Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they ain't out to get ya!

I have had this box for about 40 years and never played!  Anyone up for a game?

A game of Paranoia?
Whats the catch?

No catch.  The Computer is your friend!

Keen to play!

Ah, Ok.  Since the computer is my friend and it's an online, on computer game... then it makes total sense that I must absolutely play.  After all, nothing can go wrong.  Make sure to keep me in the loop.  If I don't respond, try one of my clone.

I wasn't looking to run the game, I barely know the rules.  Looking for a DM :)

Not looking good for finding a GM for this one.  Oh well it was worth a shot.

If you manage to find a GM please rmail - I'd love to be a player! :)

I wouldn't mind running a game of Paranoia. Have to say I've never tried running one on here but actually the easy to use private messaging removes one of the trickier aspects of running it in person!

What edition did everyone have in mind as there's a fair few now? Paranoia XP is the one I know but think I have a pdf of the more recent rulebook kicking around on a hard drive somewhere if that's where the interest lies.

I must have the original as there is no mention anywhere of what edition.

Dear CaptainHellrazor, edition is above your security clearance.  Please do not attempt to access this information again.
As for me, I trust that the computer would select the correct edition.  Flavour and fun are my goals.

Damn, there goes my first clone!