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Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Posted by GM Computer HeathFor group 0
GM Computer Heath
GM, 203 posts
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 20:24
  • msg #43

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!


"Spammers!  Mr. Bubbles says take me off your list!"  It immediately spots Dexter retreating and raises its weapons.

Your film crew also scatters in panic.  The robot does not seem to be interested in them.

You realize that, because your name is on the list being circulated, you are indirectly "Spammers" yourselves, and thus targeted by the robot, whereas the only non-Troubleshooter being targeted is Marco.

And Marco is standing pale and stiff, his mouth hanging open.

The robot fires a first blast at Dexter...but misses.  Part of the wall near Dexter explodes into fragments and powder.
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 72 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Mon 7 Jul 2008
at 22:41
  • msg #44

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Dexter continues to run for his life.
This message was last edited by the player at 23:46, Wed 09 July 2008.
Ginger-R-UYT-1
player, 41 posts
CPU Team Leader
Clearance RED
Wed 9 Jul 2008
at 23:41
  • msg #45

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Ginger points her laser at the warscrubber and fires while looking for cover.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 64 posts
R&D Happiness Officer
Clearance RED
Thu 10 Jul 2008
at 03:50
  • msg #46

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Moving slowly, CL puts his hands over his head, and asks the computer for the best, "Glorious computer, I fought for you against Betas and worse, now in my time of *squeak* need, use your helpfulness to save me, because, the computer is my friend."
GM Computer Heath
GM, 205 posts
Thu 10 Jul 2008
at 19:20
  • msg #47

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

The Computer responds to CL, not in any hurry:  "Troubleshooter, why are you in the R&D department?"

Ginger hits the robot, putting a small hole into its bulky frame.

The Warscrubber fires at Dexter, hitting him in the arm and Wounding him.

Over the intercom, you hear the receptionist say:  "Did someone order a couple of dozen scrubots?  Because..."  There is a clunking sound, then some gunfire from the front part of the lab (the area to which Dexter is retreating).  Then there is a horrible, agonized yell.  Moments later, you hear a dozen bots out in the reception area, all talking over each other:  "Mister Bubbles says--Bubbles says take me off---me off your list!"

The Display Hall out front is filling up with enraged scrubots.  You watch as they begin "dismantling" the reality show crew.  It is a bloody mess.

Luckily, there is a halfway sturdy oak door between the reception area and the workshop where the warscrubber is.  That is, if you want to lock yourself in with the warscrubber until the scrubots inevitably break through.
Ginger-R-UYT-1
player, 42 posts
CPU Team Leader
Clearance RED
Mon 14 Jul 2008
at 18:40
  • msg #48

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Ginger says, in a panic, "As team leader, I say...RUN!"  She runs toward the reactor room, but not before quickly closing and locking the oak door.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 207 posts
Tue 15 Jul 2008
at 20:12
  • msg #49

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Ginger begins running toward the door.  Since she is team leader, you all follow.

There are large radiation warning icons on the doors in.  The reactor is in good shape and perfectly safe...right?

The exits of this room are to the storage room to the north and back to the workshop room you came in.

For the moment, the warscrubber is not firing because it is in another room.  However, you are certain it will come in here very quickly and renew the fight.  Meanwhile, the army of scrubots can be heard pounding on the door between the display hall and the workshop.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 66 posts
R&D Happiness Officer
Clearance RED
Wed 16 Jul 2008
at 15:37
  • msg #50

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

CL decides to make a game out of it and says, "NEW RULES FOR THE GAME, WHOEVER CAN STAY COMPLETELY STILL FOR THE LONGEST GETS A PRIZE!"

Then he keeps staying still.
Ginger-R-UYT-1
player, 43 posts
CPU Team Leader
Clearance RED
Wed 16 Jul 2008
at 17:15
  • msg #51

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Ginger says, "That's a good way to get yourself killed."  She runs through the door into the storage room, hoping to lead the warscrubber in circles until a better plan is determined.
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 75 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Sat 19 Jul 2008
at 15:27
  • msg #52

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Dexter tries to head out the front door as originally planned.  (Didn't follow Ginger.)
GM Computer Heath
GM, 209 posts
Mon 21 Jul 2008
at 21:28
  • msg #53

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Dexter is mobbed by scrubots, about 30 of them.  They take him down at the door and begin...scrubbing him to death.  Dexter has died.

Dexter's clone awakens.  He is groggy and stumbling out when a robot says, "In here.  Back to your mission!  This is programmed to take you to your companions."  Before he can say anything, Dexter is pushed into a tube which slides him around and pushes him with air currents, dumping him into the reactor room just in time to see...

CL has remained still.

The robot begins going after Ginger but first shoots at Vicsis.  Little Vicsis parts are blown all around the room.  (Activate clone when Vicsis returns to us.)

The warscrubber goes into the reactor room as Ginger goes into the supply room.  There are shelves of boxes all over the storage room.  There is an exit to the reactor room, and an exit to the workshop.

From out of nowhere, a small robot jumps from one of the shelves toward Ginger and yells out excitedly, "SUPPLIES!"  It holds a PDA in one hand.  "What can I get you?"
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 69 posts
R&D Happiness Officer
Clearance RED
Sun 3 Aug 2008
at 23:18
  • msg #54

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

*seeming to be the best solution he stays in the current fetal position*
Gunther-R-BOK-1
player, 25 posts
Mutation: Eats things.
Security Clearance: Red
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 16:38
  • msg #55

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

OOC: assuming I am with Ginger as per GM's previous posts.

Gunther looks desparate and write on his pad.


Then he returns his pen to his mouth sand says to Ginger-R:

"Whpos bic b goof uf oiu oour asq 4 a greaaante wet hem?"
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 78 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 16:40
  • msg #56

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Dexter takes CL's earlier advice and stays still.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 226 posts
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 17:53
  • msg #57

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

As the warscrubber finishes off the film crew, it seems to hone in on those who decided to stand still.  You start to connect that it is not movement that attracts the robot, but probably your beloved PDA's, since that is where the spam comes in, although now that it has identified you as belonging to the PDA's, you're not sure that simply giving up the devices would save you.

Plus, you recall hearing somewhere that losing, parting with, or destroying your PDA's could lead to severe punishment, up to and including summary execution.
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 79 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 18:37
  • msg #58

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Dexter looks for a place to hide.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 228 posts
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 18:45
  • msg #59

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Dexter sees many small places he could hide in, but a quick glance at the arsenol attached to the warscrubber lets him deduce that no place in the workshop is safe from a missile launch.
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 80 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Mon 4 Aug 2008
at 19:35
  • msg #60

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Off to the store-room I guess!
Vicsis-R-BCW-1
player, 48 posts
HPD&MC Recording Officer
Clearance RED
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 01:50
  • msg #61

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

A groggy and recently cloned Vicsis is shoved into the tube that will bear her down to the workshop. Vicsis 02 is not entirely happy about this turn of events, but she takes it in stride. There's no way the warscrubber would attack someone as wonderful as she, right? Right? Ignoring the scrubber turned deathbot, she moves towards Marco who is hopefully still alive and standing in one spot, staring at the carnage. "Marco! This hacker guy messaged me. If you go over to the warscrubber and apologize, he'll stop it!" She gushes this information, trying her best to sound so very sincere. Hopefully Marco won't realize how dumb this plan sounds.
Peter-R-WQR-1
player, 25 posts
PLC Hygiene Officer
Clearance: RED
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 02:25
  • msg #62

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Peter is suddenly dazed; he vaguely hears beam me up Scotty! and I think she's still alive - oh, no, that did it, in the background then realizes he fell asleep. With a distinctly unintelligible yell of distress, he dives behind a box to hide from the warscrubber.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 70 posts
R&D Happiness Officer
Clearance RED
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 03:13
  • msg #63

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Knowing death is eminent CL books it to the storage room and points wildly at Dexter.
Ginger-R-UYT-1
player, 44 posts
CPU Team Leader
Clearance RED
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 16:37
  • msg #64

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

While Ginger has a moment, she begins looking through the boxes in the storeroom to see what can be found.  "Traitorous items can lurk anywhere," she explains as she takes a concerned glance back toward the warscrubber door.
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 81 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 16:48
  • msg #65

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

"Whatcha pointing at me for!?" Dexter says indignantly.
Rob-R-JBS-1
player, 17 posts
Tech Happiness Officer
Clearance RED
Tue 5 Aug 2008
at 16:54
  • msg #66

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

Though the Scrubbot of death is a terrifying sight to behold, Rob knows that something must be done, not only for good name of the Computer, but also for his team. He is the Happiness officer and this bot is making the team everything BUT happy. Thankfully he has a bit of knowledge in bot programming. He Cracks his knuckles and waits for the bot to come around again...
GM Computer Heath
GM, 229 posts
Fri 8 Aug 2008
at 17:47
  • msg #67

Re: Scene 6 - Suds Galore!

To CL's question to the Computer, the Computer responds, "Citizen, where is the fissionable material?  Why do you ask me questions about your mission that are not done through your team leader?  Ignoring protocol is treason."

Dexter runs into the storeroom.  There are many boxes in here...and Ginger.

Vicsis begins talking to Marco.  He says, "But I just sell ID's, I don't work with the hacker."  Still, something about Vicsis charms him, and he walks over to the warscrubber.  "I am sorry for the trouble we caused you, Warscrubber and Scrubots."

Peter dives behind a box in the workshop.

CL runs after Dexter, pointing at Dexter.

The warscrubber swipes a missile-empowered hand at Marco, knocking the ID selling scum from his feet and rendering him unconscious.  But the warscrubber does not seem interested in him.  It is your PDA's which attracted it.

Rob braces himself, goes behind the warscrubber, and jumps on, pulling at its access panel.
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