Them is the secrets people apparently have been telling while I've been away.

Away is a good place to go, especially if you're hoarding secrets.

Secrets should be kept not shared. It's against the law.

Law is important.

important things are the ones that should be focused on.

On the other hand, unimportant things tend to be more fun.

Fun is another one of those things that is in the eye of the beholder.

Beholder, though a fearsome in RPGs, is not terribly relevant in this conversation.

Conversation topics can change sometimes...   no honestly, they really can.

Can we possibly change the conversation to include eucalyptus?

Eucalyptus is not suitable for polite company.  Let's stick with secrets.

secrets regarding eucalyptus, I think that would be FourLegged's field of knowledge.

knowledge is something I seek to make me wiser or stronger

Stronger bonds of friendship make stronger hearts in men

men are strange and infuriating

Infuriating is most certainly one word for it.

it can refer to anything

Anything is so ambiguous

ambiguous is a word my eyes dislike

Dislike should be a button on Facebook just as much as like.

like is a mild form of my opinion of chocolate

Chocolate is something I currently CRAVE

Eventually you will get chocolate

Chocolate is something I got, besides that, you will now be tarred and feathered for your mistake, rawwwr! Not really, but pay attention to the headers' sweets, and don't worry, it took me awhile to get used to it too

Too much reading