start the new grammar nazi base of operations >.>

Operations of the GN should be kept quite secret.

Secret things are what cause problems between the people.  If every secret was open then the NSA would never even be needed.

Needed is such a strong word.  But the existence of secrets is not evil.  Rather, evil people create a need for secrets.  If all people were perfect all the time, there would be no need for secrets.

secrets do cause a drift in relationships though, they may not be evil, but those secrets that are made are frequently for all the wrong reasons.  That or fear, fear is a big quality in the existence of secrets.

Secrets should never be necessary between friends and loved ones.

ones whom you considered loved, or even friends would probably hold your secrets against you.  I have personal experience with that one :p

One more thing to guard against.

against what are we guarding?

Guarding against keeping inappropriate secrets.

secrets still, ah, I thought you may be changing that of our subject

Subject to approval by you, I will stay on the topic of secrets.

Secrets aren't really the topic now, I already changed it by talking about misunderstanding your topic.

Topic, topic, can we just talk about something?

Something is always being talked about.  Most recently that something was secrets.

Secrets are supposed to be kept so why do you all speak about them?

Them? Them? Who's them?