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Happy Homecoming-1.

Posted by GM Computer HeathFor group 0
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 151 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 00:22
  • msg #14

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Gunther returns to the team leader: "Got it. We are to be assigned nothing. Let us go, maybe we could get some fun gadgets at R&D... Boy I love those gadgets."
This message was last edited by the player at 00:27, Fri 12 Dec 2008.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 385 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 00:22
  • msg #15

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

You all hear a beep from Seth's PDC.  It is exactly one hour and exactly the time you're supposed to be showing up for outfitting here.
This message was last edited by the GM at 00:26, Fri 12 Dec 2008.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 152 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 00:25
  • msg #16

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

OOC: I think you let a part of his private message visible

"What was that beep about valorous team leader?"
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 8 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 00:26
  • msg #17

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

-pm-
GM Computer Heath
GM, 387 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 00:27
  • msg #18

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

PM
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 154 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 00:29
  • msg #19

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"Oh yeah there is a slim possibility that the Guy at PLC is a traitor and is voluntarily saying we got no assigned equipment in order to put this mission and alpha complex in trouble, I Strongly suggest you state our next order valorous team leader."
Lynn-R-EHT-1
player, 2 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 00:53
  • msg #20

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Lynn says, "Vee must all be happy, vith or vithout equipment.  But I prefer vith it, it you please."  She looks over at Seth, her riding crop tucked under her arm.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 157 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 00:59
  • msg #21

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

After Lynn's statement Gunther eagerly smiles looking toward the team leader for a decision in this moment of crisis.
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 11 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 01:11
  • msg #22

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Seth receives Gunther's information with a puzzled look then declares "As equipment officer it is your responsibility to requisition the supplies the computer has allotted to us. Failing to do so is insubordination. I'm recommending you be fined appropriately- you're just not trying hard enough." 

Gunther:
"What was that beep about valorous team leader?"


"That was an alarm I set for timekeeping purposes. Don't you know that timeliness is essential when serving the Computer?" He looks at Gunther slightly askance before putting the PDC away and approaching the outfitting officer.

"Greetings friend!  My equipment officer has reported that we were not assigned equipment to troubleshoot an important matter for The Computer.  Please double check index PEC-V-9A-65992B-TC-VWV-3C."
This message was last edited by the player at 02:06, Fri 12 Dec 2008.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 159 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 02:14
  • msg #23

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"Good then as the equipment officer I am requesting your PDC for a surprise inspection. Not attendance to that implies on a hefty fine." Gunther states.
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 12 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 04:57
  • msg #24

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"Certainly your vigilance is commendable, equipment officer, but don't your responsibilities only apply to Computer assigned equipment?  Using one's assigned office to confiscate personal property reeks of communism, you aren't a communist- are you, Mutie?"


The GM:
The equipment guy is responsible for the safety and care of all Computer property assigned to the Troubleshooter team

Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 160 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 05:34
  • msg #25

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Ahem
Gunther pulls ot his equipment guy badge and reads it.

quote:
RANDOM SURPRISE INSPECTIONS

Your duty is also to PREVENT equipment failures.  This is doen through Random Surprise Inspections ("RSI").

It is every Troubleshooter's duty to maintain and upkeep his own equipment.  So the EG conducts inspections, which can involve a thorough examination of the entire team or just a quick Weapons Check ("WC") of selected team members.  Failure to cooperate with the EG is TREASON.

So conducting frequent RSI's reassures you of the Computer's faith in you to do your job.

An RSI looks for more than just wear and tear.  An RSI might be an opportune moment to uncover a monstrous Commie plot with a sympathizer!  Uncovering such plots often lead to security clearance promotions.

No one can refuse an RSI.  NO ONE.



By refusing to Undergo Your RSI you are performing an act of treason. I noticed your PDC went off for no reason I must inspect it, failure to comply with that is an act of treason.
This message was last edited by the player at 05:36, Fri 12 Dec 2008.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 161 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 05:41
  • msg #26

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"And there are 4 other clones here willing to testify your treason in not cooperating with the RSI. As some might know what happens when a Team's leader's traitorous acts are not hampered by the Team members." Gunther says looking towards CL-R, he knows that oughtta give him flashbacks. Gunther do is smiling though.
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 13 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 06:40
  • msg #27

Re: Happy Homecoming-1



Seth grins winningly at Gunther as he immediately takes out his his PDC for inspection.

"I *knew* I chose well in selecting our equipment guy! Gunther-R-BOK-3 you are doing an outstanding job in informing the team of equipment policy.  We did things very differently in Threat Assessment, I am glad that you are here to share the valuable experience you have gained through learning from your previous mistakes on troubleshooting teams."

He goes to hand over the PDC then pauses, "Of course, there is the matter of the communication from a high-clearance citizen addressed explicitly to the Team Leader that coincidentally arrived at the same time my alarm went off.  From the honored Computer's warnings I know how tempting your kind find potentially treasonous activity, so I didn't want to expose you to the possibility of inadvertently being exposed to information that it would be Treasonous for you to view.

I should have realized that THE former loyalty officer Gunther from the vids would be experienced enough not to do such a thing accidentally.  It's brought me such great happiness to see you work, here is the PDC willingly and promptly submitted for RSI."

Seth hands it over with a flourish then carefully observes Gunther's RSI with a rapt and joyous expression.  He has never seen an actual Troubleshooter Equipment Inspection in person, and is obviously quite interested in the procedure.
This message was last edited by the player at 06:44, Fri 12 Dec 2008.
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 165 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 13:26
  • msg #28

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Gunther smiles and takes the PDC. He carefully inspects its outside conservation first. Searching for scratches, Bitemarks, possible drop damages and the such.
Next he tests the keyboard and the touch screen
GM Computer Heath
GM, 395 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 18:48
  • msg #29

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Gunther inspects the PDC.

The outfitting officer stands there typing into the computer as Gunther does the inspection.  "Ah, yes, I do have that number," he says to the number given by TL Seth.  "But it says here before I issue that equipment, you are to report to R&D.  I will send the sector and coordinates to the Team Leader's PDC as soon as the Equipment Guy's inspection is complete."
Gunther-R-BOK-3
player, 168 posts
ArmF Clearence: RED
REGISTERED MUTANT
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 19:22
  • msg #30

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

All seems to be working perfectly, the timer is a picosecond early but I fixed that. Great work team leader now I know why you are the Team leader Your ability to maintain your own equipment is exemplary.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 114 posts
R&D Hygiene Officer
Clearance RED
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 21:19
  • msg #31

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"Everyone needs a cleanliness check before the mission starts. A clean team is a team that will succeed!" he announces and begins to look over everyone with his PHTCMK and conducts quick PHTs. When finished he nods to the team leader, "Everyone is ready team leader!"
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 15 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 22:09
  • msg #32

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

((OK, now I get to see how this rolling and PP stuff works...))

((I would like to roll to notice any chicanery on Gunther's part during the inspection of my PDC.))
This message was last edited by the player at 22:36, Fri 12 Dec 2008.
GM Computer Heath
GM, 400 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 22:24
  • msg #33

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

pm
Lynn-R-EHT-1
player, 3 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 22:26
  • msg #34

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Lynn sidles close to CL, "Vee shall make sure every-vun is clean and happy, no?"
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 115 posts
R&D Hygiene Officer
Clearance RED
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 22:51
  • msg #35

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

"Clean and happy is needed for optimal success." He agrees.
Lynn-R-EHT-1
player, 4 posts
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 23:21
  • msg #36

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Lynn says, "If it vil help, I vill tell you the story of the Siberian camel in Alpha Complex.  But I must vorn you, it is a humping story!"  She laughs twice in quick succession and looks around to make sure everyone else laughs too.

"I have Personality Stabilizer Drugs to administer if that is not funny to you," she says.
CL-R-WIL-1
player, 116 posts
R&D Hygiene Officer
Clearance RED
Fri 12 Dec 2008
at 23:27
  • msg #37

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

CL bursts out laughing, he had been the happiness officer once before and has a good sense of humor.
Seth-R-BCK-1
player, 17 posts
Sat 13 Dec 2008
at 00:03
  • msg #38

Re: Happy Homecoming-1

Seth lets loose with a hearty chuckle. "Spectacular joke, Lynn.  None of mine can hold a camel to that one!"
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