Orikson is settling into his second career after a rather disastrous attempt to serve as a Magic User’s Apprentice. “But you’re a Dwarf,” the well mannered Wizard said. “Dwarves can’t be Magic Users.” But Orikson lied, insisting he was really just a short and ugly Human. Naturally, there were the kinds of disasters one would expect when non-magically-attuned folk dabble in the impossible. The Wizard’s Tower was eventually repaired, but because some of the stones were blasted into the farms of a neighboring county, there were many heated arguments between the rulers and affected parties about who should pay, and how much. Thank the Creator that the news scribes have stopped following. The scandal sold a lot of scrolls, but enough is enough already.