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Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing.

Posted by GM Computer HeathFor group 0
Ginger-R-UYT-1
player, 65 posts
CPU Team Leader
Clearance RED
Mon 27 Oct 2008
at 16:45
  • msg #23

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

Ginger sighs.  "As team leader, I will assign Dexter to answer that question."
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 116 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Mon 27 Oct 2008
at 19:36
  • msg #24

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

Dexter's expression changes from confusion to surprise and he glances at the Team Leader.  "I'm sorry, Team Leader, I'm just the Equipment Guy.  I do not know anything about fissio-whatsits."  Dexter turns to talk to the BLUE citizen.  "From an Equipment perspective, there were a couple things of note.  First, was a dropped PDC from Gunther, our Loyalty Officer.  The PDC has been returned and Gunther has been warned to take better care in the future.  I inspected the PDC thoroughly to ensure against any commie tampering.  Second, many scrubots were encountered during our mission that had been malignantly programmed by someone who labeled themselves "Ally G8R".  The scrubbots were altered such that they would kill anyone on their email spam list.  Thanks to the loyal efforts of Gunther and myself, sitting here in detainment is Don-R-PNY-4, aka Ally G8R, self-admitted Computer Phreak author of the 'Mister Bubbles' virus.  That is all I have to report."
This message was last edited by the player at 19:37, Mon 27 Oct 2008.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 302 posts
Mon 27 Oct 2008
at 19:44
  • msg #25

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

The BLUE citizen glances up at the black camera in the corner of the room.

"That is the team's official answer to question one."  He pushes a button on the recording device to mark your answer to his first question.  "Question two:  Who was the supervisor who forged the transfer order in the first place?"
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 89 posts
Mutation: Eats things.
Security Clearance: Red
Mon 27 Oct 2008
at 23:22
  • msg #26

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

"Wasn't It Hans-O-HGF-3 who assigned us the mission?" Gunther asks the team leader.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 305 posts
Mon 27 Oct 2008
at 23:34
  • msg #27

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

Before Ginger can respond, the BLUE Citizen says, "That shall be reported as your official answer."  He hits another button and looks up at the camera again.  Then he says to you, "Which team member received the greatest amount of exposure to krypton diflouride?"
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 91 posts
Mutation: Eats things.
Security Clearance: Red
Mon 27 Oct 2008
at 23:49
  • msg #28

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

Gunther Pulls out his Geiger Counter and turns it on, then points it at his fellow troubleshooters.
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 118 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Tue 28 Oct 2008
at 00:04
  • msg #29

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

Dexter is trying hard not to laugh at the situation, visible only by the slightest twitch at the right side of his mouth.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 92 posts
R&D Happiness Officer
Clearance RED
Tue 28 Oct 2008
at 00:44
  • msg #30

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

CL eyes the thing Gunther takes out and squeaks.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 307 posts
Tue 28 Oct 2008
at 16:23
  • msg #31

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

No one seems to answer the BLUE citizen's question.  He looks nervously to the camera and then back down to you.

Gunther is running the geiger counter over everyone, and it starts beeping hard when he runs it over Ginger.  Then he realizes that he is pointing it backwards--at himself!--since Ginger's clone obviously wasn't even present when the reactor exploded.

The BLUE citizen is tapping his fingers impatiently.  "Well," he says, his voice rising in frustration, "which team member received the greatest amount of exposure to krypton diflouride?"
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 93 posts
Mutation: Eats things.
Security Clearance: Red
Tue 28 Oct 2008
at 17:01
  • msg #32

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

"Sir we weren't cleared to know what Krypton Difluoride is, as the Team's Loyalty Officer I'd reccomend that the entire troubleshooter team and the Criminous clone we arrested to be submitted to the standard hygiene procedure for determining levels of contamination..."
This message was last edited by the player at 17:10, Tue 28 Oct 2008.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 308 posts
Tue 28 Oct 2008
at 18:25
  • msg #33

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

He says, "That is your official answer.  Which team member contributed most directly to the success of the mission?"
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 119 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Tue 28 Oct 2008
at 18:32
  • msg #34

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

Dexter points at Rob, then Gunther.  "Since it's rude to vote for oneself, I say Rob was quite heroic, and Gunther was actively involved."
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 94 posts
Mutation: Eats things.
Security Clearance: Red
Tue 28 Oct 2008
at 18:45
  • msg #35

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

"I'd have to say Dexter-R-FCP-1, since he was quite helpful in capturing the Hacker and member of the Phreaks secret society known as ALLY-G8R, and he risked his life to rescue Marco-G, who unfortunately was eviscerated by a horde of raging Scrubbots." Gunther adds.
This message was last edited by the player at 18:46, Tue 28 Oct 2008.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 309 posts
Tue 28 Oct 2008
at 20:38
  • msg #36

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

He records your answer.

He clears his throat, looks up at that camera again, and says, "Has all your assigned mission equipment been returned to Outfitting?"
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 120 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Wed 29 Oct 2008
at 00:28
  • msg #37

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

Dexter speaks up.  "Yes sir."
This message was last edited by the player at 00:29, Wed 29 Oct 2008.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 93 posts
R&D Happiness Officer
Clearance RED
Wed 29 Oct 2008
at 01:49
  • msg #38

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

CL is happily watching the exchange, ready to add in a song when needed.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 310 posts
Wed 29 Oct 2008
at 16:00
  • msg #39

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

He records Dexter's answer.

He looks one more time up at the camera in the corner and says, "Were you, at any point, contacted about finacnial projections for PLC service firm CBLK?"
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 95 posts
Mutation: Eats things.
Security Clearance: Red
Wed 29 Oct 2008
at 17:29
  • msg #40

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

"Well I wasn't.
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 121 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Wed 29 Oct 2008
at 18:42
  • msg #41

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

"I was not either."
GM Computer Heath
GM, 311 posts
Wed 29 Oct 2008
at 19:59
  • msg #42

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

He records your answer, stands up, and leaves the room through the only other exit, marked BLUE Clearance RESTRICTED.

"Well," AllyG8R says, "looks like all of you went on the wrong mission.  They weren't trying to capture me after all."  He begins laughing.  "Time to let me go," he says.

Since AllyG8R appears to be right and your mission debriefing was not the right debriefing after all, your only other alternative would be to take him to IntSec and turn him over.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 96 posts
Mutation: Eats things.
Security Clearance: Red
Wed 29 Oct 2008
at 22:37
  • msg #43

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

"Yep or we can smoke you up right here. But first, you will remove us from you frigging spam list." Gunther says drawing his laser pistol and "gently" holding it against ALLY-G8R's head.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 94 posts
R&D Happiness Officer
Clearance RED
Thu 30 Oct 2008
at 15:16
  • msg #44

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

"I agree, take us off the list now." he says sternly.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 312 posts
Thu 30 Oct 2008
at 16:55
  • msg #45

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

Ally-G8R says, "I have no control over the list."  He shrugs.  "Sorry.  Once it's in circulation, only someone at IntSec with enough motivation could get that stopped."
Ginger-R-UYT-1
player, 66 posts
CPU Team Leader
Clearance RED
Thu 30 Oct 2008
at 17:06
  • msg #46

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

Ginger says, "Right.  Let's get you to IncDec then!"  Although team leader, she sighs and looks around to everyone else to see if they approve, as indecisive as ever.
Dexter-R-FCP-1
player, 122 posts
Tech Services Equipmt Guy
Clearance RED
Thu 30 Oct 2008
at 17:55
  • msg #47

Re: Scene 8 -There's No Briefing Like Debriefing

"Fine with me."
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