If You Can Read This...


                                                                 ...You're Not Playing A Game.





as of: "TESTING: Roll to Dodge  msg#219" 4/10/2011
6: EPIC SUCCESS

Santos becomes the Dragon God.  Ruler of all dragons, wyrms and other dragonkin.  Some say he has the power to rival the other gods.  Others say he is the Alpha and Omega.  Yet, even others claim he has the power to end the universe with but a thought.  Who's right, I guess we'll have to see.

King and one of the two Over-Gods of The Norse Pantheon, Supreame Rulers of Asguard, Midguard, and Hel.


Married to the Currently Zombified Riska.

Known Items Owned:
1 - "Twin Throne of Asguard"
       - Forged by Santos' Dragonfire from the melted throne of the defeated Odin.
       - A matched pair with Aribeth's Throne.

1 - Bitransual-dimensional key
       - In trade from ChaosLord
       - Able to open up a door to Santos' Treasure Horde.

1 - Armada of Dragonflights
       - For Sale! (Various ages and colors of Dragons available.  See Flea Market III Post #2 for full details.)

Santos Brand Orc Rinds (10 oz. bags)
       - Original
       - Hot and Spicy
       - Garlic + Herb

Santos Brand R.L. Monster Repellant
       - Guaranteed 100% effective, 50% of the time (individual percentages may vary)

1 First Edition copy of "Hatching dragon eggs for dummies" (Multiple copies of reprints for sale!)
       - An instruction manual on how to hatch a dragon egg.

Santos Snacks
       - Keeps hungry Dragons from snacking on your appendages.


RTJ post:
Santos, visitor, 0 posts
Mon 24 Mar 2003 at 22:45
Subject: Access to A Serious Waste of Time

I want to make a submarine out of someones's pants.

(I have no idea where this happened, but Kabin the Dwarf said I should check here.)  :)