I'm a delusional ferret who controls chaos. Ya me!
I'm also the moderator and wielder of the Z-Tube.
Royalty: 73
noLife: 3
Graham - Henchman
Kisa - Sidekick
Kagura - Royal Backwatcher


State:
Chaos Ferret
Chaos Albino Ferret (playing with potions in vials)
Black Chaos Albino Ferret (spray painted to be seen in snow)
Burnt Chaos Ferret (methaine and fire don't mix)
Warloard Chaos Ferret (the war in the hospital seemed like a good idea at the time)
Automed Ferret [Bowling Alley] (I tested my PGR (or Dragon did better yet) and had a NDE)
Volley Ball Ferret [Beach of Time Wasting]
Captain Ferret [Infinite Pantry]
Dragoon Captain Zatara
Returned from the Old Waste
Rising from the Wreckage
Roboferret
Alien Wizard Ferret
Patient Ferret

Notable Post #s
ChaosLord
player, 500 posts
Fri 27 Jul 2007
at 14:47

ChaosLord
 player, 1000 posts
Fri 19 Oct 2007
at 10:41
Re: The Infinite Pantry part IV

ChaosLord
 player, 2000 posts
 I'm a delusional ferret.
 Zatara!
Fri 9 Nov 2007
at 12:31

ChaosLord
 player, 2007 posts
 I'm a delusional ferret.
 Zatara!
Fri 9 Nov 2007
at 13:13

ChaosLord
 player, 2500 posts
 I'm a delusional ferret.
 Why Won't I Die?
Sat 10 Nov 2007
at 23:45

ChaosLord
 player, 3000 posts
 I'm a delusional ferret.
 ASWoT Beast Slayer
Mon 26 Nov 2007
at 14:17
Re: Definition Game II

ChaosLord
 player, 4000 posts
 I'm a delusional ferret.
 I have returned
Sun 26 Oct 2008
at 12:43
Re: You're Next IX

ChaosLord
 player, 5000 posts
 I'm a delusional ferret.
 Return of the Ferret
Wed 17 Feb 2010
at 16:35
Re: Time Waster Lounge IIIXXX

*CL slowly rises and grabs a comb off of the bar as the lights dim*

*spotlight flares onto the ferret and music emanates from inside him*

'"There must be some way out of here,"
said the ferret to the owl,
"There's too much time to be havin',
All this extra time is afoul.
Koala bears, they drink away time,
Dragon scorch my earth,
None o'them outside the pantry know what any of it is worth."

"Every reason to get delunsional,"
the owl, he kindly spoke,
"There are many wasting among us
Who feel that life is but a joke.
But you and I, we've been through that,
And Vixcis condemns us to fate,
So let us dance now, the lounge is open late."

All along the Royalty Board,
Kings kept the view
While all the players came and went,
Shapeshifters, too.

Outside in the Limbo
A wildkitty did growl,
Two riders were approaching,
Air spirits began to howl.'

"Thanks for a wonderful 5000 Wasters."

ChaosLord
 moderator, 6000 posts
 I'm a delusional ferret.
 Waiting for my Power Ring
Sun 27 Jun 2010
Re: Timewaster's Lounge XXXVII

"You know I like Kitty Pryde from the comics? That is pretty amazing."

*pours himself and the other wasters present (Kisa) a cup of wine*

"Cheers, to six thousand."


Minions
Chaos Ferrets

Belongings:
Sigiziveed: Wrym Dragon (hoard size 302)
Portable Wardrobe
Cowboy Hat
Corks
Minor 'Poofs'
Megaphone
Cardboard Tube
Tube Of Power
Personal Gravity Redirector
Bitransual-dimensional Key to the Chaos Ilses
R.I.G. (Bought from Dragon)
2 Teacup Tempests (bought from Kargua)
Shotgun (FL gave it to me)
Chronometric-Erasor, three charges (Time Waster Dungeering II)

This is my stuff I'm selling at the Flea Market.
Cowboy Hat
Megaphone
Corks
A Chaosanti Ferret
Multiple Ferrets
Minor Poofs
Cardboard Tube
Cardboard Tube Of Power
Portable Wardrobe
Personal Gravity Redirector
Bitransual-dimensional Key