I thought I said not to click on my picture!!!

If you clicked on my picture and are reading this, you have too much time to waste!

Here's your punishment:  You must look at the following picture:


Oh, you want some more, do you????

Well, here, take a gander at this one!



Only one click on my picture per person...please.  Each additional click will cost you $1, to be billed through my friend in Nigeria, who is having difficulty transferring the sum of US$21,320,000.00 and needs my help badly and in the strictest confidence because the government is holding his funds.

Now, join me, and we will rule the universe together!

SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF YOU WANT TO MAKE SURE I RESPOND TO A POST!

I rolled my stats on a d20 and ended up with the following:

CHARISMA:      1.5
INTELLIGENCE:  3.14159265359 (which I had to stare at, pi-eyed).
STRENGTH:      6 pack plus guns plus pecs = 18.75
RIDDLES:       The sum of "What have I got in my pocket?"

TIME WASTING PROWESS: 2020
WIT:                  2 wit