The transbot wends its way back out of SPD Sector and eventually deposits you at a platform bearing the sign:  "Welcome to DMM Sector Troubleshooter Central."  Another new Troubleshooter team is waiting at the platform, expecting to board once you have gotten out.  They look so shiny and optimistic!

Just beyond the platform area is a RED Clearance reception desk clerk, engrossed in something on his workstation.  When the transbot doors slide open and you step out, he glances up for just a moment, then back down...then back up, his eyes suddenly wide.  "But how...where did--How did you find me?" he shouts, leaping up and trying to make a run for it.

Just as this is happening, Rob's clone comes from where the new troubleshooters just came from and joins you again.

Gunther has no Idea who that guy is but since he is running, he is guilty of something, so he yells to the top of his lungs: "TRAITOR!!!" And draws his laser, firing at the runaway guy, He will use his advanced military training to aim for the legs however, so that the traitor may be questioned later.

Dexter runs to tackle the runner, careful to let Gunther shoot first.

Gunther hits the fleeing person in the leg.  "Ouch!" he screams as he begins hopping.  Then he is unceremoniously tackled by Dexter, and he sprawls out on the ground.

"I won't talk!" he says.  "You can't make me."  He looks really upset.

OOC: This is where skills in Interrogation and Intimidation come in handy.

"Oh you WILL talk or I'll have to resort to my military training for extracting that information from you I'll start by extracting your toes." Gunther says pulling out a military sword.

The man laughs.  "Ha, you're a traitor!  That's not an authorized weapon.  You'll be thrown to the incinerator for that."  (Bad roll for Gunther.)  "Besides, you can't prove anything.  I don't even know how you found me or got away from the scrubots."

Ginger's clone also joins the gang again!
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"That was easy for cunning Troubleshooters like ourselves, we tracked down your itinerary by recalculating the vortexes in the Spam timeouts and indexed them to a shop list of variable stores and free pay per view offers and retransmitted that back to our PDCs therefore getting back to your PDC with your location which by adding the gamma filament to the itinerary described let to... here! AND this sword is experimental R&D It was developed with carbon filaments so that it saws through a clone's bones with more ease. Now, first, I'll take out your bigger toe, that ought to help you speak and will demonstrate the functionality of this R&D device..." He says swinging the thing to show off dangerously near the traitor's foot.

Ginger grabs Gunther's hand before he can cut off the toe of their captive.  "Come on," she says with a sigh and a smile.  "Didn't you know we'd catch you?  We'll help you if you help us."  She twirls her hair and speaks sweetly.

"You are proposing to help a convicted traitor responsible for this whole mess?"

Gunther puts his sword away and draws his notepad.

He scribbles a bit and smiles, biting his pen for awhile. Then he remembers he is in the middle of an interrogation and points his sword back at the prisoner.

Ginger shakes her head.  "You've never heard of the good cop, bad cop routine?  I'm trying to extract critical information for the sake of the Computer.  You should go back to training in interrogation tactics instead of assuming everyone's a traitor.  Ah, well," she says with a sigh, "I guess that's the insecurity of our registered mutant talking."

The man watches you both, not sure what's going on but obviously knowing it's not going well for him.  "Okay, so I created the virus and conspired to murder the spammers.  Yes, I'm Don-R-PNY-4, aka Ally G8R, the Computer Phreak author of the 'Mister Bubbles' virus.  It was my masterpiece.  But if you let me go, I'll turn Comlex evidence over and you can know all about my fellow Phreaks.  And I'll give you that 100 credits I owe you for Marco's death.  Pure genius to have him fall prey to the crazed scrubots."


Not too far away, luckily and coincidentally, are signs pointing to the Infirmary, the Mess Hall...and DEBRIEFING!  And just in time.  You've caught Ally-G8R, the writer of the virus that sent the scrubots crazy, and now you've got only 5 MINUTES left in your mission.

"SHHHEH you are spoiling it!!! I was playing the Good-Cop-Even-meaner-cop which-will-turn-you-in-for-doing-this routine..." Gunther says with a sad expression on his face.

Ginger sighs.  "Well, maybe next time.  Let's get this guy to debriefing and get our promotions, or whatever accolades await!"

OOC: sorry for the double post,

"Team leader, Quick! let's drag him to the debriefling room, and Quick!"

Dexter, still holding the man on the ground, attempts to pull the captive to his feet and head to debriefing.

Gunther takes note of Dexter's valiant effort.

"Whew, that was some fun ride, wasn't it?" He says recovering his breath and making sure he doesn't puke. He then helps Dexter get the traitor to his feet.

Ginger crinkles her nose as you make your way to the debriefing room.  "All of you except CL smell like you puked on yourselves.  Too bad Peter, our hygiene officer, isn't here.  As team leader, if we weren't so late, I'd have you clean yourselves up before a debriefing.  You should take note of their reekiness and failing to take proper care of their uniforms, Gunther.  And write yourself up as well."

You walk down the debriefing hall, which is a row of eight doors.  All but the last one are closed with an "In Session" sign illuminated above them.  As you walk past the doors, you hear muffled sounds behind each one:  someone screaming through the distinct buzz of a large electrical arc, shouting voices erupting into a flurry of laser fire, evil maniacal laughter.  Finally, you reach the last door.

You push your prisoner, AllyG8R, into the room in handcuffs.  He seems very frightened but remains silent.

Inside the room is a single desk.  A haughty-looking BLUE citizen is sitting behind it, casually reading over some notes on his PDC.  Without a word, he gestures you toward the six empty chairs, arranged in two rows of three each.  You take a seat, and the BLUE citizen closes his PDC, sets it on the table, calmly knits his hands together, and asks, without prefacing his statement:

"So, where did the missing fissionables turn out to be?"

Dexter cocks an eyebrow, but says nothing.

CL lets his leader answer the question.

Gunther takes out his notepad, and looks to the team leader as if she is the one who should answer that, his pen ready.

Ginger sighs.  "As team leader, I will assign Dexter to answer that question."

Dexter's expression changes from confusion to surprise and he glances at the Team Leader.  "I'm sorry, Team Leader, I'm just the Equipment Guy.  I do not know anything about fissio-whatsits."  Dexter turns to talk to the BLUE citizen.  "From an Equipment perspective, there were a couple things of note.  First, was a dropped PDC from Gunther, our Loyalty Officer.  The PDC has been returned and Gunther has been warned to take better care in the future.  I inspected the PDC thoroughly to ensure against any commie tampering.  Second, many scrubots were encountered during our mission that had been malignantly programmed by someone who labeled themselves "Ally G8R".  The scrubbots were altered such that they would kill anyone on their email spam list.  Thanks to the loyal efforts of Gunther and myself, sitting here in detainment is Don-R-PNY-4, aka Ally G8R, self-admitted Computer Phreak author of the 'Mister Bubbles' virus.  That is all I have to report."
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The BLUE citizen glances up at the black camera in the corner of the room.

"That is the team's official answer to question one."  He pushes a button on the recording device to mark your answer to his first question.  "Question two:  Who was the supervisor who forged the transfer order in the first place?"

"Wasn't It Hans-O-HGF-3 who assigned us the mission?" Gunther asks the team leader.

Before Ginger can respond, the BLUE Citizen says, "That shall be reported as your official answer."  He hits another button and looks up at the camera again.  Then he says to you, "Which team member received the greatest amount of exposure to krypton diflouride?"

Gunther Pulls out his Geiger Counter and turns it on, then points it at his fellow troubleshooters.

Dexter is trying hard not to laugh at the situation, visible only by the slightest twitch at the right side of his mouth.

CL eyes the thing Gunther takes out and squeaks.

No one seems to answer the BLUE citizen's question.  He looks nervously to the camera and then back down to you.

Gunther is running the geiger counter over everyone, and it starts beeping hard when he runs it over Ginger.  Then he realizes that he is pointing it backwards--at himself!--since Ginger's clone obviously wasn't even present when the reactor exploded.

The BLUE citizen is tapping his fingers impatiently.  "Well," he says, his voice rising in frustration, "which team member received the greatest amount of exposure to krypton diflouride?"

"Sir we weren't cleared to know what Krypton Difluoride is, as the Team's Loyalty Officer I'd reccomend that the entire troubleshooter team and the Criminous clone we arrested to be submitted to the standard hygiene procedure for determining levels of contamination..."
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He says, "That is your official answer.  Which team member contributed most directly to the success of the mission?"

Dexter points at Rob, then Gunther.  "Since it's rude to vote for oneself, I say Rob was quite heroic, and Gunther was actively involved."

"I'd have to say Dexter-R-FCP-1, since he was quite helpful in capturing the Hacker and member of the Phreaks secret society known as ALLY-G8R, and he risked his life to rescue Marco-G, who unfortunately was eviscerated by a horde of raging Scrubbots." Gunther adds.
This message was last edited by the player at 18:46, Tue 28 Oct 2008.

He records your answer.

He clears his throat, looks up at that camera again, and says, "Has all your assigned mission equipment been returned to Outfitting?"

Dexter speaks up.  "Yes sir."
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CL is happily watching the exchange, ready to add in a song when needed.

He records Dexter's answer.

He looks one more time up at the camera in the corner and says, "Were you, at any point, contacted about finacnial projections for PLC service firm CBLK?"

"Well I wasn't.

"I was not either."

He records your answer, stands up, and leaves the room through the only other exit, marked BLUE Clearance RESTRICTED.

"Well," AllyG8R says, "looks like all of you went on the wrong mission.  They weren't trying to capture me after all."  He begins laughing.  "Time to let me go," he says.

Since AllyG8R appears to be right and your mission debriefing was not the right debriefing after all, your only other alternative would be to take him to IntSec and turn him over.

"Yep or we can smoke you up right here. But first, you will remove us from you frigging spam list." Gunther says drawing his laser pistol and "gently" holding it against ALLY-G8R's head.

"I agree, take us off the list now." he says sternly.

Ally-G8R says, "I have no control over the list."  He shrugs.  "Sorry.  Once it's in circulation, only someone at IntSec with enough motivation could get that stopped."

Ginger says, "Right.  Let's get you to IncDec then!"  Although team leader, she sighs and looks around to everyone else to see if they approve, as indecisive as ever.

"Fine with me."

"Shall we remove his legs so that he will not attempt to escape?" Gunther politely asks.

Dexter makes a face.  "Sounds kinda messy.  Maybe just shoot him in the foot."

AllyG8R suddenly stiffens.  In a robotic voice, he says, "Self destruct sequence initiated.  This biological creature will self destruct in 60 seconds.  Any attempt to manipulate or damage this biological creature will result in instant self-destruction."

He continues, completely emotionless, as if possessed, "59...58...57..."

"He's just bluffing." Gunther says taking a potshot to his good foot. (the one on the leg that wasn't shot earlier).

Ginger sees Gunther getting ready to shoot and she heads for the door, remembering what happened when their supposed mission briefing went horribly wrong.  "Run!" she says as she flees.

Dexter runs for the door.  "MAYBE SO, BUT I'M NOT RISKING IT!"

Gunther fires...and...

...the others run for the door...

...and...

AllyG8R yelps in pain, jumping up and down on one foot.  He doesn't explode.  Gunther has called his bluff.

Almost immediately, IntSec rushes in the door.  "We will take it from here," a YELLOW citizen says.  They begin to gather AllyG8R and put handcuffs on him.

IntSec takes you along to describe what happens.  They listen to your story, look at your recorders, and one of them in charge says:

"It looks like you helped the Computer, even though you utterly failed at your mission.  For capturing the Phreak, we are giving your team 100 credits each.  If you had saved Marco, we would have given you another 150, but now we have to scrape up his remains.  You have also each been given 150 credits for helping secure a deal with the arms negotiators Nancy-B and Bill-G.  The reality TV show people were all killed in the reactor explosion, so they said they're not paying for anything.  So off with you until the Computer needs your services again."


Okay, this is the official end of the mission.  It was a little difficult, given that we had some player changes, to see the entire scope of what happened.  There were tiny clues throughout that your real mission was something entirely different...those darned fissionables...but of course, that was a set up too, since there was no such mission actually written.  You were set up to fail...well, that's the Computer for you.

From here, you will need to decide whether you want to keep your same character for the next mission or make a new one.  Regardless, any bonuses/credits you have now can simply carry over.  I will also have some pregenerated characters too, if you prefer.  The next mission will also be one of the official adventures, not a home brewed one, although I have a home brewed one in mind too.

If you have any ideas/suggestions, let me know.  You may also have private credits/missions you accomplished.  Ask me about them for additional bonuses.

Dexter jumps to the side to let IntSec do their thing.  "Nice one, Gunther!"

"Haha! My military training is top notch." Gunther says blowing the smoke out of his laser and holstering it back in a slick-looking way...

"I'm looking Forward to working with you again Dexter-R, Peter-R, Rob-R, CL-R and of course, Vicsis-R. You were great teammates."

"That was fun! Who else had loads of fun? Gosh I'm happy." CL said.

Ginger says to Gunther, "I noticed you left me out.  Not recognizing your team leader is treason," she says, but then she smiles at the half-joke.

"Our mission failed, which is irrefutable proof that we had a traitorous backstabbing and sabotaging commie team leader. I will recommend that this great team is assigned to a non-commie team leader in future missions, Whoever is the Int.Sec. guy here should do the same."

Dexter makes sure he's well away from both Ginger and Gunther in case violence starts.

CL takes a big step away from them and stands beside Dexter, "One credit says they don't attack eachother."

Ginger says, "Well, I've seen how you've eaten robot evidence and attacked robots.  Destruction of the Computer's property.  Destruction of robots.  Destruction of evidence.  All the evidence add up.  You're a member of the Frankenstein Destroyers!"  She point a finger at him.  "Membership in that Secret Society is traitorous.  That's why you're trying to pin it all on me.  I think your brain needs a good washing by the Computer to get you back on track and away from your traitorous ways."

(Making an accusation against Gunther.)

"I have no recollection of such episode. Wasn't it one of my clone brothers that you killed that did so?" Gunther asks. "But you on the other hand attempted to kill the loyalty officer three times being successful twice, who but a COMMUNIST would attack the loyalty officer?"
Gunther says drawing his laser. (and accusing Ginger of being a commie.)

Each must now make a roll against management...

Ginger likewise raises her laser pistol (not her self aiming slugthrower), and aims it at Gunther.  "We'll just have to wait until IntSec gets here now, won't we?  We'll see whom they believe."  She turns to the others standing around.

"Choose your sides well, boys and girls.  Your loyalty depends on whether you join the traitor over there or not.  So will you join me, your team leader?  Or will you join a registered mutant who has done nothing but take down nasty notes about us all, even we were trying our best to perform the mission?  And as you recall, I allowed everyone to vote on our mission, Gunther.  I did not choose the wrong mission.  If it was wrong, we all chose incorrectly."

"I shall choose to be on Dexter's side, for these acts of treason throwing are not doing well for the happiness level of our group. Remeber, anger is a treason. So everyone should be smiling." He says.

"HAHA another sign of traitorous activity!!! you gave everyone the right to vote, COMMIE!!! Gunther points as she speaks. "Will you side with the commie or with the registered Mutant who captured the traitor TWICE, unlike the "Glorious" leader who was trying to set a known secret society member free by taking his money deal and who ran away knowing that the criminal was bluffing? Not only that but who also assumes her communist activities by saying she gave everyone the right to vote! Siding against the Loyalty officer is siding against the computer itself." Gunther responds waiting for the computer's signal to shoot, Smiling at it.
This message was last edited by the player at 20:46, Mon 03 Nov 2008.

"Ginger, if you don't start smiling, I'm going to have to report you for treason."
This message was last edited by the player at 20:51, Mon 03 Nov 2008.

Cross post:

In reply to Gunther-R-BOK-3 (msg #70):

Sorry, name mix up.

Ginger says, "The fact that you would pick a registered mutant over your own team leader and ignore the commands of your team leader, CL, is a sign of treason.  I shall have to report you too."

(Accusing CL of treason.)

"I shall retract if you follow your leader as the Computer would have you do.  Remember, following your team leader makes everyone happy."

"See?!? Another sign of treason! The Subject willingly chose not to smile! I told you we were sabotaged by our communist team leader who wants you to join her cause, let's blast her up!!!" Gunther says still smiling.
This message was last edited by the player at 21:20, Mon 03 Nov 2008.

Regarding treason, remember that there is no time period, so you can always save up all your reasons and evidence until the end of the mission...as appears to be happening now...or accuse at any time you think you have enough evidence.

I would suggest using your private thread to post yourself reminders of evidence you have, and then when you are ready to accuse, you can paste all the reasons into one post to boost your chances of success.

And remember, here's the link regarding treason:  link to a message in "Paranoia: They Really Are All Out to Get You"

"Dexter isn't a mutant! Your declairing that a non-mutant is a mutant without evidence! By accusing the Happiness officer you may destroy everything the Computer tries to create!" he says smiling, "You are very treasoness indeed. Not smiling, using socialism, and accusing Dexter of being a mutant!"

(accusing Ginger of treason)

Ginger smiles and says with a smile painted on her face, "I thought you said you were joining Gunther?  Well, if not, then I guess your fate and Dexter's fate are in Dexter's hands.  Instead of choosing to listen to your team leader, you have chosen to follow Dexter, who is decidedly NOT the team leader.  Your actions will not make Dexter happy, and you are therefore violating your responsibilities as Happiness officer.  You, sir, will undo everything the Computer has tried so hard to preserve."

Ginger retracts her accusation of treason as a misunderstanding...unless Dexter chooses to side with Gunther...and she looks over at Dexter with a huge smile on her face.

She says to CL, still smiling, "Have you considered that Gunther's actions of recording everyone's moves, eating Computer property, and accusing your own team leader of treason will not make anyone happy?  Perhaps you should be accusing him of treason.  I am happy, but how can a register mutee like Gunther make us happy when treason is in his mutant bones?"


OOC:  I thought this meant you were joining Gunther and had misspoken Dexter.

"Dexter is happy." he says and gives Dexter a bottle of liquid, "This is good for you. You look tense."

Seeing that Gunther looks like he might shoot, Ginger raises her autoaiming slugthrower in her free hand, pointing them both at Gunther.  She says, "The reason I shot those in our party was because R&D must have made a mistake with this slugthrower.  It seems to randomly aim at whomever it wants.  That was not my fault, and this should be turned over to R&D immediately for examination, but I shall have to use it on you again if you try to shoot.  Hopefully," she says, still smiling, "it will not choose one of our other companions to aim at by accident.  Then their deaths would be on your head."

"Communist. My notes were sent to the computer, now we should just wait for it to be resolved, so that we, as a team, may formally execute you for communism, high treason and for leading the team to a failure." Gunther says still waiting.

IntSec arrives to sort out the problem.  They clear CL and Dexter of having to join the Team Leader now that they have arrived.  However, CL and Dexter, and all other characters, are given an insubordination fine for failing to follow their team leader without question.  This is a 30 credit fine each.

Due to the stress of the situation, I will be rolling for random accusation modifiers.  Make sure all final issues, accusations, etc. are out on the table.

I take back mine since Ginger is taking back hers and pays the credits, then moves away from the slug thrower.
This message was last edited by the player at 23:33, Mon 03 Nov 2008.

Ginger smiles and sighs and says to IntSec, "I recommend CL for a commendation for upholding his office."

Dexter pays his fine and sits by with a look of confused amusement on his face.  He throws occasional suspicious glances at the slugthrower, however.

Gunther sheaths his gun, Opens his notepad and starts reading:


"During the mission I observed the clone Ginger-R:
1- Shoot a fellow troubleshooter instead of shooting the imminent threat three times. Two times generating new copies of the loyalty officer.
2- Shooting the loyalty officer in an obvious attempt to leave the computer blind to all communist activities the referred team leader would draw the team into.
3- Attempted -twice- to read the loyalty's officer's notepad.
4- Offered a declared secret Society member a chance to escape, once by offering a him deal in exchange of credits and second time by conning the team into running out of the room to give the Phreak known as ALLY-G8R time to escape, if It weren't for my intervention the Phreak would be free and probably plotting with her to overthrow the system.
5- As team leader Ginger-R-UYT led the mission to a failure.
6- As team leader proposed communist things like giving others chances of voting.
7- Falsely accused Gunther-R-BOK-*3* of eating computer propriety a thing that Gunther-R-BOK-*1* did, Clone which by the way she executed without proper authorization. See Note #1
8- Falsely accused Gunther-R-BOK-3 of being a Frankenstein Destroyer with no evidence. By the way what is a Frankenstein Destroyer?
9- Refused to smile and accused the Happiness officer of treason for requesting the team leader to smile, knowing that happiness is mandatory.

As the teams loyalty officer it is my job to point out that the team's mission's failure resides entirely on the fact that the team leader is a commie, who offered other team members chances of voting to create confusion in the team's ranks and presents a threat to the alpha complex way of life."

This message was last edited by the player at 23:38, Mon 03 Nov 2008.

The IntSec officer turns to CL.  "Is this all true?"

OOC: I forgot to mention, Dexter does not take the drink offered by CL.

In reply to GM Computer Heath (msg #85):

"The part about the smiling is. Though, the slug-thrower she is holding doesn't aim properly." he says, not wanting to anger the higher ups.

Ginger hands the slugthrower to the IntSec officer.  "Here, you can take it and inspect it.  Gunther gave it to me.  Gunther's accusations are untrue, of course.  Mutants have trouble telling the truth, I hear.  Just look at his warped mutant logic.  He accuses me of Communism for offering our members the chance to vote for their own happiness in best following the Computer?  Commies don't allow voting, and Commies don't want happiness for those they lead, and Commies don't love our friend, the Computer.  And CL is slightly mistaken.  I was smiling; he just wasn't looking right at me.  When I turned and looked at him, he clearly saw me smiling, right CL, my friend in service to the Computer?"

"I was on my head doing a head stand at the time. I saw the smile upside down. I was trying to raise happiness levels for the Computers." CL says.

This is how it is working out:
ACCUSATION

The IntSec officer listens carefully.  He nods thoughtfully at Gunther's points.

CREDIBLE ACCUSATION
OOC:  Here is to show you how this is working out.  (Gunther used PP and also had a wide margin of success on his management roll - margin of 6 after Ginger's PP are factored in.)

Also:

Modifiers:

Accuser:  Gunther has meticulously completed relevant forms and input, thereby pleasing the computer.  +1 bonus.

Computer:  Today's proceedings are being recorded for an episode of "Traitor Justice Files."  The Computer intends to make an example of the target. +10 bonus

Target: Ginger was able to draw a clever retort about Gunther. -1

Environment:  Cameras captured everything on videotape...without audio...and cannot verify Gunther's accusations. -3

Other: Gunther is a registered mutant.  -5

So Gunther's margin of 6 turns into:  a margin of 8!


The IntSec officer turns to Ginger.  "It appears that you are in need of correction."  (Gunther's accusation was deemed credible.)

Meanwhile, Ginger's roll failed.  Her accusation was found not to be credible enough to warrant in investigation.

SPRAY EFFECT
The IntSec officer looks around.  "You were all present.  Why did you not try to stop these traitorous acts?  We are going to immediately investigate all of you!"

The dragnet begins...

No one put any PP's to support or make Gunther's accusation fail.  This means that his margin of error has a "spray" effect on all the troubleshooters.  (In other words, the Computer assumes the "traitor" includes everyone around the actual "traitor;" everyone except the accuser is compromised.)  Given that Gunther's accusations include a variety of locations with a variety of Tension levels, you will not get an added benefit of Tension level protection.  (This is one benefit to making immediate accusations if the Tension level favors you...because your teammates will be affected less.)

Each of you must now "defend" against Gunther's accusation.  Tell me if you are going to add any perversity points to your management roll (up to a max of 5) and then you can roll or I will roll for you.

NOTE:  For informational purposes, if Gunther's roll had been with a 0 margin, you would not be part of the dragnet.

Here's the link again to treason:  link to a message in "Paranoia: They Really Are All Out to Get You"
This message was last edited by the GM at 19:44, Tue 04 Nov 2008.

1- Shoot a fellow troubleshooter instead of shooting the imminent threat three times. Two times generating new copies of the loyalty officer.
I have no way of stopping her from shooting, especially when I am being attacked by a scrubbot.

2- Shooting the loyalty officer in an obvious attempt to leave the computer blind to all communist activities the referred team leader would draw the team into.
Same response as item 1.

3- Attempted -twice- to read the loyalty's officer's notepad.
I was busy with an equipment inspection when Ginger attempted this.  I have never tried to read the loyalty officer's pad.

4- Offered a declared secret Society member a chance to escape, once by offering a him deal in exchange of credits and second time by conning the team into running out of the room to give the Phreak known as ALLY-G8R time to escape, if It weren't for my intervention the Phreak would be free and probably plotting with her to overthrow the system.
I was instrumental in capturing and interrogating Ally-G8R and made sure he would not escape to spread his commie ways.

5- As team leader Ginger-R-UYT led the mission to a failure.
I made repeated effort to keep the team leader on track for the mission, but the team leader allowed the team to be sidetracked.

6- As team leader proposed communist things like giving others chances of voting.
I repeatedly tried to get the team leader to do her job of leading the team and always did my part as Equipment Guy.

7- Falsely accused Gunther-R-BOK-*3* of eating computer propriety a thing that Gunther-R-BOK-*1* did, Clone which by the way she executed without proper authorization. See Note #1
I have not accused Gunther of anything other than dropping his PDC, which seemed to be an accident.  As a loyal Equipment Guy, I was paying close attention to the team's equipment.

8- Falsely accused Gunther-R-BOK-3 of being a Frankenstein Destroyer with no evidence. By the way what is a Frankenstein Destroyer?
What's a Frankenstew Mostreyor?

9- Refused to smile and accused the Happiness officer of treason for requesting the team leader to smile, knowing that happiness is mandatory.
I have maintained a happy attitude at all times.  *smiles*

By this, I am assuming you are making an official accusation of treason against Ginger?

No, you said I had to defend myself against Gunther's accusations.

"I've been trying to keep everyone happy, and being leaderless during a mission wouldn't be good for moral. I was under attack by a giant scrubbot at the time and couldn't stop the shootings. It made Gunther a little annoyed, but not angery, when people try to look at his pad. I wouldn't do that." he takes a breath, "I helped Dexter escort the commie Ally here. I have no idea what a Frankenstein is. And I always smile."
This message was last edited by the player at 01:17, Wed 05 Nov 2008.

Sorry, what I meant by that was to roll against management (and you may get bonuses to your roll if you can show you were not present at the times she committed the treasonous acts or did your duty as a good Citizen and reported her or otherwise gave her a correction or fine within your duty...or show that the duty was someone else's, like the happiness officer, and that you cannot be held responsible for that...things like that).  Otherwise, they'll say you were present, you kept your mouth shut...therefore, you are a conspirator.

You don't have to go to too much work here.  It's just for game purposes...so don't feel you have to go back through all the slush or anything.
This message was last edited by the GM at 00:59, Wed 05 Nov 2008.

Gunther just watches the scene unfold and smiles, noticing the scene is going to be on a vidshow he steps near a camcorder and goes:

"I caught two traitors in a day, The phreak known as ALLY-G8R and the traitorous commie Ginger-R-UYT, nothing but a day's job for..." He pauses dramatically drawing his gun in a slick-looking fashion and saying: "GUNTHER-R-BOK-3!" then holstering it back in a slick way, and then he pulls out his ILTR1 notepad: "Loyalty officers, the pen is mightier than the laser, don't be afraid to you your assigned ILTR1s to catch the commies in your team!!!"

After the scene to the camera, he stands there, arms crossed and a few yards away just around a corner from the scene just so no accidental laser fire may hit him,  Gunther turns to his PDC to see if it is still being flooded by spam and starts deleting the spam now that the spammer is caught, keeping an eye out for angry laser fire of course, staying around a corner, again, for protective reasons but still within sight of the Int Sec guy, and with his laser ready to shoot should the traitorous leader attempt to escape.

Even with bonuses, everyone fails their rolls.

Gunther leaves the area, and the rest of you are hauled off for reconditioning.  None of you are taken to the same place as any other, so you don't know the extent of correction.

OOC: I will go through the offenses and corrections tonight, if possible.  Then we will be ready to head into the second adventure.

Remember, if you want to start with a new character, that's totally fine.  This is Paranoia, so no need to get too attached!  If you do want to switch characters, let me know, as I will have something special for you to do in the second adventure...