Of course Mr. Moneybags Grant is running the market. I wish I had 7,000 wots...

Be glad it's me and not FL... ;)

rekt

Anyone selling a pocket army? I lost mine to Kagura’s time vortex :(

I hereby purchase one torch for 1 wot.  Long live the revolution!
This message was last edited by the player at 23:05, Thu 22 Feb 2018.

i've been gone for like a month and made 1 wot in revenue. wow.
that
is

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more than i expected! Viva la revolution (if it means economic growth)!

So...are the items transferable between games?

YES

PERFECTION!!!

Would you please add, "Tanner's Patented Green Goop" for 1 WOT :)

I will buy 5 please

pls add the following to the market
Nuggies - 2 WOT / half dozen
Fingies - 2 WOT / half dozen
Tendies - 2 WOT / half dozen

pls add the following to the market
McNuggies - 3 WOT / dozen
McFingies - 3 WOT / dozen
McTendies - 3 WOT / dozen



:RP BECAUSE I CAN:

Wow, that felt so good to let go of all that chicken

hey.. is that a flea, in a flea market?
wow it's huge...

hey little buddy... Aw, yer a big fella, at least 80 lbs, lets get you to 120 lbs and breed you eh? I'll call u Fluffy

~

pls add Purebred Fleas (120 lbs) to the market fam for 25 WOT
This message was last edited by the player at 19:33, Sat 12 May 2018.

Still awaiting an update...

get on it grant

FourLegged, oblivious to the thought bubble over his head:

"Hmmm... if I play my cards right in this revamped flea market, I could someday be worth tens of thousands of WOTs!"

There, a Merry Christmas update.

Ya dirty mammals.

What should I save up for?  As of now, I have 1 torch and one WOT.
This message had punctuation tweaked by the player at 05:53, Mon 11 Mar 2019.

If you use your torch correctly and were willing to lose the WOT, you could briefly have two torches, (until the WOT burned out)

I am willing to give FREE WOTS to anyone who posts in favor of reviving this thread?

Can I set up a little stall in this market? I would like to sell some Fool's items.

[Wot count: 1
Items acquired: none]

Please do! I have been wandering this barren bazaar alone for too long!

Here, as a bribe humble donation, take these:

TRANSFER 25 WOTS to The Fool on the Hill

Wow!
Here are my humble items... all painstakingly hand made;


[Wot count: 27
Items acquired: none]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and animals of all ages! I hereby bring forth a new item for sale in this market. But first, let me tell you about Mrs. Jennifer Waltham, a homemaker from East Allis, and her husband Ben.

Ben and Jennifer were traveling in their Hyundai to the local Wall Mart to purchase a new wall for their townhouse when an animal crossed in front of them. Ben was unable to avoid the animal and hit it. He stopped and went back to see what it was. To his surprise, he found a squashed rabbit, a wicker basket, and colored eggs.

Jennifer asked, "What was that?"

Ben says, "I think I killed the Easter Bunny!"

"Hold on!" Jennifer grabbed a spray can out of her purse and emptied it onto the rabbit. It hopped up, gathered the eggs into the basket, and waved at them. It then grabbed the basket, took a few hops, turned back and waved again. This repeated until the rabbit was out of sight.

And what was this miracle product? The very thing you can have right here, right now:

|Hare Spray|25 WOTs|Restores lifeless hare and adds permanent wave|

"O MERCY O MERCY!! Gather around gather around! This humble and honest salesman has only one request of ye poor masses!

Be wary of the filthy lies of this Hare Spray salesman! He sells you lies in a bottle!

The devil is the manufacturer of his wicked products! That fuzzball won't tell you the REAL reason they call it Hare Spray!

That's right! That demonic tonic is no herbal remedy, like this charlatan would have you believe!

Certainly not! It is made by the clubbing of rabbits! And not just any rabbits! That's right! This devilish fraud only clubs the rabbits that are loved by your very own children!

But fear not! Together, we can place a stitch into his heinous tongue!

All you have to do is buy my Premium Snake Oil! Only 24 WOTS! Far less than that miserly conman would shaft you for!

I tell no lies, or my name isn't Billy-Bob "Honest-as-God" Johns!"

says Saul Smith, a man whose surname is not and has never been Johns, after becoming envious of the success of his neighbor.

Dude, if this product were made from clubbing rabbits, I would have nothing to do with it. I would not subject my relatives to such abuse.

That's what all abusers say...

Put him away boys!

You'll be in the slammer for a loooooong time

I'll go anywhere if I can take my hare spray with me. If I die, I want to have a can sprayed on me as soon as my body is noticed.